[Closed] Come on own up, which one of you was it? (mumsnet content)

Pfft...Aunty Dot's a bit of a killjoy.
She won't be getting invited to dinner again.

every few weeks one of these Mumsnet things lands in my lap so to speak and I still for the life of me cannot decipher all the codes they use, they're way past txt spk, it's more a secret code so they can feel superior to the new members I think.

Anyway, Geezer needs to learn about in private browsing and GPS tracking

Awesome thread... Although only 70% and once a month ?

**** me, when I was younger it was 100% and 5 times a sodding day !

The (pensioner-age) parents of an ex-friend of mine made the national news a few weeks ago. She caught him watching grot and set about him with, somewhat appropriately, a meat tenderiser. I wondered for a moment if this was the same story.

it's more a secret code

We're not much better!

AIBU is "am I being unreasonable," and anything starting with a D is generally Darling [family member]. Eg, DH = Darling Husband.

to find hubby with the door to the bedroom wide open going at it in front of the PC while our cleaner was in the bathroom next door scrubbing the floor.

He was ****ing to a 'house maid/cleaner' themed video.

That really, really could've been much worse.

......then, with his free hand, quickly switched windows to furiouswife.com

Cougar - Moderator

it's more a secret code

We're not much better!

AIBU is "am I being unreasonable," and anything starting with a D is generally Darling [family member]. Eg, DH = Darling Husband.

Thanks for clearing that up coz I keep trying to figure out their codes.

http://www.mumsnet.com/info/acronyms

My favourites are ODFOD and EWCM. 😆

dh cracking one off to maid pron while cleaner was hoovering in the next room? wow.

GrahamS - Member

http://www.mumsnet.com/info/acronyms

My favourites are ODFOD and EWCM.

Good find!

I think I may need to incorporate some of them codes in STW ... 😆

nedrapier - Member

dh cracking one off to maid pron while cleaner was hoovering in the next room? wow.

Yeah that's not really the same as having a cheeky solo when no ones about is it? That's someone looking for an "accidental" indecent exposure.

Top humblebrag from that poster though...

GrahamS - Member

http://www.mumsnet.com/info/acronyms

My favourites are ODFOD and EWCM.

ATM "At the moment" not in my mind it's not... ha ha

YY "Yes" oh, saving a letter there..

NN "No" Say what now?

In my opinion watching porn is completely different to having sex with someone

Too right. You can't discreetly have sex on the bus, or at the supermarket for one...

DrP

😉

You can't have sex on the bus, or at the supermarket for one...

You ain't tryin' hard enough Doc!

Sounds like he narrowly avoided being caught knobbing the maid.

Good work that man.

I think I may need to incorporate some of them codes in STW ...

No one knows what you're going on about half the time anyway so you may as well.

Wow, I'm really shocked by that story. Has her DH not heard of incognito mode?

Drac - Moderator

I think I may need to incorporate some of them codes in STW ...

No one knows what you're going on about half the time anyway so you may as well.

But we don't have sex. At all.

It sucks.

Ah, the Clinton Defence.

I'm going for Papa Lazarou, in the Study, with the laptop and Kleenex
(not reading the OP's link at work 😆 )

Wow, I'm really shocked by that story. Has her DH not heard of incognito mode?

Let that be a lesson to you lot 😆

dh cracking one off to maid pron while cleaner was hoovering in the next room? wow.

Ah, come on. We've all done that haven't we? 😆 If he shouted, "help!" whilst in the final strokes, it would be full on "danger ***K" territory...

ATM "At the moment" not in my mind it's not... ha ha

Automatic Teller Machine?

"THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE!"

(filmed on a potato but still funny)

19lottie82 is the only one with her head screwed on. Or she's a bloke.

Mister P - Member

ATM "At the moment" not in my mind it's not... ha ha

Automatic Teller Machine?

moreso than "at the moment" but again, not really what I was thinking ha ha.

I was hoping someone would come on and say

"No love it's definitely your fault, when you get home you should say sorry, cook him a nice steak dinner and give him a blow...."

Not to mention that I'm not very happy with my body at the moment but I'm still making an effort, we had sex two days ago

It does seem a bit dangerous referring to Dear/Darling Partner by the common abbreviation when talking about porn though.

For those of you (like myself) that wanted a little more detail on EWCM, and the other types of CM, this is a very informative article:

http://www.babycentre.co.uk/l1047500/what-cervical-mucus-looks-like-photos

😕

There are some amusing user names posting on a thread about porn and the associated act of self love. CheerfulYank made me titter.

It started out with me coming home from the school run with the kids (this is years ago) to find hubby with the door to the bedroom wide open going at it in front of the PC while our cleaner was in the bathroom next door scrubbing the floor.

He was ****ing to a 'house maid/cleaner' themed video

OMG spat my coffee everywhere funniest thing I have read all day 🙂

First responder is "show of hands" that's what he was avoiding surely.

The dishonesty is what killed an element of our marriage. We're still here, muddling through. But it became a stain on our marriage and we've never managed to rub it out.

Funniest thread ever! Thank you!

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And meanwhile Tera Patrick has a net worth of $15 million...