[Closed] Cheryl Cole

Lets face it lads [b]most[/b] of us wouldn't even have the slightest chance with her.

Shouldn't that be [b]any[/b] of us?

Lovely little thing but over the last 6 months has become so irritating its unreal...

She's starring in my snuff movie along with Jordan.
This was a hot topic of discussion in the pub donchyaknow!

And he's the best left back in the world ...

B*st*rd !

😉

Don't get me wrong. If she asked me out for a pint with a fish supper later. I would go along and see how it played out.

Does "fish supper" mean the same in your neck of the woods as it does in mine? 😉

Jesus, the standards on this forum.

Geordie chicks are ace...

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I bet she'd leave you in tatters... Fantastic!

[Sir Bedevere]

Ah, but how do you know it's a Geordie chick?

[/Sir Bedevere]

Geordie chicks are ace...

Just ensure you employ a translator for the evening.

[i] nickc - Member

[Sir Bedevere]

Ah, but how do you know it's a Geordie chick?

[/Sir Bedevere] [/i]

[villager]
because.....she....
[other villager]
..kicks the crap out of a toilet attendant?

[Sir Bedevere]
good!

i reckon she gave her old wonky teeth to wor joe mc ellderry 🙂
she is mint.

Cheryl Cole = Munter.

Peregrine = Homosexual