[Closed] Change your name....

I'll have Homer Simpson.

I'll have Homer Simpson

..but what name would you pick?

I'll stick with Mr. Darcy thanks. 😛

I'd have, Littlefatblokewithglasseswhoafterridingfor 23yearsstillcan'tridedownsteepbitswithoutshittingbricks.
But It's a bit long.

but what name would you pick?

As I've seen the same episode.

Drac, everyone has!

Colonel (Rtrd) Artemis Badgershagger.

Flip McCoy or Tarquin Thistlebeard

Griff Gruff-McGrumpypants

Dunhill Mc****

Randy Spangler.

(He's a real person, and he rides too. See below;

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Nurse Jackie. 😉

Karl Hungus.

I always wonder what Dick Lovett is playing at though.

Boobookittyfuk

Jane Seymour

On second thoughts, Seymour Flange The Third.

Bagsy ..giancarlo fisichella

Col. Kurtz.

Princess Consuala Bananahammock

😳

Princess Consuala Bananahammock

I've had her. Dirty girl.

(JOKE, FFS!)

sir lancelot fudgepacker.

a friend reckoned he used this on a job application.

We had a bloke come into the bank one day said he had changed his name to God and wanted to open an account. The branch manager was a bit religious and refused, telling him we couldnt open an account unless he had a first name and a surname. He came back the next week telling us he had now changed his name to Almighty God. Thought he was clever but the manager wasn't phased. Gave him the forms and asked him to produce three forms of ID for verification - passport, drivers licence etc. Never saw him again.

Spanky Spangler

Sergeant Chug Nut

nick1992

It'll knock years off me.

Paul Dacre

Grolmips

Trollgrips 8)

Troy McClure

There's a very inspiring chap walking the UK called Phil Packer. Google him he's an inspirational guy, but I thought I'd convince some of the slightly more gullible students that his nickname was "fudge".

Not many found fudge packer funny but I still think its a great name.

Michael Gove

We had a bloke come into the bank one day

Reminds me of [url= http://cabalamat.wordpress.com/2007/10/01/yorkshire-bank-plc-are-fascist-bastards/ ]Mr Bastards[/url].

Hogtied Squealer

King Dong

Edward Sillyhands

Rich MTB Guru.

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Rachel?