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[Closed] Career change at 40 – how do I become a hippy?

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Dear Singletrackworlders,

I’m 40 and I’ve been in my boring job or 16 years. I knew I couldn’t do it forever and due to a whole load of crap things that have happened over the last two years, now is the time to try something else.

I’m looking at various possibilities but quite fancy becoming a hippy. What’s the best route into it for someone my age? Would anyone care to share their experiences?

Thanks.


 
Posted : 07/06/2018 8:45 pm
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Grow a beard, smoke some weird stuff and have a massive shit in the woods.


 
Posted : 07/06/2018 8:51 pm
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Move to totnes.


 
Posted : 07/06/2018 8:52 pm
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Move to Nimbin

I'll join you


 
Posted : 07/06/2018 8:58 pm
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It's overrated.


 
Posted : 07/06/2018 9:08 pm
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Stop eating and wearing animal products, call anyone that does a murderer and you can’t possible love animals then become an argumentative git on forums.


 
Posted : 07/06/2018 9:10 pm
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Just turn on, tune in & drop out like any other prankster would.


 
Posted : 07/06/2018 9:16 pm
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If your definition of hippy is maleable enough, stretch it to holding your arm up for world peace for the next 40 years.


 
Posted : 07/06/2018 9:24 pm
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Stop eating and wearing animal products, call anyone that does a murderer and you can’t possible love animals then become an argumentative git

I thought Morrissey was a nazi, not a hippy.


 
Posted : 07/06/2018 9:24 pm
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If you've reached 40 without any signs of hippydom, it's just too late fella.....

It's not about the width of your trousers, it's about the breadth of your mind, innit?


 
Posted : 07/06/2018 9:28 pm
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I thought Morrissey was a nazi, not a hippy.

He took it too far.


 
Posted : 07/06/2018 9:32 pm
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Grow a beard, smoke some weird stuff and have a massive shit in the woods.

Eeeeerm sounds like I've been one all along! 😆 who knew!


 
Posted : 07/06/2018 9:56 pm
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Turn on, tune in, drop out...


 
Posted : 07/06/2018 9:58 pm
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you'll need to know the difference between a hippy and a jointer

see you in a bit


 
Posted : 07/06/2018 10:08 pm
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That's funny cos it's true


 
Posted : 07/06/2018 10:12 pm
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Don't - it's exhausting having such an open mind. I'm going to quit being a hippy and become a bitter, narrow minded twunt.


 
Posted : 07/06/2018 10:40 pm
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Buy a van drive to Morocco.


 
Posted : 07/06/2018 10:41 pm
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Drop a shit load of acid and listen to Jefferson Aeroplane


 
Posted : 07/06/2018 11:16 pm
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Get shell to hang around your neck, a stout stick made from a knarly branch, a tatty rucksac and some baggy hippy clothes with a religious touch and start walking to Compostelle. People will feed you, take pity on you when you sit and beg, house you, girls will **** you cos you're cool and may decide to accompany you (they may be well off and decide you're such a good shag it's worth paying your way). Having seen this done I can't see many downsides apart from the Edukators of this world thinking you're a paracite, and that's more of a win than a downside.


 
Posted : 07/06/2018 11:17 pm
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I've found this instructional video to help you


 
Posted : 07/06/2018 11:28 pm
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Pack yir bag and hitch up north,Findhorn needs you.


 
Posted : 07/06/2018 11:37 pm
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Move to Tavistock


 
Posted : 08/06/2018 1:02 am
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Spoon out your brain, feed it to your dog and replace it with a lump of drug.

Then migrate your vocal chords to your rear end, on the way to becoming someone nobody in their right mind should trust as far as they could spit their bathroom.


 
Posted : 08/06/2018 6:33 am
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It’s overrated.

I think the issue is more that you're not very good at it.


 
Posted : 08/06/2018 7:53 am
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It takes skill & a lot of commitment. Firstly sell all your worldly possessions, then start hitching across Europe, with only the clothes you stand up in.

Bum mind altering drugs off people, befriend someone famous (maybe Miley Cyrus - help her find herself) or start smuggling drugs. Start writing a book about your experiences, get the book published. Live out your remaining days in a super expensive mansion raping the planets resources.


 
Posted : 08/06/2018 10:35 am
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I thought Hebden Bridge was hippy central...


 
Posted : 08/06/2018 10:38 am
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Nah, Todmorden.

Has anyone else ever noticed that Todmorden is made up of the German words for death and murder.


 
Posted : 08/06/2018 12:12 pm
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Move to Glastonbury.  You won't need to give up your job - you can work 9-5 and still feel like you've dropped out.


 
Posted : 08/06/2018 4:00 pm