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After Rooney heard about his two match ban, he thought he should take up break dancing in his spare time.
Now he's nutting the pitch? 😯
The lad has issues he needs to address.
Rooney pays homage to Andy Armstrong.
Following his 2 match ban, to fill in time Rooney becomes a human lawn mower.
Rooney becomes latest Man U pitch sculpture..
camera flash gives rooney an epileptic fit
spoilt **** thrashes around for morons.
To please the masses once again Rooney tries to light his own farts.
Duh can you see mah trumpet
Klinsmann fail
My word I appear to have fallen over and bumped my bonce on the pitch, blast it smarts rather a lot chaps.
Invisible biek crash
If i smash my face into the ground really hard i might get better looking, well thats what sir Alex told me to do anyway 😆
disappointing google image search for 'shaved ****'
Rooney's latest party trick ... parachuting onto the pitch - ends badly
As the cessna neared the grounds, the co-pilot attested Rooney's final words were something along the lines of "parachutes are for ****in' poofs"
Kirkby kiss, innit?
SPANG!
Man united are shite
Dance monkey, Dance
Without his mother there to do it for him Rooney found tying his own shoelaces a bit of a challenge
"You're doing it wrong"
Football boots in heroic fight to free themselves from arsehole.
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Pmsl!
BreakDance electric boogie, Lol
Invisible man rapes Rooney
Sorry
🙂disappointing google image search for 'shaved ****'

