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[Closed] Can someone please tell me when the footballs on!

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Having just cycled past Ibrox football stadium and the end of a Glasgow Rangers match in an all in one lycra tank top and pink cycling shoes! My life briefly flashed before my eyes amongst shouts of: 'poof' and 'cycling c**t'.

So after dissing all those football threads and being out of the football loop, I would be very grateful if every match around Glasgow could be discussed in detail at least the day before as it could just save my life!


 
Posted : 26/09/2009 4:59 pm
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[url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/r/rangers/fixtures/default.stm ]for the non footballing lady boy in pink[/url]


 
Posted : 26/09/2009 5:27 pm
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I think on-one do a tutu now, just to complete the look


 
Posted : 26/09/2009 5:29 pm
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I would have been safer in a Celtic shirt with a big neon flashing sign saying, 'Rangers are gayers'

Thank god they won, so the fans were in a happy mood.


 
Posted : 26/09/2009 5:34 pm
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I would call wearing a lycra tank top and pink cycling shoes in that part of Glasgow, or any part of Scotland for that matter, asking for trouble.


 
Posted : 26/09/2009 5:36 pm
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Its fine, it makes me cycle faster. Everyone is very chilled, they have a lot of cyclists on the route 75 (which is the best close TT road in the world) and they have a mountain bike centre quite near.

In fact the locals are so nice, two helped me out with my puncture. One gave me a patch and another gave me a tube. It would have been a lonely walk back without people like that.

I think they don't like it because they can't pull it off, bear bellied football pansies. (They can't get me here 😀 )


 
Posted : 26/09/2009 5:44 pm
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footballs always on[/url]


 
Posted : 26/09/2009 5:48 pm
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Thank god they won, so the fans were in a happy mood.

Nope - they had a third consecutive 0-0 draw. Poor Rangers.


 
Posted : 26/09/2009 6:00 pm
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One gave me a patch and another gave me a tube

I will never understand Glasgow sex-slang.


 
Posted : 26/09/2009 7:57 pm
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You live in Glasgow and don't know when one half of the old firm is playing at home, do you not have a tele/radio/internet/a news paper ever?


 
Posted : 26/09/2009 8:08 pm
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No tele, radio do have the internet and do read the paper but not the Glasgow one.


 
Posted : 27/09/2009 3:04 am