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I am 58 and in my first few years at school i am sure we were taught old money.. started school in 1968.


 
Posted : 17/09/2021 4:57 pm
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Barriers, barriers, barriers…

https://twitter.com/pmdfoster/status/1438884218575142914?s=21


 
Posted : 17/09/2021 5:35 pm
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Good to see the Metric Martyr's back on form after their difficult second album.


 
Posted : 17/09/2021 8:39 pm
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Return of the Limperium staring Daft Johnson.


 
Posted : 17/09/2021 8:45 pm
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This is going to throw a spanner in the works. My wife will write me a shopping list and I'll nip into Tesco and I'll not know if I'm buying 5 metric empire biscuits or 5 imperial empire biscuits.


 
Posted : 17/09/2021 9:04 pm
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^^ I suspect other than for market sellers it’ll simply deter many buyers.

Even for market sellers. I'm sure a few will choose to go all imperial and that might appeal to some buyers but for most sellers it's just daft.


 
Posted : 17/09/2021 9:14 pm
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Can’t wait for the gammon uproar when they have to buy petrol by the gallon and realise how much it actually costs....


 
Posted : 17/09/2021 9:31 pm
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You can still buy/sell weed with imperial weights/measures, 1/8th oz, 1/4 oz, 1/2 oz etc right up to what is known as a bar (primarily hash) which is 9oz or 250ish grams, weed in bulk is usually sold by the kg or 1/2kg and is usually priced in grams on a sliding scale up to 1kg.

I hope the government has taken this into account, there’s nothing worse than being bumped over the weight.


 
Posted : 17/09/2021 9:49 pm
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Yep, there are two younger groups that are well equipped to deal with this change- stoners and wargames nerds


 
Posted : 17/09/2021 10:40 pm
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I'm looking forward to the reintroduction of burning witches.

If that goes well, the burning of traitor Remainers will probably be televised.


 
Posted : 17/09/2021 10:50 pm
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Careful Poops, johnson sees himself as a cyclist so could be a lurker on here.
If your comment turns into gov policy, I'm blaming you.


 
Posted : 17/09/2021 10:56 pm
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"see myself as a cyclist?!"


 
Posted : 17/09/2021 10:58 pm
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You can still buy/sell weed with imperial weights/measures, 1/8th oz, 1/4 oz, 1/2 oz

Since the advent of cheap accurate digital scales less so, its just easier to do it all in grams nowadays
I reckon the main reason for the slow demise of copper coins is no-one needs them for the scales any more


 
Posted : 18/09/2021 12:41 am
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Poops, the stuff of nightmares - johnson in lycra; think of a condom stuffed full of walnuts...


 
Posted : 18/09/2021 12:52 am
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Does this mean I am too young to have been taught imperial (56) and too old to have the mental agility, time or inclination to learn it?

What is the volume of a gallon of water in cubic feet? Asking for a friend.


 
Posted : 18/09/2021 12:52 pm
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I'm 52 - taught metric but used imperial at home.

It really confuses my kids!


 
Posted : 18/09/2021 1:02 pm
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I'm 60 and was taught both - imperial in primary and metric in secondary. I even did my times tables up to 12 times

I am pretty much bilingual inmeasurements and can covert one to the other easily - but I think in imperial for some things - peoples height and weight - and metric in others - small measurements etc.

Imperial has poetry but metric is so much easier to use - but imperial measurements are easy to estimate as they are mainly based on things you can see and the single units are a more useful size.

inch = thumb length. 12 thumbs make a foot ( obvious) 3 feet make a yard ( fingertip to nose) 22 yards make a chain, 10 chains make a furlong, etc etc

An acre is a furlong by a chain and is the amount of land one peasant with one ox can plough in a day

I do get a bit confused with a rod a pole and a perch - I think they are the same but are something odd like 10 1/2 feet

And of course a mile is 63360 inches which is a really nice number. all handy and easy to remember and calculate. None of your divisible by 10 nonsense!


 
Posted : 18/09/2021 1:08 pm
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I’m 56 and was taught metric from day 1 at school. I have a faint memory of spending thrupenny and six penny bits in shops as a small child and latterly finding that half-crowns were no longer legal tender. Work wise I worked in engineering and working with US companies made for some cock-ups with people mixing up units. One company making artificial limbs had a technical drawing archive going back pre-war and we occasionally had to make new parts for some 90 year old war veteran - because of paper rationing they were often drawn on tiny pieces of paper and near illegible imperial dimensions - fun times!


 
Posted : 18/09/2021 2:50 pm
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If any engineering types on here want a laugh - I have some imperial micrometers. 64ths anyone?

could be fun for confusing apprentices


 
Posted : 18/09/2021 3:04 pm
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inch = thumb length. 12 thumbs make a foot ( obvious) 3 feet make a yard ( fingertip to nose)

That's unimportant, you can do the same for metric. A cm is about the width of a little finger, a metre is opposite shoulder to fingertip. And the rest - meh. The reason imperial is like it is is because you can divide 12 into halves, quarters and thirds without splitting. But it's not consistent like that, see chains, furlongs, hundredweight etc. Bonkers. You have to remember each one. And then when you get down to 5/32" for fasteners it gets daft, along with 'thou'. A total mixed bag.

The rest of the world manages fine with metric, the 'more natural' argument is complete cobbblers.


 
Posted : 18/09/2021 4:40 pm
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Where does "gnats baw hair" fit into metric eh? Can't have a metric "baw hair" although you can have a metric shitload ( its 10% more than a shitload)


 
Posted : 18/09/2021 4:58 pm
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If any engineering types on here want a laugh – I have some imperial micrometers. 64ths anyone?

could be fun for confusing apprentices

Feeler guages for setting up guitars are all like that lol! Some of them are so thin they are like slices of tin foil, lol!


 
Posted : 18/09/2021 5:20 pm
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Imperial units - not gonna happen for the reasons described here...

https://twitter.com/pippamusgrave1/status/1438559713604608003?s=21


 
Posted : 18/09/2021 5:24 pm
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56 and I think in both, I think of imperial as an estimate and metric as a quote. I think they are both quite useful but if I only had to use one it would certainly be metric.


 
Posted : 18/09/2021 6:30 pm
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Its still a dead cat


 
Posted : 18/09/2021 7:05 pm
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I even did my times tables up to 12 times

MIND. BLOWN. We got taught up to the 12 times table slso, never occurred to me why.

Moved to Canada for a couple of years, doing AutoCAD in inches was really weird, as was sizing boilers and chillers in BTU!


 
Posted : 18/09/2021 9:35 pm
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inch = thumb length.

your thumbs are an inch long?

Moved to Canada for a couple of years, doing AutoCAD in inches was really weird

the weirdest thing about that is that canada is a metric country.


 
Posted : 18/09/2021 9:43 pm
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GCSE Maths, Q1, 2022

A Prime Minister is 5'9" and can be assumed to be of circular cross-section with average diameter 2'6".

Assuming he or she is composed of 90% water and 10% hot air, calculate his or her mass.

Calculate his weight:

(a) On the surface of the Earth
(b) On the surface of the moon assuming the Moon's gravity is 1/5th that of the Earth's.

Use the official Brexit Value of 3 for Pi.


 
Posted : 18/09/2021 10:11 pm
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the weirdest thing about that is that canada is a metric country

Yeah, I never got used to the metric speed limits either!


 
Posted : 18/09/2021 10:19 pm
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check it out - a medium sized bloke from the end of your thumb to the first joint when its bent is an inch. Originally it was one of the kings of englands thumb


 
Posted : 18/09/2021 10:46 pm
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Use the official Brexit Value of 3 for Pi.

Lolz

Pi should be 3. It really annoys me that its such a silly number. something is wrong!


 
Posted : 18/09/2021 10:47 pm
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Pi should be 3. It really annoys me that its such a silly number. something is wrong!

No, the universe has no respect for your silly integer based counting system.

I'm trying to devise a system where pi is a rational number. I'll let you know when I've worked it out.


 
Posted : 18/09/2021 11:02 pm
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would counting in base pi rather than base 10 work? You can probaly tell I have done no maths since O grades


 
Posted : 18/09/2021 11:33 pm
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I thought of that but in general integer counting systems each column counts up in integers to the value of the base -1, that's how it works. So the units column in base ten is zero to nine. If your base is t an integer, this can't really work. You'd have to use multiples of pi e.g. each column from zero to n.pi. but the you really just have base n, and you e just multiplied all integers by pi which doesn't help at all. The ratio of diameter to circumference would be pi squared. Which would be just pi. Which would be 1. Which would make the diameter the same as the circumference.

Like I said, I'll let you know when I've figured it out 🙂


 
Posted : 18/09/2021 11:42 pm
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check it out – a medium sized bloke from the end of your thumb to the first joint when its bent is an inch.

I though I was a medium sized man (5' 10", 11 stone) yet end of thumb to first joint is 1 1/4" so by that measure I have long thumbs?
What can I do with this gift?


 
Posted : 19/09/2021 8:29 am
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What can I do with this gift?

Measure stuff wrong


 
Posted : 19/09/2021 8:57 am
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What can I do with this gift?

swing from trees?


 
Posted : 19/09/2021 9:06 am
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Measure stuff wrong

I seem to have a different gift for that which doesn't include using my thumbs


 
Posted : 19/09/2021 10:35 am
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What can I do with this gift?

Hitch hike like Uma Thurman?


 
Posted : 19/09/2021 11:07 am
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Poopscoop

I’m looking forward to the reintroduction of burning witches

Is this a reference to Priti Patel?


 
Posted : 19/09/2021 11:12 am
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I've been sent AutoCAD drawings where the architect has worked in mm, but the units are set to inches. It took a while to work out why everyting was out by a factor of 25.4.

Does Jacob Rees-Mogg send instructions in inches to a tailor who works in metric?


 
Posted : 19/09/2021 11:16 am
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I’ve been sent AutoCAD drawings where the architect has worked in mm, but the units are set to inches. It took a while to work out why everyting was out by a factor of 25.4.

I've had this sometimes with 3d models which for whatever reason were done in inches but now render for me in metric so they're 2.54 times smaller than they should be. It's pretty obvious when you see it, or it is to me but some people just can't figure it and end up guessing a correction amount or assuming it's 2.5


 
Posted : 19/09/2021 4:06 pm
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Did one of the mars missions not fail because it was a transatlantic project and the european side did not realise the US worked in imperial still?


 
Posted : 19/09/2021 4:37 pm
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Nothing to do with us Europeans.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Climate_Orbiter


 
Posted : 19/09/2021 4:53 pm
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Blooming 'eck - so the americans just confused themselves?


 
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