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Yes its up to her maj, who will invite the new leader of the largest etc. to become her Prime Minister. It doesn't require Johnson to resign, but I am not sure if her maj needs to sack him or just appoint someone else. Maybe he has some fancy seal or something in his possession which he needs to hand over.


 
Posted : 09/07/2022 8:23 pm
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Yup, the Queen can appoint a new PM anytime, and then the current PM loses their position. That is supposed to occur after a PM resigns or is made unavailable, but if Johnson didn’t resign she could still act. Not a good look for anyone that though. In this fantasy new party scenario, which I wish I hadn’t openly pondered about now… Johnson could be PM under the banner of this new party ‘till he resigned or the Queen appointed a new PM. Would be big international news, and a big attention grabbing way to launch a new party. Would probably also result in people calling for a more formal constitution to be put in place, to protect the country/monarch from such embarrassment in future.


 
Posted : 09/07/2022 8:31 pm
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Sorry if already posted …

"everybody needs to shut up"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-62100209

https://twitter.com/ionewells/status/1545529262567989250?s=21


 
Posted : 09/07/2022 9:15 pm
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In this fantasy new party scenario, which I wish I hadn’t openly pondered about now

Dunno we really don’t know what’s going to play out, but it was weird what he said when he didn’t resign.

I don’t think he has to do it whilst In office, there is no election due until a few years so it can wait a while,whilst the poison chalice takes effect on the the replacement PM/Tory party.

Gives him a while to get the graphics done on the new bus.

I think he’ll be off for a free months holiday in someone’s Caribbean house when he finally goes 🙂


 
Posted : 09/07/2022 9:46 pm
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Did we do this yet?


 
Posted : 09/07/2022 9:51 pm
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I think he’ll be off for a free months holiday in someone’s Caribbean house when he finally goes

I'll be on his freebie holiday island at the end of the month.
Please tell me he won't be ruining my holiday.


 
Posted : 09/07/2022 9:54 pm
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I think he’ll be off for a free months holiday in someone’s Caribbean house when he finally goes

Italian luxury castle shirley? 😉
Big Dog


 
Posted : 09/07/2022 9:57 pm
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Nah, he’s a lame duck now and an embarrassment to be seen with so he will be dead to Two Beards. He got his title in any case, so doesn’t need to be nice to Johnson any more.

Although the blackmail potential might still be useful.


 
Posted : 09/07/2022 10:05 pm
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Plenty of party kompromat from the Ledbeddedevevs I’m sure.


 
Posted : 09/07/2022 10:19 pm
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We’ve missed an opportunity

Still time for the economy here to get us to that stage


 
Posted : 09/07/2022 11:20 pm
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Italian luxury castle shirley? 😉

You do know Evgeney Lebedev's dog is called Boris?


 
Posted : 09/07/2022 11:46 pm
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You do know Evgeney Lebedev’s dog is called Boris?

Lapdog?


 
Posted : 10/07/2022 8:31 am
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Turns out that it's a pet wolf named after an alcoholic 😀 😀


 
Posted : 10/07/2022 9:05 am
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The *real* reason he had to go…

https://twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/1546546911859073024

He was going to stick it to the elites, but he very quickly got sucked in by the sort of globalist agenda, you know, he spent a lot of time sucking up to Macron and Merkel that he forgot he’s a Conservative.

He went very hard on lockdown, very hard on vaccines. He became woke and then he fully signed up to this Greta Thunberg idea of the world is ending…

…He fell in with that elite crowd and he was travelling the world. He did a lot of time trying to save Ukraine and all of these things…

…He even had the hair like Trump but it just didn’t come through in the end…

I’m sorry, what?


 
Posted : 13/07/2022 8:25 am
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Rednecks gotta get conspiracy fuel from somewhere.


 
Posted : 13/07/2022 8:58 am
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conspiracy fuel

Is my new name for moonshine.


 
Posted : 13/07/2022 9:02 am
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I’m sorry, what?

Well to sum up, Boris Johnson failed because he became a leftie liberal and wasn't quite as handsome as Donald Trump.


 
Posted : 13/07/2022 9:04 am
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Extraordinarily, Thomas Corbett-Dillon has since deleted his Twitter account (which ironically berated some other random for not knowing how to do social media).


 
Posted : 13/07/2022 9:23 am
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They are so shameless aren't they? I don't know who that guy is (not gonna bother repeating his name) but he's just there to say the things morons want to hear. And Tucker f***ing Carlson with that stupid confused face.

That whole industry of selling nonsense to idiots is too damn successful.


 
Posted : 13/07/2022 11:32 am
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No different to the Spectator or the Telegraph to be fair...


 
Posted : 13/07/2022 11:52 am
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No different to the Spectator or the Telegraph to be fair…

At least when written one has to be sufficiently motivated to read. This shit is a mainline to empty heads.


 
Posted : 14/07/2022 12:19 am
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Well, this is nice: https://news.sky.com/story/boris-johnson-holding-farewell-party-at-grace-and-favour-country-estate-chequers-this-weekend-12653036

After all it was such a shame they had to cancel the wedding celebration...

And also allows him to avoid the tediousness of another COBRA meeting.


 
Posted : 16/07/2022 3:32 pm
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Looks like we are getting Baroness Mad Nad! How can resignation honours be a thing in 2022?

Out of office and still trolling the nation


 
Posted : 16/07/2022 7:32 pm
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After all it was such a shame they had to cancel the wedding celebration…

I'm away on holiday so missing my chance to pop over for one last heckle too 😡


 
Posted : 16/07/2022 9:22 pm
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And Tucker f***ing Carlson with that stupid confused face.

Tucker has the permanent expression of a man that tries to sneak one out but has realised he's followed through


 
Posted : 16/07/2022 10:17 pm
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He really is just trolling the nation now isn't he?
Outgoing PM, may as well have some taxpayer funded amusement before he goes.

And why the hell did that pilot not pull the ejection seat?!


 
Posted : 18/07/2022 7:16 pm
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"And why the hell did that pilot not pull the ejection seat?!"

Now that is a fundraising dinner I would have paid good money to attend


 
Posted : 18/07/2022 7:20 pm
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I'm genuinely surprised the oaf actually fit!!!


 
Posted : 18/07/2022 7:24 pm
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I hope the pilot pulled enough g to make the ****er pass out/throw up


 
Posted : 18/07/2022 7:40 pm
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He's always been at the dressing up box. Although it seems it's been most days I'm going for 30% premiership being Mr Johnson's jolly time.


 
Posted : 18/07/2022 7:56 pm
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I’m genuinely surprised the oaf actually fit!!!

Callsign 'Fatbastard' reporting for Mission Photo-Op

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Posted : 18/07/2022 8:17 pm
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More Russell Casse than Maverik...

Although drunker and with no moral integrity


 
Posted : 18/07/2022 8:26 pm
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I notice he was up in a Eurofighter. How come he didn’t go up in just the British bits?


 
Posted : 18/07/2022 8:27 pm
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Odds on boris trying to stay in number 10 come September just got shorter.


 
Posted : 18/07/2022 11:39 pm
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So Mad Nad and Johnson got pissed up before PMQs and acted like boorish offshore? Well, like, yeah? We've had MPs having a dangerw*nk in the commons chamber. These yobs have no respect for truth, why would they have any for anything else?


 
Posted : 19/07/2022 8:58 am
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This shit is a mainline to empty heads.

The mainline has a replacement bus service running...


 
Posted : 19/07/2022 9:01 am
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offshore

Should have read as 'oafs', but it is a happy coincidence that auto correct used another key word behind Brexit.


 
Posted : 19/07/2022 9:45 am
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We’ve had MPs having a dangerw*nk in the commons chamber.

Wait, what?


 
Posted : 19/07/2022 10:21 am
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We’ve had MPs having a dangerw*nk in the commons chamber.

Wait, what?

AKA looking at tractors 😁


 
Posted : 19/07/2022 2:34 pm
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So, whilst there is a not inconsiderable chance that Dorries and Johnson might decide to do a line of chop and she rides him reverse cowgirl on the woolsack, behind the scenes (no surprise) the assault on our institutions (and checks and balances) continues apace.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/jul/19/tories-democracy-northern-ireland-protocol-bill-powers


 
Posted : 19/07/2022 5:07 pm
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Future Boris... assuming they can actually get the useless waste of space out of the prime ministerial flat.

What's he doing?

Quietly touring the talky talk circuit?

Full Trump 'they stole-d the elecshun' playing for the hard of thinking?

Going for the Lords?

Over to the States to do the right wing circuit there?

Over to the States to run for President?

Exit like Gadaffi?


 
Posted : 19/07/2022 5:39 pm
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Exit like Gadaffi?

I'm not sure I could wish a bayonet up the poo-chute even to the likes of Johnson.

I'd like to see him penniless and doing a sad after dinner speaking act just to pay for his booze and super injunctions. Carrie shacked up with Zac and Johnson utterly friendless shambling from gig to gig.

Of course, it won't happen. He is minted for life whatever transpires. The shameless bloody conman.


 
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