[Closed] Blokes called Mohammed

All ****stanis are moslem?

Only the ones called Mohammed/Muhammad/Muhammed

no druidh, all moslems are Jamaican

No, some are Hindu, some Sikh, Some Zoroastrian, some Baha'i and some Christian, as well as small numbers of Buddhists and Jews. According to Wiki anyway.

No doubt I'll get banned again for this, by mods who can't tell the difference between religion and race

They can tell between someone willing to engage in intelligent debate and discussion, and someone merely trying to stir up shit though I'd imagine.

Goodnight.

Oh, and btw, Eldridge; my full name at birth included the name 'Mohammed'. However, I'm not someone who practices Islam. How strange, eh? 😀 I'm not that keen on cricket, either; I prefer football. And cycling.

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I award this troll an F. Minus. I'll upgrade it to a D if you can come back with documentary evidence that all the players are practicing muslims though, as long as it's also accompanied with proof that John Higgins is also a muslim.

I've got nothing meaningful to add to this discussion, it's just that whenever I look down the list of topics on the forum and see one has been locked, for some reason I always feel disappointed that the thread appeared and then got locked before I had chance to post on it.
I'm not going to miss posting on this one.

What a strange thread.

This isn't a faith issue, it's a criminal issue.

A few more of them enthusiastically following the teachings and lifestyle of their prophet

what has that story got to do with your quote?

eldridge = strange

I'm going to call my firstborn, whether male or female, Mohammed, just to annoy eldridge. My second, regardless of gender, shall be Jesus. If I have enough life in my loins, I shall create a Yahweh also for balance.

eldridge:
No doubt I'll get banned again for this, by mods who can't tell the difference between religion and race

We don't take kindly to people shit stirring. If you have to bring race and religion into a match fixing story to accomodate the chip on your shoulder you have bigger problems.

I'm sure that this must involve the US President as well.
You really must have a warped view of the world.

Clearly I don't see the relationship between Mohammed and cheating in cricket. What are the conclusions to be drawn between match fixing and christian names in football?
Doping and christian names in cycling?
etc, etc.

You deserve a banning for pi55 poor trolling and nothing else. Another coward promoting ignorance and intolerance behind the anonymity of the internet. Victory to the cowards!

You're not that nutter I work with are you? The one who claims that "they" shouldn't be in our country and it's disgusting that "they" are allowed to practice their religion here?

Have we not done this before? 🙄

Who said that it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you are stupid rather than opening it to confirm the fact?

wasn't the highest profile match fixing scandal in cricket perpetrated by a devout christian?

There are bad apples in every barrel.

Fairly weak, I'm afraid.

No style, no substance, and little in the way of grace.

Poor effort all round.

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Your first post for 4 weeks eldridge ? For 4 weeks you have been seething and waiting to hit back ?

You've got some big problems mate .......big big unhealthy problems - I suggest you get help. As a starting point I would go to your GP (if he/she doesn't have a Muslim name) and ask if you can be assessed for counselling.

If you manage to get your issues sorted, you'll enjoy life so much more. Good luck.

Oh dear, we've been sussed, it's true! We are coming over here taking all your jobs while never having worked a day in our lives, claiming all your benefits and impregnating all your sweet sweet White women

Bugger!!!

impregnating all your sweet sweet White women

Bugger!!!

If that's the case then you're doing it wrong.

Wait, surely Islam frowns on gambling (and associated criminal behaviour) so in that case, this is clear proof they're not good muslims and therefore eldridge is hoisted by his own petard (assuming most people didn't have him down as a weak troll anyway).

Gonefishin
They're not complaining 😆

Khani, if that's true, could you please have a word with those fruits of your loins and ask them to stop leaving empty crisp packets in their bedroom?
I always thought my kids were a bit too good looking to be mine..

Crikey, my work there is done, you're on you're own now

Don't worry about Eldridge. I have taken him on before - he usually slinks away with his tail between his legs when you discredit his stupidity. He's an unpleasant internet warrior, nothing more.

All ****stani's are not 'Muslim' just as not all 'Muslims' strictly follow the same beliefs and teachings. There are different branches of Islam including Sufism which (elements of) are beautiful if I'm honest.

Parrallels would be Baptists, Catholics etc etc

well he seems to have slinked off already. what a crap troll

can you be a Muslim and an atheist?

just as you can be a jew and an atheist.

I count myself as catholic and an atheist.

I hope he's not having a DNA test

I count myself as catholic and an atheist.

Thank goodness your not a Catholic Atheist Priest. Lets face it, most of them don't believe in God if they are Paedophiles.

can you be a Muslim and an atheist?

just as you can be a jew and an atheist.

I count myself as catholic and an atheist.

Ehhhh???

confused....?

Lets face it, most of them don't believe in God if they are Paedophiles.

I don't get that bit either....

As above from Elfin, you can't choose the name your parents give you, and I wouldn't like to speculate on the possibilities of changing it by deed poll/equivalent in another country. Or whether you'd even feel strongly enough to bother to do so.

Does this mean all lads called Christian are, errr, Christian? And all Jésus's (popular boys name in Spain, fact fans) are Catholic? Does this also apply to Catholic saints names too?

Crap troll. Did you lose some money betting on the cricket then Eldridge?

he seems to have slinked off already.

Not sure about that. What is the past tense of to slink? Slunk sounds too American.

To slink (verb)

Slunk is has gone?

Slinky is hanging around/to look sexy?

I'd say he's more likely to have been slung off, than slinked off.

'slonked' - definitely.

I count myself as catholic and an atheist.

That's quite some cognative dissonance you've got there. I know of plenty of Catholics who think God is dead but none who think that there is no God.

And all Jésus's (popular boys name in Spain, fact fans) are Catholic?

[pedant mode] Jesús [/pedant mode] 😉

I thought it was "slunked"

A slinky is one of those big springs that can walk down stairs on their own.

Alot see being (insert religion) as belonging to a ethnic group rather than a belief. An extension of this is those who see church almost as a social/way of life without an actual God involved.

It could be "slought" couldn't it?

But I reckon it's actually "slinked". 🙂

[b]scotia[/b] - Member

eldridge = strange

That's 'eldritch' you're thinking of. In a twist of irony, it can also mean 'foreign'.

Cougar - Member
scotia - Member
eldridge = strange

That's 'eldritch' you're thinking of. In a twist of irony, it can also mean 'foreign'.

eh? the OP = strange

So what you're saying is, Eldridge is eldritch?

I'll get my coat.

The real danger in our streets isn't some bloke called Mohamed, it's the drunken knuckle dragging Saturday night Neanderthals.

I have a neighbour (well down the street) who is a religious ****stani Muslim- he is genuinely helpful to all, would go out of his way and he also works down at the local 'car parts place'. I was in there once and as he was walking out two of his colleagues called out 'have a great holiday fighting in Afghanistan'. I resisted the urge to call them every name under the sun as I thought it'd impact on him on his return. They weren't saying it in a shared-way either (almost a taunt).

****s.

Why do people bother replying to posts like this? Just to show everyone how PC they are?
Best would be "ignore him and he'll go away" IMO.

(Note, I waited until there were 59 posts)

Why isn't this eldridge clown still banned..? First post back after a banning for being a bigot..

Coz nobody has reported him?

Why do people bother replying to posts like this? Just to show everyone how PC they are?
Best would be "ignore him and he'll go away" IMO.
(Note, I waited until there were 59 posts)

I don't have any ****stani muslim friends, but I do have lots of non-****stani muslim enemies. Is that pc enough?