[Closed] Big night out - booze?

Go Power Kiting instead?

you have a day off before getting back to work! go for it.
Any responsibilities (kids?) on Thursday?

Don't drink.

Also, don't forget to breath and wipe your arse 😉

10 pints of a nice pale or blonde shouldn't leave you with too much of a hangover. 😀
stay away from the red wine and spirits.

mad nationalist Polish Judo bloke.

Brzyan Jackzsz?

carpe diem get shitfaced

perchypanther - Member
mad nationalist Polish Judo bloke.
Brzyan Jackzsz?

You're a bloke from Burnley and you're asking if you should go and get pissed? Have some self-respect FFS

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carpe diem

The Poles may like to eat Carp at Christmas, but it is not to be recommended.

I thought this was going to be a question of which booze, yes is the obvious answer to the actual question.

The answer to the question in my head would be session ales, about 3.5-3.8%, definitely avoid wine and strong lager.

HTH

Just have one, or maybe one and a half.

That plan always works out fine for me.

😉

As above.

Get on a nice 'session beer' at the sub 4% mark and go for it!

Don't be tempted by strong lager, wine or spirits.

Always opt for mid to late session food - curry or kebab.

I'm sure you know how to do all this stuff for yourself anyway?

Alternate alcohol with soft drinks.

Wait. Did I just say that?

Ignore me, I do not know what I am talking about.

Get on a nice 'session beer' at the sub 4% mark and go for it!
Don't be tempted by strong lager, wine or spirits.
I'm sure you know how to do all this stuff for yourself anyway?

I'm aware of the theory, yes.

In practice, I usually have about as much self control as a shopping trolley.

Also accompanying us tonight are a remorseful punk, a sloppy Muslim and a nurse who bears a remarkable resemblance to Albert Steptoe.

I usually have about as much self control as a shopping trolley.

😆

Booze is such a rubbish drug. Go camping in the woods and take some MDMA/LSD/DMT/Ketamine. In that order.

Edit: Just seen that you're back in work on Friday morning. Do not, I repeat: Do not do this.

Get on a nice 'session beer' at the sub 4% mark and go for it!
Don't be tempted by strong lager, wine or spirits.
I'm sure you know how to do all this stuff for yourself anyway?

or alternatively....

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Hit the odd spirit to avoid getting too bloated on pints.
A half decent Polish vodka would be ideal. Zubrowka will do, Belvedere is nasty and overpriced.
You need to stay focussed and lively to keep up with a Pole, use a trick like punching in the mouth anyone that uses the phrase "session beer" to keep things interesting.
There is an equilibrium where the Pole will be so drunk he does not realise he's speaking in Polish, but you're so drunk you can understand what he's saying.
Achieve that and you've reached Anglo-Polish drinking nirvana!
😀

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You need session beer. Apply structural soakage kebab as needed.

Right.

Been out for a ride, had a chicken and bacon butty, decision made:

Guinness.

Should keep me out of Kobedi King 'till midnight and if I overdo things it should just involve snoring instead of an unplanned conversation with PC Knapweed.

Wish me luck.

Full report tomorrow please

APF

Polish beer and a wife beater t-shirt, make him feel welcome?

polish vodka, only way this will work! 🙂

Am sat in a pub in Rochdale with Lisa Stanfield.

The maudlin punk used to be her mum's care worker.

She doesn't remember.

Slightly awkward.

our Lisa! my ex girlfriend from Bury used to live near her. maybe she remembers the family? could be awkward though 😀

I once got very drunk on Finish vodka while trying to outdrink a group of Polish gents. It was a singing competition and the only way I could get them to sing was by me downing two shots per song. Five songs later and they had shed the normal Polish reserve. Still our combined Welsh/English rendition of my, my, my Delilah won the night. The Polish guys won the morning though!

It was the mother in law's care worker.
Not the mother's.
Hence the confusion.

I have pictures.
And bourbon.

Am sat in a pub in Rochdale with Lisa Stanfield

The cemetery? It's her local.

decision made:

Guinness.

I have pictures.
And bourbon.

I usually have about as much self control as a shopping trolley.

The Baum.
She s very little.

Well travelled, though.

Keep posting Rusty, this could be thread of the year 😆

Well travelled, though.

😆

That was funny and...

Correctly placed on the temporal continuum.

Following with interest

That was funny and...

Correctly placed on the temporal continuum.

Now I'm wondering if she's Madeline McCann's mother. #toosoon?

Following with interest

So is Rusty.

Also accompanying us tonight are a remorseful punk, a sloppy Muslim and a nurse who bears a remarkable resemblance to Albert Steptoe.

With the above company, not drinking would be a huge mistake. Albert Steptoe sounds kinky though 😆

Albert Steptoe sounds kinky though

Out of the three, I'd have thought that one was the least likely.

It's the word nurse.

Is the baum still full of narcissists. It was last time I was there, I'm not a narcissists myself though.

Are you sure? Take a good look at yourself.

ThE BAUM IS excellent.

It's empty now.
Polish food.

ThE BAUM IS excellent.

And we're away. I wager we're eight hours away from "why did nobody stop me?!"

Polish food.

Why, was it dusty?

Lisa Stanstead must have started singing then

My mate's wife has just thrown a big frying pan at him.
No nice Polish foom for us.
The pork is on the carpet.

These haiku are getting progressively worse.

These euphemisms are getting progressively worse.

Took me about 20 mimutes to log in but my reccomendation:

Magners (about 3 pints, depending on the amount of training done/to do tomorrow); cheap in wetherspoons
Vodka: 2 doubles of something with ice - ciroc is good, chase local but harsh, absolut pretty good for the price
Then drink whatever the hot girls are drinking before getting cheesy chips and going home

I think you're a bit late.

I think I also know why his spanner is rusty.

Are you sure? Take a good look at yourself

Good one cougar 😆

I like the Baum by the way, and to be fair it's about 7 years since I was in there. Beer was always good from what I remember. Hope you had a good night rustyspanner.

I am late indeed. Also home early as far as the other student-y types are concerned.

People, hold on. This is the right time for Rusty to be telling us how he is, surely?

Do they have mobile signal in the cells of the local police station?

Or "customer" wifi?

People, hold on. This is the right time for Rusty to be telling us how he is, surely?

He's currently with Lisa, crossing the international date line in a fruitless search for a missing infant.

before getting cheesy chips

Is that a euphemism too?

I'd also note from other threads that i think Padkinson is a student at Surrey University. So i hope his chips are triple cooked with artisan cheese.

Morning.

That was fun.

Ended up walking two miles toward home before remembering that the delightful Mrs Spanner had agreed to pick me up.
I walked the two miles back, so as not to appear an idiot, then phoned her.

The remorseful punk is remorseful and has informed me that the pan throwing incident was due to the fact the mad Pole doesn't want her to move back with him until he's [s]settled[/s] shagged all his exes again.

Scores on the doors:
2 pints Bass.
4 pints Thoroughgoods still cider.
4 large bourbons.
1 large Kobedi Kebab.

And three sausage and egg McMuffins this morning.

Tavern doors creaking as we speak, I have an appointment with a hairy dog.

Will post the one decent picture of my decadent celebrity lifestyle when my sight has fully returned.

Cheers.

Frankly, I'm a bit disappointed in you Rusty, 3/10 for effort.

4 large bourbons.

I get peckish when I've been drinking too.
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And three sausage and egg McMuffins this morning

Respect! That's the breakfast of champions

People, hold on.

Easy now; you've got to be strong.