MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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A notable gynaecologist once said,
"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so ****ing temperamental."
LMFAO!
😆
Yes, but the management system is very tempramental, and the running costs are sky high
CaptainMainwaring - MemberYes, but the management system is very tempramental, and the running costs are sky high
You've tried to 'upgrade' too Captain? 😆
needs regular servicing
Notorious for bad emmissions
Personally I prefer a ****el engine myself 😉
You've tried to 'upgrade' too Captain?
No, not at all. Next week my engine management system and I are celebrating 20 years since our first service 🙂
Just talking in general terms - not Mrs M obviously 😀
😀 Very good and congrats!!
They're never much fun when they're 'up on blocks' 😯
And the pistons can slap around a bit once they've got some high mileage on them.....
or you've got a small piston 🙁
samuri, can you get them re-bored?
No, you can never get them re-bored smaller, but they can use larger pistons. Often they'll find them themselves if you dont attempt repairs!
😆 brilliant... ****el
Que Penguin Joke
'A penguin is cruising along the interstate when suddenly steam and all erupts out of the front of his car. Luckily there's a garage just a bit further on, so he pulls in and the garage guy comes out to take a look at the car.
While he's busy checking out what's wrong, the penguin wanders off to get a snack. It has to be said he's a bit of a messy eater (what with the beak and flippers and all).
Anyway, he comes back to the damaged car after a while, and the guy says: "Whoa, looks like you've blown a seal!"
"Nah," says the penguin, "this is just ice cream..."