Have any of the chaps present ever had the distinct feeling that they were basically being used to fulfil a woman's murkier sexual fantasies?
I [i]think[/i] my approach to this is "bring it on", but I'm pretty sure it's happening and I'm not 100% comfortable it's going to end well. 🙂
Man whore? 😆
This should be fun.
Btw BD, your "murky" might be my "vanilla" (though somehow I doubt it...). Detail is required.
I'm pretty sure it's happening
being used to fulfil a woman's murkier sexual fantasies?
good grief BD, how murky does a girls fantasy have to be to include you in it? 😉
yes, when I was younger. didn't end well.
EDIT actually there was a measure of mutual "usage" going on, still, not one of my finer moments
BD - go forth, etc. I mean, what's the worst that can happen..?
😀
EDIT: does it need to end well?
good grief BD, how murky does a girls fantasy have to be to include you in it?
If it involves thin bespectacled men with odd bikes, can you pass on my email address?
Just make sure everyone is clear on the safety word before you get going.
UTBNHD 😉
Not really, it was fairly unpleasant and vengeful at the time, but it made for an interesting life I suppose...
Is she making you wear an Art Garfunkel wig?
"F00k Buddy" is the term, nowt round with being a Man'gina, just make sure you can handle your "feelings" and always remember its ourly sexual and nowt else. 8)
Gosh. I've learnt a new abbreviation this afternoon. Thanks GeeWavetree... 🙂
Stop your worrying and get amongst it.
Perhaps it would be the ideal time to try any or all of your (ahem) ideas?
Yes, many years ago. I helped a friend of a friend get over the breakup of her relationship after her fella cheated on her. She got 'closure' and average sex and I got great sex and a grin 🙂
She got 'closure' and [u]average sex[/u] and I got great sex and a grin
Jeez! Don't over estimate yourself mate!! 😆
uh huh, but i find that alternating the being 'used' for 'using' makes for a compromise.
Guess i've carved an niche out of being a good lay and crap partner.
Not sure whether to be happy with the scenario.
BD, take it while you can, there will be times when you aint getting it and you can think back to times like these and smile.
If you want more out it and think you're being used, deny her and see how she reacts...But you need a good excuse with doesn't included stds.
speaking as somebody who is married; TAKE EVERYTHING YOU CAN GET 😀
Continental Rubber Queens?
tankslapper, her 'thing' was violent sex. EEK.
UTBNHD
Just googled. At work.
😯
hora - Membertankslapper, her 'thing' was violent sex. EEK.
Go on........... 😯
speaking as somebody who is married; TAKE EVERYTHING YOU CAN GET
Yorkshiremen* don't pay for sex so we have to be a bit greedy.
*Peter Sutcliffe being the exception...or is he? 🙄
Goggle images - UTBNHD and you get this;
wtf?
I started a thread similar to this once before, it got removed.... so do you want my input??
She definitely did!
Just make sure everyone is clear on the safety word before you get going.
...and, to avoid a misunderstanding, make sure that the safety words aren't "ram it in up to the handle".
Was it the flash grenades that made you think it might be too much?
So what exactly is the issue here? I see no probllem at all.
Leku, it rises out of the console on a Jag XF.....
This thread is already the second Google result for UTBNHD!
The "issue" exists only because I'm outside my comfort zone as far as particular things she wants to do are concerned. As deadlydarcy pointed out, that may just be me. Hey ho.
I am certainly not complaining about getting some. 🙂
If she has massive thumbs it is probably best that you politely decline.
Just make sure everyone is clear on the safety word before you get going.
Armaggedon ?
Strap on?
I'm outside my comfort zone as far as particular things she wants to do are concerned
At the risk of sounding like some STW halfwit, that's what comfort zones are for.
Or, think of it like this: you want to go UTB, why shouldn't she? 😯
EDIT: beat me to it, mos.
lowey, is that a reference to the "hamster" story I heard a radio clip of once?
This has now planted the "Bad Sex" sketch from Blue Jam into my head. Whack my bonobo! Cackle my Gladys! More feeble grandad!
That and "The Gush".
Gentlemen, this has been both helpful and edifying. There will be no pictures and I do not promise a report.
UTBNHD reminds me of NBBAOUTS 🙂
(never be bitter about one up the ######)
I bloody wish I was!!!
now I'm a bit worried as BD recently sent me a friend request on Facebook 🙁
I've leanrt to acronyms today and I think therealhoops is best. I'm going to try an figure out how to work it in to a conversation.d
Well well well I wanna spread the news
that if it feels this good being used
oh you just keep on using me, until you use me up
When I was young & pretty, yes, although her desires weren't that murky.
You'll get over it.
Or under it.
Have fun anyway.
**** Buddies rules! No literally, you need to send some ground rules for it to work.
You need a safe word "fluggaenkdechioebolsen" is a good one. 😆
If either of you have feelings, you need to talk about it. If its mutual feelings then you could try monogamy, if not then its best to quit and go back to friends or cease contact for a while.
I'm not 100% comfortable it's going to end well.
Physically or emotionally. Either way, set some ground rules, talk about it.
therealhoops made me piss myself with that one!!
aren't you the one who carries his missus about on his bike BigDummy?
Its usually the bird/women/lady/(and based on our gay thread - what do you call theirs?) that decides when/if/how.
Sadly, that's a past tense bakes. 😐
Sorry to hear that, Jon.
Hope it's not too painful emotionally.
oops, sorry
maybe you need some comfort or some castigation, depending on the circumstances leading to the demise* of your relationship
either way being used for sex could provide both :thumbsup:
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*nothing to do with being carted about on the back of a bike, I hope
My ex said she used me for sex.
The relationship carried on for 6 months before I moved cities.
I miss the sex.
Did I say I miss the sex? I really really miss the...
Have to be careful as sex can mimic love hormones of attachment.
Sadly, that's a past tense bakes.
I'd thought that must be the case from a few recent threads. And this one, obviously. Sorry to hear I was right.
It's not fisting is it?! Jeebus, that looks painful and messy. It would be a good idea to buy sheets of plastic DPM from a builders merchant if you agree to go ahead. Some form of ahem, relaxant might be needed prior.
Sorry to hear about your singledom, BigDummy!....But..I know a nice lady looking for a nice chap who likes bikes....Erm.
She's blonde. She's lovely. Really lovely.
Perhaps a blind date is in order!
This could get interesting...!
On the first page, we had: [i] I mean, what's the worst that can happen..? [/i], and by the end it was [i]it would be a good idea to buy sheets of plastic DPM from a builders merchant[/i]. 🙂
And a swift edit there Captain. 😉
Thanks chaps.
I felt the edit was very much needed...! 🙂
Hope you're OK, old chap!
Being used for sex isnt bad for a bloke. She actually WANTS you.
When you are married she allowed you to pleasure yourself on her.
I think I'd rather be used.
Is she another Marlin Manson?
[i]I'm not in love but I'm gonna fakyou till
Somebody better comes along[/i]
I get used by a married woman. She comes over and as soon as she is in the door, clothes are off and away we go.
Once she has had enough, she gets dressed and off she goes. Thats it. I miss the hugs and closeness of it. I feel dirty sometimes and used but how many blokes say that?
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I get used by a married woman. She comes over and as soon as she is in the door, clothes are off and away we go.
Once she has had enough, she gets dressed and off she goes. Thats it. I miss the hugs and closeness of it. I feel dirty sometimes and used but how many blokes say that?
Genius 😆
[i]I get used by a married woman[/i]
Your wife?
Tick.
noteeth - Member
I get used by a married womanYour wife?
No, she left last year!
Although I do see her sometimes at the weekends 😳
Although I do see her sometimes at the weekends
Often referred to as the service contract.
It would be a good idea to buy sheets of plastic DPM from a builders merchant if you agree to go ahead
Classic quote 🙂
BD, you are a top bloke, one of STW's finest.. sorry to hear of your misfortune. I'd marry you if I were a girl.
Yes BD, I didn't realise your single status was a recent occurrence. Chin up fella. Only teasing with t'other stuff...
I had sex wiv a gerl wunce she even tuk her bra off but she was krazee and just uses men 4 sex so I cant show my buddys I hav gerlfrend nobody beleves me bcoz she was angree when I told my buddys
If you like it, why not......plenty of men use women so what's good for the goose is good for the gander and all that!
What's the worst that could happen? She gets pregnant and you (and any future partner/children you have) get to pay maintenance to her for the next 20 years!
plenty of men use women
evidence please? i find that a shocking accusation...
What Sharki said. 8)
I think they all use men for sex, which just seems to get wilder and wilder until they get a commitment then it becomes taboo and you're lucky to get it once a year and they accuse you of only being interested in one thing!!! 😈
Comfort zones are for pushing. Experiment a little and humour her 'dark' desires and if you no likey, then no lighty (as Paddy McGuinness used to say on a Saturday night).
I had sex wiv a gerl wunce she even tuk her bra off but she was krazee and just uses men 4 sex so I cant show my buddys I hav gerlfrend nobody beleves me bcoz she was angree when I told my buddys
This thread is now complete.
BD - Ed said you were due up here sometime soon. Let me know, as I've a gap twixt jobs in April.
Will this thread be the new Picolax? 🙂
OMITN - I'm supposed to be up Good Friday/Easter Saturday, Bob Crow permitting.
It won't be anything like Picolax unless my creative writing improves a very great deal.
If both parties orgasm I dont see any problems.
i've calmed down a lot, i used to collect female forum members