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therealhoops made me piss myself with that one!!
aren't you the one who carries his missus about on his bike BigDummy?
Its usually the bird/women/lady/(and based on our gay thread - what do you call theirs?) that decides when/if/how.
Sadly, that's a past tense bakes. 😐
Sorry to hear that, Jon.
Hope it's not too painful emotionally.
oops, sorry
maybe you need some comfort or some castigation, depending on the circumstances leading to the demise* of your relationship
either way being used for sex could provide both :thumbsup:
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*nothing to do with being carted about on the back of a bike, I hope
My ex said she used me for sex.
The relationship carried on for 6 months before I moved cities.
I miss the sex.
Did I say I miss the sex? I really really miss the...
Have to be careful as sex can mimic love hormones of attachment.
Sadly, that's a past tense bakes.
I'd thought that must be the case from a few recent threads. And this one, obviously. Sorry to hear I was right.
It's not fisting is it?! Jeebus, that looks painful and messy. It would be a good idea to buy sheets of plastic DPM from a builders merchant if you agree to go ahead. Some form of ahem, relaxant might be needed prior.
Sorry to hear about your singledom, BigDummy!....But..I know a nice lady looking for a nice chap who likes bikes....Erm.
She's blonde. She's lovely. Really lovely.
Perhaps a blind date is in order!
This could get interesting...!
On the first page, we had: [i] I mean, what's the worst that can happen..? [/i], and by the end it was [i]it would be a good idea to buy sheets of plastic DPM from a builders merchant[/i]. 🙂
And a swift edit there Captain. 😉
Thanks chaps.
I felt the edit was very much needed...! 🙂
Hope you're OK, old chap!
Being used for sex isnt bad for a bloke. She actually WANTS you.
When you are married she allowed you to pleasure yourself on her.
I think I'd rather be used.
Is she another Marlin Manson?
[i]I'm not in love but I'm gonna fakyou till
Somebody better comes along[/i]
I get used by a married woman. She comes over and as soon as she is in the door, clothes are off and away we go.
Once she has had enough, she gets dressed and off she goes. Thats it. I miss the hugs and closeness of it. I feel dirty sometimes and used but how many blokes say that?
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I get used by a married woman. She comes over and as soon as she is in the door, clothes are off and away we go.
Once she has had enough, she gets dressed and off she goes. Thats it. I miss the hugs and closeness of it. I feel dirty sometimes and used but how many blokes say that?
Genius 😆
[i]I get used by a married woman[/i]
Your wife?
Tick.
noteeth - Member
I get used by a married womanYour wife?
No, she left last year!
Although I do see her sometimes at the weekends 😳
Although I do see her sometimes at the weekends
Often referred to as the service contract.
It would be a good idea to buy sheets of plastic DPM from a builders merchant if you agree to go ahead
Classic quote 🙂
BD, you are a top bloke, one of STW's finest.. sorry to hear of your misfortune. I'd marry you if I were a girl.
Yes BD, I didn't realise your single status was a recent occurrence. Chin up fella. Only teasing with t'other stuff...
I had sex wiv a gerl wunce she even tuk her bra off but she was krazee and just uses men 4 sex so I cant show my buddys I hav gerlfrend nobody beleves me bcoz she was angree when I told my buddys
If you like it, why not......plenty of men use women so what's good for the goose is good for the gander and all that!
What's the worst that could happen? She gets pregnant and you (and any future partner/children you have) get to pay maintenance to her for the next 20 years!
plenty of men use women
evidence please? i find that a shocking accusation...
What Sharki said. 8)
I think they all use men for sex, which just seems to get wilder and wilder until they get a commitment then it becomes taboo and you're lucky to get it once a year and they accuse you of only being interested in one thing!!! 😈
Comfort zones are for pushing. Experiment a little and humour her 'dark' desires and if you no likey, then no lighty (as Paddy McGuinness used to say on a Saturday night).
I had sex wiv a gerl wunce she even tuk her bra off but she was krazee and just uses men 4 sex so I cant show my buddys I hav gerlfrend nobody beleves me bcoz she was angree when I told my buddys
This thread is now complete.
BD - Ed said you were due up here sometime soon. Let me know, as I've a gap twixt jobs in April.
Will this thread be the new Picolax? 🙂
OMITN - I'm supposed to be up Good Friday/Easter Saturday, Bob Crow permitting.
It won't be anything like Picolax unless my creative writing improves a very great deal.
If both parties orgasm I dont see any problems.
i've calmed down a lot, i used to collect female forum members
I've calmed down a lot, i used to collect male forum members
OMITN - I'm supposed to be up Good Friday/Easter Saturday, Bob Crow permitting.
Dash it - I am in Belgium then (Ronde van Vlaanderen, as one might say). No worries - tales of derring do on Hampstead Heath will have to wait for another time.... 😯
Otherwise, Ed did previously tell me about the current situ - hope all is OK. Worringly, he did seem more concerned about your bikes. You might want to have a word....
Would you expect her to indulge you in acting out your fantasies?
Is it because she is initiating the scenario? Do you feel uncomfortable with that?
I am obviously not a sex therapist. 😉