Here's some starters, please keep it rolling. And bad. Bad is better.
If your other half makes terrible coffee, is it grounds for divorce.
Invisible needles - I can't see the point
Invisible money - I see no value in that
Invisible maps - I can't see where you're going with this
Come on I need some worse jokes than those.
How did I miss that?
What's blue and doesn't fit?
A dead epileptic.
It's not in the other thread so I'm going to post my current favourite bad joke.
I blew my parents' minds when I got them a universal remote control. They said, [i]this changes everything[/i].
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey
But I've turned my self around...............and that's what it's all about.
A Scotsman walks in to a bar. Normally there'd be an Englishman, a Welsh and an Irishman as well but they've gone to France.
That one's been coming since the RWC I suppose - fair enough.
The other thread's started up again, so I'll close this I think.