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Is there NOWHERE I can have a crap in peace?
..and this is why Mules should not carry drugs
It'd be easier to make a mountain out of mulehills
The Great Asscape
Does my ass look big in this?
Does my ass look big in this?
Dammit too slow!
You know, for kids...
all very half assed
Unfortunately Christopher Robin had gone in first.
You're not talking my hind legs off
Subterranean Homesick mules.
There's no fool like a holed foal.
It may not look it but I'm surprisingly comfy like this.
Constipated?
Subterranean Homesick mules.
Played, sir!
"It's pretty bad down there I'm gonna need some more plastic bags"
Grate?The Great Asscape
RM.
"With viewing figures for the Shrek franchise reaching an all time high, one of the cast members discovers what his earnings can buy him in central London."
I don't care if the TMNT's want to come out, I'm staying put!!
It was then that they realised that the costume department for the new Clangers series had made a massive cock up
Welcome to "Eeyore's Gloomy Place: Rather Boggy and Sad"
He didn't much like Pooh Corner either 🙁
"No you idiot I wanted a picture of Don Quioxte not donkey hurty"
I'm a Burro and this is my burrow.
I'm a Burro and this is my burrow.
I'm a mule and I live in a hole.
How the hell am I supposed to pin its tail on now?
Well that was some assignation!
This might look bad but wait until you find out where Piglet is.
Th-th-th-that's all folks!
Drug Mule had a bad trip.
Drain accass cover.
I've been stuck here for donkeys years!
Did someone mention ass trap on here?
Whaaaaassup! Have you never seen a donkey in a drain before?
LMAO
Man makes ass of himself at 'Tremors' themed Halloween party.

