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(unashamedly stolen from @carrozo on twitter 'cos it's funny)


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 4:48 pm
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Is there NOWHERE I can have a crap in peace?


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 4:48 pm
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..and this is why Mules should not carry drugs


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 4:50 pm
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It'd be easier to make a mountain out of mulehills


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 4:52 pm
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The Great Asscape


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 4:53 pm
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Does my ass look big in this?


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 4:55 pm
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Does my ass look big in this?

Dammit too slow!


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 4:57 pm
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You know, for kids...


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 4:59 pm
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all very half assed


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 5:01 pm
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Unfortunately Christopher Robin had gone in first.


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 5:02 pm
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You're not talking my hind legs off


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 5:02 pm
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Subterranean Homesick mules.


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 5:05 pm
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There's no fool like a holed foal.


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 5:06 pm
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It may not look it but I'm surprisingly comfy like this.


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 5:06 pm
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Constipated?


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 5:07 pm
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Subterranean Homesick mules.

Played, sir!


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 5:07 pm
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"It's pretty bad down there I'm gonna need some more plastic bags"


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 5:08 pm
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The Great Asscape
Grate?
RM.


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 5:09 pm
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"With viewing figures for the Shrek franchise reaching an all time high, one of the cast members discovers what his earnings can buy him in central London."


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 5:09 pm
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I don't care if the TMNT's want to come out, I'm staying put!!


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 5:20 pm
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It was then that they realised that the costume department for the new Clangers series had made a massive cock up


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 5:22 pm
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Welcome to "Eeyore's Gloomy Place: Rather Boggy and Sad"

He didn't much like Pooh Corner either 🙁


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 5:33 pm
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"No you idiot I wanted a picture of Don Quioxte not donkey hurty"


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 5:37 pm
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I'm a Burro and this is my burrow.


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 5:41 pm
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I'm a Burro and this is my burrow.

I'm a mule and I live in a hole.


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 5:41 pm
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How the hell am I supposed to pin its tail on now?


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 5:53 pm
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Well that was some assignation!


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 6:17 pm
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This might look bad but wait until you find out where Piglet is.


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 6:34 pm
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Th-th-th-that's all folks!


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 6:37 pm
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Drug Mule had a bad trip.


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 6:59 pm
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Drain accass cover.


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 7:15 pm
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I've been stuck here for donkeys years!


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 7:21 pm
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Did someone mention ass trap on here?


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 7:25 pm
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Whaaaaassup! Have you never seen a donkey in a drain before?


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 7:26 pm
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LMAO


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 7:36 pm
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Man makes ass of himself at 'Tremors' themed Halloween party.


 
Posted : 04/11/2014 7:40 pm