[Closed] ASP.NetTraining/Certification recommendations - Jobless Singletracker Q

After 4 months of trying to get a job in my usual area of IT I think its time to look to retrain in something more useful and so I'm thinking of getting a ASP.Net training course and certification. I've got years of programming experience but not in Web development specifically, except for a year writing some Perl based HTML.
Can anyone recommend any training companies/courses, either home based or otherwise that would cover this area without too much time spent on
beginner concepts, some sort of 'fast-track' thing?