[Closed] As it happens celebrity report

Massive boobs? In that case she can be as scruffy as she likes 🙂

This one switched on the Christmas lights in Prestwich on Sunday.

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It rained.

She turned up late.

I ate too much cake.

Katherine Kelly. Mrs. S saw her too, last year. In a vet's in Monton with her pussy.

I once annoyed this man in a pub.

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But it was a very long time ago.

Bob Geldof once called me a tw*t. As I recall, my response went something like "no, you're a tw*t". You needed to be there, really, but trust me, I was awesome!

within the past 10 minutes? Dave Brailsford, Sarah and Barney Storey and Jody Cundy.

Who?

[url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Brailsford ]Dave Brailsford[/url]
[url= http://www.britishcycling.org.uk/web/site/BC/gbr/GBRiderInfo/Storey_Sarah_Bio.asp ]Sarah Storey[/url]
[url= http://www.britishcycling.org.uk/web/site/BC/gbr/GBRiderInfo/Storey_Barney_Bio.asp ]Barney Storey[/url]
[url= http://www.jodycundy.com/palmares.html ]Jody Cundy[/url]

>within the past 10 minutes? Dave Brailsford, Sarah and Barney Storey and Jody Cundy.

Celeb FAIL

[i]Celeb FAIL [/i]
hmm. Can anyone explain who 'Kym Marsh from Corrie', 'Katherine Kelly', and 'this one' are then?

Kym has bigger h 😯 ters

mike harding is a stand up?

Is that the same bloke who does the radio 2 folk show? I'm sure he's a nice chap but he seems to be the polar opposite of [i]funny[/i]

Mike Harding came out of the old folk circuit - he had a comedy show on the BBC for a while back in the day...

I always thought Vin Garbutt was funnier and a better musician though.

ive never heard of one of the people mentioned so far, (apart from bob geldoff who does seem like a ****)

so basically massive thread FAIL

Mike Harding is a notorious Grumpster - Am intrigued - details please. 🙂

He was making some folkie noise in the pub in Chapel le Dale with half a dozen other beards, when me and 29 other MTBs wandered in and... wait for it... bought drinks, ate food and played pool.

here we go, I have spoken too,

Barry Sheene,
Kenny Roberts,
Randy Mamola

I have seen Sigourney Weaver so close I could have snogged her.. ( in new York ).. but my wife was with me so Sigourney was disappointed..

just picked up Hovis as a client

I'm hoping to spend plenty of time with their new celebrity figurehead in the next few years

REALLY hoping

not sure it's public knowledge yet though

it'll definitely meat the approval of the STW massive though 🙂

LOL at AndyP!!! I know who Dave Brailsford is but still wouldn't call him a celeb! sorry!
I saw Bob Geldof once cycling around London on a chopper!!

meat ? loving the freudian slip Mike 🙂

oops 🙂

"As it happens". Not "my tenuous celebrity connection again".

"I saw Bob Geldof once cycling around London on a chopper!!" See, told you he was a t**t!

[i]Dave Brailsford, Sarah and Barney Storey and Jody Cundy[/i]

Know who the Dave fella is and the Barney guy was in the flintstones.

Celebs though? Nah.

i met tim "the big dawg" westwood last night at a night club in croydon.

he is a very well spoken person and had a chat with me for 5 mins.

he is still a c**t but not a big as i 1st thought

I saw Floella Benjamin in Newquay, she was dead tall.
Saw the black bloke out of Dempsey and Makepeace at the Motorshow. Saw Timmy Mallett doign his roadshow in Brum and shouted obscenities at him (I was a punk hoodlum at the time). Saw some actress siting on the floor in Geneva airport, but cant remember her name.

Edit- oh yes saw Brian Blessed once at a cash machine in Brizzle.

Saw Al Pacino in New York coming out of a theater where he had been on David Letterman, he is tiny.

Prince Charles and horse faced Julie Bradbury are switching on the Xmas lights in Keswick this afternoon.

Saw Jeremy Clarkson and Chris Moyles this morning outside BBC1 studios.
Just realised that's a serious hate list combo for some folk!

Had a mini photo session with Linda Lusardi once, and it got printed.

OK, she was handing prizes out after a duathlon and the press hadn't turned up. I took pix and sent them in, got one printed and a roll of film by way of payment!

It was bloomin' cold but she still had hardly anything on... tiny skirt, skimpy top, FMB and BIG hair!

Me and about 10 mates helped Glen Michael get his van off a muddy football pitch after performing his roadshow Cavalcade at Tullibody Civic Center when I was about 14.

Nice enough fella. He was there with Rab C Nesbits son.

About here to be precise. [url= http://maps.google.co.uk/?ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Alloa,+United+Kingdom&t=h&ll=56.131198,-3.837243&spn=0.000975,0.00188&z=19 ]Glen got stuck here.[/url]

Macgyver - Member

Saw Jeremy Clarkson and Chris Moyles this morning outside BBC1 studios.

Hope you ran over those idiots - I'll pay for the damage to your bike that will have inevitably occurred if so.

Alas I would have been slowed too much by the paps taking photos of them to do enough damage to them!

I once crashed into Arther Skargill whilst running at full pelt, looking in the opposite direction as he stepped out of a hotel, papers everywhere, a few choice words were exchanged, by both parties involved.

ok then

so far today

Andy Peters
the Masterchef judges (most of them)
Oz Clarke
various celebrity chefs

can you guess where i'm working?

can you guess where i'm working?

Spearmint Rhino?

not sure that would be Andy Peter's bag if you know what i mean

the motorcycle show is next door and that's not that different to a titty bar

Hooters?

As in Hooters, Honkers, Bells and Whistles - the motorcycle accessory show