[Closed] Apparently this is real. (Binners showering content)

That'll go nicely with my caffeinated shampoo.

I bet that smells exceedingly good.

That'll go nicely with my caffeinated shampoo.

Just remember to keep your mouth shut if your doing paleo.

Yeah, I'd only use it in the evening as I do fasted showers in the morning.

I'm sweet enough. I tend to favour savoury

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Taking a shower with a couple of tarts?

Standard.

Not sure how it happened, but we ended up with some of the bakewell tart stuff in our shower and no alternative.

It smells weird in the bottle and just doesn't feel right washing in something that should resemble a glorious sweet tart thing.

Washed ok but kept getting wiffs of strange bakewell tart ish odours all day.

It went in the bin shortly after, and back to painful minty balls or lemon and lime shower gel, which is a much better concept 😆

kept getting wiffs of strange bakewell tart ish odours all day.

....and a line of fat kids following you down the street?

That minty shower gel feels weird.
It always feels bloody freezing when you get out of the shower after using it.
I quite fancy the cherry bakewell one but don't think I could eat more than one bottle of it.

My missus went a bit nuts the other day and bought both the Cherry Bakewell and the banana versions. I've told her that I'm a real man and it's caustic soda or nothing..

the banana versions.

Please, please tell me it's banana and plums.

That minty shower gel feels weird.

I remember the first time I used some and thinking I don't know what is going on with my testicles but it feels weirdly nice 😯

You need the black mint one for extra tinglyness 😆