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Just arrived in my inbox and the wife says No!
Thought one of you lot may be interested - so, over to you:

Hello! My name is Kseniya. I want to get acquainted with you. I'm 26 years old. And I am lonely, and seeking long-term relations. In personal attitudes with the man and in the man in general I to search for full trust to each other, loyalty to go on the compromise each other, respect each other, understanding from a half-word, care of the friend the friend, mutual love to each other. I wish to find my second half which I have not met befor. May be you? I hope, that you will answer me and it will be the beginning of our relations. I send you a picture that you to see who I'm. More about myself I with pleasure will write you, if you answer me. Ask, if you have questions. I will be waiting for your answer. I hope, that you will not keep me waiting for a long time.

Please reply only to my personal e-mail: kseniyayourlove@yahoo.com

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Posted : 05/01/2010 3:37 pm
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Shame about that nasty growth behind her left ear


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 3:39 pm
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Crikey, Aleigh's let herself go a bit, hasn't she?

Why yes, that is my coat, thanks.

😉


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 3:39 pm
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Hmmm tempting...


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 3:41 pm
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No mention of her views on 29ers.


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 3:41 pm
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What tyres for Russian girlfriend?


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 3:43 pm
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The choice of rubber is not important, as long as you can get up to the back wheels.


 
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Posted : 05/01/2010 3:47 pm
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My mate has a Russian wife - he met her when he was teaching English in Moscow. She was one of his 18 year old students 8)

She's pretty hot too.


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 3:47 pm
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Kingtit

'I wonder is she any good at lifting stones out of a field'

(hardly a sexual response)

😉


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 3:49 pm
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Is this a scam involving you paying for "her" airfare so she can come to the UK to achieve physical consomethingion of your love for one another? Or should it be taken at face value but not something to make you feel particularly special?

Anyone actually answered one of these ever?


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 3:50 pm
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Anyone actually answered one of these ever?

Perhaps we can club together and order one up for the members of STWcelibateworld?


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 3:54 pm
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Shame about that nasty growth behind her left ear

Dunno, could be some interest in a "pushmepullyou" wife


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 3:56 pm
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yes, out of boredome rather than desperation,

the replies implied that 'dateing' sites in Russia charge a pretty penny to subscribers who have their letters sent out to hundreds/thousands of harvested e-mail addresses.

Got the impression she was more after a visa than money, but I got bored after sending 2 or 3 one line replies and getting essays back.


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 4:05 pm
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The Polish one was mental enough so Ill pass


 
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Which polish did you use? Mr.Sheen 😯


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 4:07 pm
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My mate had one and when after 6 months and many 'visits' either way she dumped him; he went on about how somebody had been taken advantage of - who would that be then, says I, the 45 year old bald guy or the 25 year petite girl?


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 4:11 pm
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I want one by the name of Ivana Humpalot.

😆


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 5:21 pm
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I'm going to send her an email asking her what tyres I should be using


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 7:28 pm
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Anyone out there know Ronnie Wood's e-mail addy?

😆


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 7:31 pm
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Phrases for the STW dating massif

I love you so much Ya tak lyublyu tebia
You are so beautiful ti takaya krasivaya
How is your mother? Kak tvaya mama?

I also know how to insult her mother, and to say 'dont shoot, i surrender, i'll tell you everything'. but i'm not sure that will be necessay 🙂


 
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Anyone out there know Ronnie Wood's e-mail addy?

Would Geoff Boycott's do? 😉


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 7:47 pm
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http://tinyurl.com/yap3mef

Seems that sentence from the Email is a popular one from Russian women!


 
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When at university, some friends took my credit card and put down a fat deposit on a russian bride. The following day they remembered and told me so I cancelled the transaction, still lost my deposit, but thinking I should have gone through with it now - that was when sterling was strong.


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 7:49 pm
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She is looking for love-ski with your vallet.


 
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She is looking for love-ski with your vallet.

My Gentleman's gentleman does not ski.


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 7:51 pm
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I want one by the name of Ivana Humpalot.

theres a porn star called ivana fulkalot 8)


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 7:54 pm
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She is kinda cute, tho' and I love the accent. Still, my particular choice in females tends towards Japanese and Chinese. But not exclusively... 😉


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 8:07 pm
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does she glow in the dark ,would be ideal for night rides if so


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 8:28 pm
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A mate of mine married a Russian girl he met while backpacking in the Balkans.

The day she qualified for full British nationality he was picked up from work by the Police investigating (entirely false) allegations of domstic abuse, was released, and went home to find the whole house - and his bank account - completely empty, save for a letter from her divorce lawyer.

Just in case any of you were tempted....


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 9:00 pm
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I don't want Reds in [i]my[/i] bed, thank you all the same.

Swadey's mate's experience is enough to stick with home-grown talent.


 
Posted : 05/01/2010 10:11 pm