[Closed] Anyone on here have a special talent?

I can piss my wife off like no one else on earth..

I've got an 8" long tongue, & can breathe through my ears.....

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I've got an 8" long tongue, & can breathe through my ears.....

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No. Can't do it.

If I drink lots of Stella Artois I can do 30second burps

Loddrick and Gary_C - different ends of the scale there......

By the way, you need an assistant to hold the 2 sheets of paper down, otherwise it slides all over the place.

Tinners that is not a talent that's a condition! 🙂

I can admit when im wrong.

You can't do it with a paint brush in the left hand and a pen with the right, otherwise you can't get the pressure right. It has to be the same media. Pencils are best.
Not that there have been times in my life when I've had too much time on my hands, you understand.....

I can look at that 'unsupported' picture on the konnie huq thread without blinking 🙂

I can come on here and not get wound up by other peoples posts.

I can order, build, test ride and sell on a bike frame within a week . . . oh wait, that's not a talent it's a curse 😥

i can wiggle my ears independently of each other.

and raise each eyebrow in a spock-esque sign that my curiosity has been aroused.

and i'm very, very, good at minesweeper...

I'm not bad with a pair of nunchaku. Hardly a talent though, more a case of training a lot.

I'm not sure if I can do it now but I used to be able to take a punch in the stomach from anyone who fancied trying. Actually, I'm fairly confident I can't do it now. 😉

I think that's pretty cool tinners! have you read that book - drawing with the right side of your brain?

I can piss off countless people on at least 4 different forums simultaneously - without even trying.

I can piss [b]of[/b] countless people on at least 4 different forums simultaneously - without even trying.

I am hoping that [b]of[/b] is meant to be an [b]on[/b] rather than an [b]off[/b].

Fixed it, although I could manage option 2 also.

I can set my camera / flash up for any given situation without removing my eye from the viewfinder. Again - not so much a skill as lots of training.... I can also pick my nose, or touch the underside of my chin with my tongue.

I think I might be a bit sad.

I know how to mix a certain amount of a certain reddish blue into a certain amount of a certain amount of a blueish yellow to attain a certain type of blue, automatically.

jebus! my left side's only there for symmetry and holding-things-until-the-right-hand-needs-it (non-puerile).

But, I offer up "Autistic Spelling" (I like to think of it as "Japanese no-mind", but i can't remember which film/book/myth i've stolen it from.)Should someone ask how something's spelled, it's far quicker to roll my eyes back, go blank and rattle off whatever the brain dictates - it's pretty much always right. It's the only way I can do maths too, and though it's generally wrong, it's near enough that I can reverse engineer the real answer.

I've no idea how this special power will save the world, unless maybe one day the fate of humanity rests upon how many esses there are in "lose" (pointed look at the populous of the internet)

conversely, a blunderbuss approach to punctuation and disregard for capital letters does me fine (pre-emptive)

the conscious mind being the dullard part of the duo, i of course meant Ohs in Lose.

spasmic what? you could be the intellectual saviour of stw!

I can be a complete arsehole. How's that?

i didn't think Spasmic Tiny Cucumber would fit, Michael J Fox's Tiny Cucumber was the dream euphemism - iffy ethical territory though..

or moral. probably moral.

i can do a mean steven hawkins impression.

real useful.