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tonight i shall be surrounded by sexy young rock chicks dressed in school uniforms, i shall be drinking and mrsconsequence has told me my job is to locate the best boobs and go chat to them with the aim of introduce them to a friend who's coming along 🙂

on that note... any suggestions on what i could write on the short sleeved white shirt i shall be wearing to immitate a 'last day of school - everyone writing on it' thing?

who else is up to something sexy?


 
Posted : 02/09/2011 3:34 pm
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Stop pretending, everyone here knows you're just going to draw a cock.


 
Posted : 02/09/2011 3:36 pm
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So this is basically just a way to show off that you're going to SchoolDisco? I envy you, but couldn't you just put that in the thread title?!

As for me, I shall be leering at people on a transAtlantic flight, hiding under what Air Canada laughably call a 'blanket'. Ahhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhh


 
Posted : 02/09/2011 3:38 pm
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How about "IT'S ALL MY FAULT!"

Home, shoewer, then straight off out for beers and food with the girl who, wherever you go, will always be in possession of the best norks in the place. Happy days 😀


 
Posted : 02/09/2011 3:38 pm
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ohhh superbad style cock-art could be a plan! give me something to do whilst mrsconsequence is out riding teh bicycles in the woods

its a back-to-school themed night at a rock club, not a school disco... lots of tattooed young ladies in short skirts, knee-high socks and other such sexiness. i of course will not notice such things as boobs are the mission officially sanctioned by mrsconsequence, she's usually quicker at spotting boobs than i am nowadays.


 
Posted : 02/09/2011 3:38 pm
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I am home alone, so it is going to get very very sexy!


 
Posted : 02/09/2011 3:39 pm
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Some cold beer and a Thai green curry with Ms Lunge. Hopefully this will lead to something sexy.


 
Posted : 02/09/2011 3:39 pm
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Nicko - why not take your own?

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Posted : 02/09/2011 3:39 pm
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Yeah my missus is dressing up in her nurses outfit.

Shame shes working at the hospital though.


 
Posted : 02/09/2011 3:40 pm
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I'll be chopping a cucumber, does that count?


 
Posted : 02/09/2011 3:42 pm
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That reminds me, I forgot to replenish my stock of AA batteries 🙁


 
Posted : 02/09/2011 3:43 pm
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If you're going for that 'last day of school - everyone writing on it' thing, I believe the words 'GET IT HERE' are obligatory.


 
Posted : 02/09/2011 3:45 pm
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Off to see Skin I'm In, the new Almodovar film. Woo and indeed Hoo! 🙂


 
Posted : 02/09/2011 3:49 pm
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Got free tickets to a little festival called [url= http://www.lodestarfestival.com/ ]Lodestar[/url]. Not sure if i am going to go yet, as got some family trubs I might need to be around for.


 
Posted : 02/09/2011 3:54 pm
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i had a very artistic friend who drew on my shirt on the final day at school (some moons ago) a pretend badge on the shirt pocket, which was 3 cocks in a sort of fleur de lis arrangement, with the moto "Live long and Pork"

That was a winner, and i pulled...


 
Posted : 02/09/2011 4:03 pm
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Hopefully spending an evening on here to avoid yet another night with the outlaws.......

If I hadn't wrecked my back, I'd be out getting some extra riding in 👿


 
Posted : 02/09/2011 4:05 pm
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I am home alone, so it is going to get very very sexy!


Put some nailvarnish on Mrs Palm and her 5 lovely daughters, lie on your arm til it goes numb, and imagine the possibilities....
😯


 
Posted : 02/09/2011 4:13 pm
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I'll be chopping a cucumber

Sounds rude to me, but then nearly anything does....


 
Posted : 02/09/2011 4:18 pm