[Closed] An un-expected windfall.....

paypal gift to me and I will send you the secret to longer lasting sex

Would the shades be more useful for your eyes?

This sounds like a secret test that your about to fail. Find a £50 gift for her and then spend the rest on some shades. 8)

couple of prozzys?

hmmm...i'm worried by the fact this could be a trap now

I feel that shades are treated like the emperor's clothes, the markup on them is ridiculous. I'd get some basic Endura specs and then either update my tyres for the season or shave some weight with components.

Prozzys. (not really, the markup on them is ridiculous).

spend the left over 100 on something you'd both enjoy, everyone's a winner.

bonus points for chosing something that she's under the impression you dont enjoy (for manly reasons of whatever) and wording it as "i wanted to spend that money on you so..."

I reckon they would both enjoy longer lasting sex

you don't need to spend it you know, theres always the option to just keep hold of it until you need something or am i the only one who thinks like that?

P_L is talking crazy.

this is a test..

buy her a present or expect the type of subtle and excrutiating grief that only a scorned woman can conjure for at least the rest of the year..

PL... i thought the government wanted us to spend our way out this recession?!

anybody who "saves" is just lining the banks pockets, go out and spend your money on boobs like a good citizen.

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How old are you OP? This is an obvious opportunity for you to fail. If you don't spend that 100 on a decent gift or reasonable meal you're going to be single or deaf shortly.

Phil is obviously talking about a pipe and some crack.

ironically, it's a present for the wife to be, for our wedding day to go with her dress. wedding is on 29th April

start her a "boob account" - savings account for a boob job, open it up with the 100squid and explain she'll appreciate the gesture when she's having to roll them up to stop them getting caught in her belt 😆

come out on my work leaving do on the 28th April and spend it there...it'll be a big one so you might feel a little rough the next day. I'm sure that won't be a problem though.

PM me for details 😐

Speaking from a female point of view:

Its more about the effort rather than the value, the fact you've saved up to get her something is so nice. Its the effort [b]NOT[/b] the monetary value that makes your female want to see your wi**y 8)

10 gold Bagpuss stars for Matt

Defo a trap

I tend to take the longterm view on this type of decision. Yes, you could spend a hundred on yourself but you'd be better off spending a thousand.

Buy your wife some nice stuff as a surprise with the ton and start looking at what bikey stuff you really want that's in four figures.

Aim high

Just spend it on your girlfriend instead of your fiancee - everyones a winner 😛

I had the world's shortest windfall today.

Opened my utilities bill.

First piece of paper, electricity, "we owe you £124, which we'll pay into your account." Yay! \o/

Second piece of paper, gas, "you owe us £239 and we have amended your direct debit accordingly." Flaps.

Your first and critical mistake was admitting you had £100 left over. You should have said, what about that £40 trinket dear, thats MUCH nicer and goes with your skin better. Ok you've only got £80 to play with, but she feels valued, you feel good about yourself and have £80 to spank on whatever you like.
At a guess I'd say you were 27?
Foolish boy.

Meal out.

Win/win (assuming the meal is with you)

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100pounds worth of anne summers vouchers

did i mention she was pregnant? so that aint her priority

£100 worth of breast pads......you don't want to be seen with a leakytit'd woman even if she is your wife!

considering that she's preggers the booobjob bank account could be a good call too

or save the ton and use it so you can get a hotel for a night and get some rest once littlesuckingmatt comes along.

well littlesucklingmatt is already here, he is called Josh,,,,,this is secondlittlesuckingmatt..

At a guess I'd say you were 27?
Foolish boy.

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LOL!

female want to see your wi**y

10 gold Bagpuss stars for Matt

how many bagpuss stars do you need to collect for a willy watching session?

£100 ? Thats not a windfall, thats a bus fare for mr jhw on the thread about buying a house in london...

If you have a baby on the way why not use the left over money to buy something for it? Or both kids. If you haven't already you could open up two bank accounts and put £50 in each.

Or buy some summer tyres.

Hang on ........ you already have two children and you're only just getting married!?!?!

Spend the money on taking her out for a fancy meal or something.

Enjoy more riding (fnarr fnarr) as a result.

"but i had £120 ear marked for you"

<shakes head in dismay but is also reassured that there is someone who understands women less than me>

Lucas - Member

Hang on ........ you already have two children and you're only just getting married!?!?!