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Hostel and Flights are sorted, we're there for the August Bank Holiday weekend.

We've got the Mikes Bikes tour and a barge with "unlimited wine and beer" checked, any other ideas are welcome, what have you tried? What should we give a miss and what would we be daft to miss?!

Cheers


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 1:48 pm
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my mate has a great? story about getting the stag up on stage and having him pleasure? a lady with a dildo enhanced helmet


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 1:51 pm
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My mate was made to lie on his back with a "meat substitute" clenched between his teeth whilst a lady repeatedly lowered herself on to it with some vigour. However, his bite wasn't strong enough and she knocked it down his throat nearly choking him to death. Luckily she noticed that her victim was on the verge of passing out so she stopped.

Just imagine the s****ing at his funeral.

Happy days.


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 2:39 pm
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Take some tine out from your debauchery to appreciate what a superb city Amsterdam is outside of the squalid mess that is the red light district.

The Rijksmusem and Vondelpark both worth a trip. Hire bikes at MacBike and just bimble around town enjoying the views (Architecture and young ladies on bikes!)

There's a superb cafe in Nes, just off Dam Sqaure, that does the best food in town. Name escapes for now, but will try and remember.


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 2:42 pm
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Take some tine out from your debauchery to appreciate what a superb city Amsterdam is outside of the squalid mess that is the red light district.

Come on, it's a stag. Yes, Amsterdam is a beautiful city, but surely the sight-seeing is left till another visit?


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 2:46 pm
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Kimbers, I've been there:) Did he also see Batman - pretty weird


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 2:48 pm
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Brouwerij ‘t Ij is a good trip closes at 6 pm though so get their early and back in time for the banenbar


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 3:01 pm
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MF, yes, but on a long weekend, there's bound to be at least some time when you wouldn't feel obliged to be vomiting in to a dijk in the red light district! 😉

Best beer in the 'Dam is right here;
http://www.indewildeman.nl/indexe.html


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 3:07 pm
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some time when you wouldn't feel obliged to be vomiting in to a dijk in the red light district!

That would be the few short hours you find yourself in your bed/skip/underpass (delete as appropriate...)


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 3:15 pm