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....If I sell a C2W bike?
Its still within the 5 year period so technically I don't own it, but my HR dept has informed me (in writing) they don't intend to pass ownership to me until it's zero value.
Its been surpassed and it sitting in the shed all unloved, seems a waste really....
So if I sell it, and don't tell anyone, what'll happen?
You'll be eaten away inside by your own guilty conscience and end up throwing yourself off Beachy Head. Probably.
The owner location chip in the downtube will automatically be activated (unless you prove change of adress on form BS49269CTW) and you'll initially receive a written enquiry in the post. Failure to comply will end in a visit from RoboCop.
Can you hear that thwapping noise in the distance getting louder?...
and don't tell anyone
Well this is (ahem) reassuring.
Anyone know what happens if I sell and for some odd reason, Cyclescheme ask for thier bike back?
I had mine stolen and I'm guessing the thieving scumbag sold it on. He seems to have not gone to jail, the **** 👿