Just a very quick little post. Am off niteclubbing shortly, Aleigh is taking ages to put on her slap/adjust her frock/paint her nails along with the token binge-drinking.
So ... just wondering if any of you lovely people have any more ideas for our birthday ride which is only 8 weeks away 😯
We will happily bring cake and gratefully accept an invitation to a local hostelry. We will even let you sing to us 😉
OK good people we are all ears, or will be when we get back in the early hours!
i'm awful at singing (except in the bath)
Where are you based & how far do you want to travel?
Cwmcarn?
Hello snaps - we're Southern shandy drinkers and am happy to travel up to 3 hours from Wiltshire/Berkshire area. A weekend would be good. Where are you please?
Edge of Exmoor but nightlife ain't that special for you cockney gals!
Exmoor sounds good but Aleigh says she is most upset at being branded a cockney gal 😥
I, on the other hand, have bad Lundun Town habits 😉
Aleigh is taking ages to put on her slap/adjust her frock/paint her nails along
Be sure and tell her I think she looks lovely!
Well, she always looks lovely...
What?
I'm sure a few of us locals could stitch together a 20-25 mile ride with a cake stop half way round if you fancy it.
I have a few spare minutes before I start on the hair so thought I would say thank you Rudeboy for your kind words 😳
Your hair looks lovely too Aleigh!
It's my birthday next week!
Dunno what I'm doing yet. I suspect alcohol will play a part, however... 😀
Thanks snaps, that certainly sounds like an option!
Fred - you flatterer you! What day's your birthday then?
Hey Rudeboy, what's your birthday? mines next week as well...
Mine too ......
You look lovely too CG!!!
No way Psychle!
Mine is actually on the 29th Feb (!!!), but I celebrate on the 28th and the 1st March!
I don't officially have a birthday this year... 🙁
Where are you going, btw? Some nice club in Swindon?
28th of Feb for me... born in '77 so no leap year concerns for me 🙂
Psychle; we'll have to have a drink together, mate! I'll see you tomoz, anyway.
se senor... hasta manyana 🙂
We're off to Reading - woohoo 😆
Reading? Blimey. Sounds exciting...
Lock up yer sons!
[terrified mode]I'm staying in![/terrified mode] 😯
yeah lads, be afraid....be very afraid 😆
oh......c_g is a bit pished and says if you wish to discuss your birthday please start yer own thread 😉
All right then, we will!
(Has hissy fit; storms off in huff)
sorry 😳 c_g if I ain't working I'll come eat cake with you... always up for some riding and cake... 🙂
(Lamp like eyes peer out from under bed)
How many Lambrinis have youse done so far?
What do you mean Lambrini - I'm a vodka gal and c_g is a red wine lady. Her bottle's almost empty and she's gently staggering along in killer heels whilst moaning about riding her single speed 😆
Andy, you can come out now - we won't bite 😉
What do you mean Lambrini
what's suddenly wrong with Lambrini?
Like you care - you don't drink!
aleigh - Memberyeah lads, be afraid....be very afraid [:lol:]
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Like you care - you don't drink!
but if I chose to that's as good as anything, fruity and alcoholic :o)
and cheap 🙂
mr_krabbs, we do not look like that i have you know!
sfb - each to their own 😉
Aleigh, I am well aware that you 2 are a couple of cream crackers.
aleigh - Membermr_krabbs, we do not look like that i have you know!
I do hope you have their morals though.
The cream cracker rule will apply after we leave the niteclub to go to the casino looking to pick up some rich bankers (but you may replace the b with a w if you wish!) 😉 😆
Just popped out nervously with my camera, and managed to snap our perilous pair as they set off for downtown Reading.....
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is it actually them or the fat slags ? [s](pic not showing)[/s]
ah, ride of the Valkyries. Be afraid!
Its them SFB
well obviously that's not us as our chauffeur's just turned up!
enjoy your evening lads - bring on the birthday ride ideas 😆
LOL, aleigh and CG on the tare!! Have a good one ladies. Give'm hell.
Ali Please dont group me with SFB - oh the shame of it 🙄
think you should plan a weekend in wales to mark the happy event, lots of bikers drinking & chatting the night away in a muddy campsite near coed y brenin would do it
i'm up for a bit of swinley b'day mayhem. mine's coming up in a few weeks as well...
Any reports of mayhem in Reading, yet? Police sirens? Helicopters? Water canon deployed? Baton rounds?
aNyonee seen aLieghhh?? juSt got back fm casino and shes not Here. Me feeet are killin me me hed urts twoo
Hi girls, Bikey here. I did offer to show you ladies and any other hangers on around the Forest of Dean for the Weekend. The offer still stands but I may be away Bike Guiding in Greece by May. I will let you know if I have got the job. If so how do you fancy a long weekend riding some dry, dusty and sweet trails in Greece?
Matt
aleigh you doity stop out!
*Opens front door - sticks camera out; "snap!" - shuts and treble locks door again quickly*
Reading this morning:
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Oh dear.
Hope Aleigh's all right. 😯
Oh blimey, dont know what to do. Just had a call from aliegh and shes at Reading Services and lost her purse. STW is the place to ask everything so does anyone know whether theres a taxi rank there? She said she's wants a full english so would the taxi driver pay and put it on the meter
Ta folks and i need some more painkillers
She said she's wants a full english so would the taxi driver pay and put it on the meter
LOL!
She's ok, then!
Give her a cuddle for me.
X
[i]Reading Services[/i] on the M4?? Am just off to crowthorne, if she needs retrieving from somewhere?
Phew relief Ali is on her way back
Thanks Andy for the kind offer. We've just surfaced, still with hangovers, and just trying to remember what happened last night 😳
Fred - thanks for your kind words and concern.
No riding today 😥
Sounds like you both had a nasty visit from the Booze Monster, who came and stole your money and bashed you over the head! 😉
Best not to try to remember c_g!! 8)
Hi bikey!
We haven't forgotten your kind offer and as for the Greece invitation that is definitely something I'd be interested in! Keep me posted 😀
water trough (so Rudeboy can splash away whilst singing happy birthday to you both)
😯
So, did Aleigh get her fry-up then, or what?
Is reading a safe place to venture out, yet?
How did you end up at Reading Services anyway, Aleigh? Did you stagger there in a drunken haze? And how did you become separated? Was it a bit messy?
Oh dear.
RB; got a nice text from Aliegh admitting she was talking bollocks (for a change). Next time it shall fall on deaf ears, deaf ears I tell thee. [Slightly jealous]Sounds like a cracking night though[/slightly jealous].
How was the urban exploration then RB?
hi muddlepuddle, welcome to our world of madness 😆 where are you thinking?
don't listen to him rudeboy, he's just jealous cos he was stuck indoors with his cup of coco whilst watching ant n dec! 😆
i had a lovely breakfast and a great time last night. looking foward to more mayhem in may/june! woohoo!
Surely a birthday ride should be done in your birthday suit?
ummmmmm - NO!
No man is worthy of me riding in my birthday suit 😆
I have to be frank here - Aleigh really is a bad influence and I just end up going along with her suggestions for clubbing. I'm certainly no disco diva but I do like to "do my thang" on the dancefloor and apparently caused no end of embarrassment by my moves 😳 Just had too much vino really!
Hair of the dog time now though as there just happened to be another bottle of wine lying around with a corkscrew next to it, it was rude not to!
Thanks for the suggestions for our birthday ride but I don't do camping. I'm not a ruffty tuffty type of girlie so need a little B & B to recuperate, am quite fragile really (if anyone says differently, just ignore them).
Folk have been really nice with lots of ideas and offers, we're spoilt for choice now 😀
Fred - we may have been well-behaved or we may not, neither of us can remember what happened. Aleigh seemed to think that she could summon a taxi from the M4 motorway services but goodness knows how she ended up there. Think we got split up leaving the casino with a pair of hedgies 8)
😆 Aliegh how did you know, were you lurking outside the window then! 😆
Still my quiet night in meant 6 hours riding today. What a lovely day!
A thought for your BD weekend; how about a campsite outside minehead. Evening bbq, fire. Great riding on/around dunkery beacon and a bit of seaside as well. No nightclubs though 😕
EDIT: Just saw the no camping bit. Oops!
Might have been..... 😉
CG doesn't do camping - are there B&B's nearby? 😆
Might have been.....
A nice day because you missed it or you lurking outside (Arggghhh!)
now that would be telling!
I'm a classy kind of gal as the Southern Shandy Drinkers will tell you 😆
I've been to Rhayader and the bike shop! Walked part of the Monk's Trod in torrential rain - nice! The riding would be very tough around there.
Remember this boys?
Better watch out Aleigh and C_G are about 8)
Holy Thread resuscitation.
I see Rudeboy is totally blocked!
Well it is Christmas!!!
'He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boy!' 😛
Well good day ladies and how are we ? Fuzzy headed and ready to ride ?
Morning! CG and I have a bit of a dodgy hangover so we're going to chill for a bit, then have a massive fry up and will hit Swinley!
Sounds like a good day ahead .Just watch out for the ice !
Could I request a photo of CG?
Ice...what ice? 8)
Hora, I have my camera so I'll see what I can do!
Not in yer Vodka on the trails ! 😯
Are you having bacon ? Mmmmmmmm gert lush !
.Hora, I have my camera so I'll see what I can do!
Just sometimes. (or even just once), I do wish I didnt have such a dirty mind 🙁