MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
Why not have our own version of the current meme?
Just in case this totally backfires... "I was only joking anyway"
"Which tyres for...."
"Will I die?"
FFS!!!
Own with bombers
I still don't understand what it means.
racist!!
[i]I still don't understand what it means. [/i]
Man wakes to find intruder in house nearest solid item appears to be a set of Marzocchi forks.
Takes forks downstairs and confronts intruder.
Intruder flees.
Man posts on stw claiming 'I owned him with a set of Bombers"
(owned in the context of 'beat/assailed/overcame' rather than 'gave him £5 for')
I call troll...
thanks wwaswas, never really thought about it till just now LOL
I still think the bloke who was woken by his wife asking why he'd wee'd in his shoes and all over the bottom of the wardrobewhen he came home rat-arsed the night before was the best 'subconcious acting out what I had read' thing I've seen on here.
"not up for a big one , I had a bottle of wine last night"
"how many trail centres have you ridden?"
"I'm thinking of going rigid singlespeed"
"full suss is just a skill compensator"
"steel is real"
Is the original 'bombers' thread still about? Its absolutely bloody hilarious!
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"yeah, I don't like riding trail centres"
"until the kids came along I could see my abs"
Is the original 'bombers' thread still about? Its absolutely bloody hilarious!
I think it was caught in the hack but it may just be possible to get a hold of it.
lawn/patio needs weeding
Is ice cream/chips/maccyD allowed on the idave diet
"Please can someone please email me a copy of this iDave diet"
"Could be a childs face next time"
"Cotic Soul"
"you need to go on a skills course"
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"Help me, I am useless and cant make decisions on my own"
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Beautiful TJ
"I get banned all the time"
Probably a stupid question...
I have a Five
Which anti-depressants to you take?
couple for the oldies
wee in his shoes
conti vert pros
Where to stay in Afan.?
[s]"I was only joking anyway"[/s] Edinburgh defence
FTFY (SWIDT)
"he's actually a really nice bloke in real-life"
Sorry, had to be done
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"i need a full suspension to ride that"
I love that coffeeking. 🙂
mostly just this...
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"I'll out the kettle on..."
"Biscuit?"
"What is wrong with my [insert body part]"
"My new [insert latest gadget] isn't working properly."
"PSA - discounted [something you don't really need]"
"Look at my new wood store."
Phew. Only two ways that could have gone 😀
What lights for under £100
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I still wet the bed
My mistake, you're perfectly correct on that score.
Why did my seat post fail where I centre punched it?
er, davidjones - you do realise this is supposed to be a thread about things STWers say?
PSA .........
PSA ............
PSA ..............
My particular favourite was, essentially:
What bag for putting things in?
big hitters don't just quote facts. They quote ABSOLUTE facts.
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more recently, but destined to be a classic - "pre madonnas"
picolax
roadies= dark side
banging back doors= banning
"I don't know what I'm talking about but I'm going to give you my opinion anyway and if you don't agree that's just because you're stupid and I'm right"
Oh aye, you can't bang back doors any more 😕
er, davidjones - you do realise this is supposed to be a thread about things STWers say?
My mistake, you're perfectly correct on that score. My apologies.
"my opinion" = FACT
AWESOME
"(insert as appropriate) content"
How much is my (insert old crap bike name) worth?
Took the steed out
Anybody seen a vid about a bloke getting knocked off a bike by a...
You'll never believe this, but...
Could a plane take-off if it was on a.....
Carbon fibre is......
I never said that, re-read my post.
Is XTR worth the extra?
Why should I go tubeless?
bell-endery
"i'm going to the Lakes ,Whinlatter or Grizedale?"
"Talk to me about......" ffs its an internet forum!
Where I live is great for biking as there are loads of trail centres within a three and a half hour drive.
fin de cloche
Over biked.
What happened to the other thread?
"What happened to Elf?"
I'm always right.
My mistake, you're perfectly correct on that score. My apologies
No, that's not something you'd expect to see on here
Gay muslamic swans. They can break your arm
Which handheld, niche, organic coffee-maker for under £500?
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"Has anyone got a Mint Sauce Keyring I could borrow"
" Has anyone received their Mint Sauce Keyrings yet?"
"is this racist"
"There is proper mountain biking in the South East"
Some of my best friends are...... but.........
"I just use the roadbike for training... I don't enjoy it"
yossarian - Member
What happened to the other thread?
closed within minutes
Show me your photo's of .....
Jedi is amazing
Recommend me .....
Isn't this a mountain bike forum
poor grammar 1/10
MTFU
buy an android/iphone
" Last Nights Top Gear "