[url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10519318.stm ]Waste Of Oxygen ??[/url]
He has boiled my piss ever since trying to justify his disgraceful behaviour with "Lets Go Outside". Anyone else sick of the twunt ??
He isn't very good at driving, certainly. 🙂
Are you a homophobe?
Can't say he bothers me that much.
trying to justify his disgraceful behaviour
Wasn't he just cottaging? Hardly disgraceful.
That said, he does seem to be a c0ck for having accidents in his car or just falling asleep - certainly sounds like DUI of something...
I liked Don't let the sun go down on me. That is all.
IMO the death penalty for being annoying is excessive 🙁
What's it like in China Senor Bandito?
He has boiled my piss ever since trying to justify his disgraceful behaviour.
Someone's in denial.
IMO the death penalty for being annoying is excessive
always defending your corner arent you SFB....
That was my first though too KT - like the boy who teases the girl he secretly fancies...
I took the opposite view there, when he was caught cottaging he didnt deny it or make excuses- he made a video about it. I gained respect for him there.
He should probably make more use of taxis tho, i'll give you that.
Are you a homophobe?
Unlikely with the name berm bandit, especially if he has a French accent.
I took the opposite view there, when he was caught cottaging he didnt deny it or make excuses- he made a video about it. I gained respect for him there.
The good people of Hampstead must be looking forward to his new cover version of the Beatles' "Baby you can drive my car"...
Rickos - maybe he's a homophone then?
[i]He has boiled my piss ever since trying to justify his disgraceful behaviour with "Lets Go Outside". Anyone else sick of the twunt ??[/i]
Not really, but then again I don't have a google alert set up for him.
"berm bandit" - Freudian slip showing, there...
simonfbarnes:
IMO the death penalty for being annoying is excessive
Indeed. You wouldn't stand a chance Simon 8)
Lots of drink drivers crash cars every day, why you picking on him? Is it because your following the media hype?
He's not had any publicity for a while, crashing your car is probably easier than writing a song. I'm guessing.
Less than luke-warm piss here I'm afraid
I've no idea what George Michaels got nicked for. However, of course cottaging is not good behaviour. It's soliciting sex with strangers who aren't neccessarily interested, in a context that doesn't imply that they're interested.
The heterosexual equivalent would be to walk down the street asking every girl you liked if she wanted a quick knee trembler. It's simply not done.
I've no problem with people having casual sex if that's their thing, but it isn't right to do it, or arrange it, in public places.
Looks like Berm Bandit is being shot down in flames here, is this thread going in for the pwned of the week on friday?
toys19 - Member
Looks like Berm Bandit is being shot down in flames here, is this thread going in for the pwned of the week on friday?
It would not be STW unless at least once a week there was a thread which went:
1) OP states opinion they believe to be held by the majority of STW.
2) It isn't.
3) OP either gets narky and defensive or abandons thread never to return.
4) Repeat.
To be fair the Op hasn't replied yet, probably too busy on Gaydar.
or Grindr
Stoner - Memberor Grindr
Wow there's even an ap for gay sex!
"berm bandit" - Freudian slip showing, there...
Inspecteur Clouseau accent 🙂
I'm really not bothered about him as a song writer or performer, but he really needs to get a driver or use taxis more often.
Live and let live I say.
tron - Member
I've no idea what George Michaels got nicked for. However, of course cottaging is not good behaviour. It's soliciting sex with strangers who aren't neccessarily interested, in a context that doesn't imply that they're interested.
If I remember right, a policeman solicited him in a public toilet, then nicked him when he responded, which isn't really sporting.
BB probably hasn't replied cos he's working in China atm and he's probably been censored by Google!
I'm with tron really, if people want to shag complete strangers that's up to them but keep it to yourselves.
Oh I know you city types are more permissive and all that but it is quite unpleasant.
Are you a homophobe?
No not at all, but they shouldn't be allowed to drive cars.
I was once propositioned by a chap in a public lavatory. I was mildly flattered at the time. I'd hate to think he was actually a policeman.
Do we suppose berm bandit has a minkey?
[i]I'd hate to think he was actually a policeman.[/i]
I find the whole 'uniform' thing a bit of a giveaway...
Oh I know you city types are more permissive and all that but it is quite unpleasant.
the only animals available are too small 🙁
nickc - MemberI find the whole 'uniform' thing a bit of a [s]giveaway[/s] turn on...
Fixed that for you 😉
I [i]think[/i] Simon just suggested that gay men only have sexual intercourse with one another because doing it with rats, pigeons and urban foxes doesn't work from a mechanical point of view. 😯 😀
who doesn't clubber... 😉
doing it with rats, pigeons and urban foxes doesn't work from a mechanical point of view.
I give you: Gaffer Tape
I think Simon just suggested that gay men only have sexual intercourse with one another because doing it with rats, pigeons and urban foxes doesn't work from a mechanical point of view
I was rather implying that countryfolk* of either persuasion were partial to it...
* or I suppose anyone else desperate for lurve!
I was rather implying that countryfolk* of either persuasion were partial to it...
Sweeping generalisation methinks! 🙂
I suppose the urban comparison is cruising pet shops on the off chance a hamster wants a quick shag! 😉
Dont care /No interest in his music or his sexuality but he does need to have his licence removed as clearly he is a danger to the general public when he drives a car.
BigDummy - MemberI was once propositioned by a chap in a public lavatory.
Me too, well he showed me his cock and smiled.
Freindly chap.
Me too, well he showed me his cock and smiled.
it's like a man's penis only smaller
Put him on Top Gear.
He can drive as fast as he wants and flirt with Clarkson later. It worked for [url=
Young[/url] 😆
Sweeping generalisation methinks!
completely unfounded I should think, but that never stops me 🙂
The good news for STWers is that, according to the Observer magazine on Sunday, there will be a hetero "Grindr" app available by the end of 2010. We should all sign up to the current Grindr with our STW usernames, with a photo of ourselves wearing chaps and stetsons...in the meantime, like 🙂
[i]The heterosexual equivalent would be to walk down the street asking every girl you liked if she wanted a quick knee trembler. It's simply not done.[/i]
Well apart from Cardiff city on a friday night 🙂
Don't listen to the politically correct liberal elite on here Berm Bandit.
The vile drug-crazed pervert makes me gag with rage and disgust.
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A bullet/broom-handle/red-hot poker/whatever, up his jacksie, would put an end to his sick perverted drug-filled life........ [i]and[/i] save precious oxygen for decent folk to breathe.
The heterosexual equivalent would be to walk down the street asking every girl you liked if she wanted a quick knee trembler.
eventually someone says yes and you've scored!
I think Simon just suggested that gay men only have sexual intercourse with one another because doing it with rats, pigeons and urban foxes doesn't work from a mechanical point of view
I was rather implying that countryfolk* of either persuasion were partial to it...
* or I suppose anyone else desperate for lurve!
Just goes to show that SfB has very little actual contact with people who actually [i]live[/i] in the country. I think it's towney types who can't find anything bigger than a fox that won't bite who go looking for a little 'farmyard fun'.
Just goes to show that SfB has very little actual contact with people who actually live in the country
You're labouring under the apprehension that I would allow fact to cloud my creative impulse 🙂 However one might expect propinquity to count for something...
I might if I knew what it meant 🙂
He looked ok in Eli Stone!
I think it's towney types who can't find anything bigger than a fox that won't bite who go looking for a little 'farmyard fun'.
I think you'll find [i]that[/i] is what SFB was suggesting ......... the poor availability of farmyard animals in towns, is driving men to hang around public lavatories instead.
Although quite why a man who feels a strong urge to have sex with, say a pig, should decide instead to hang around the gents in the hope of shagging some random bloke, I'm not entirely sure 😕
Still, whilst Simon's contributions are rarely constructive, they do provide him with an opportunity to impress everyone with his [i]huge[/i] arsenal of obscure words.
I like George Michael he is rather entertaining. Although all that pretending to be straight during the Wham! years was a bit tedious and not very convincing.
His stand with Sony was quite corageous too.
Drink driving very uncool tho, it has to be said.
they do provide him with an opportunity to impress everyone with his huge arsenal of obscure words.
it's a rarely known language called [b]English[/b] kiddo. As it happens I usually retain any words I read, particularly if I know what they mean, and then I use them 🙂
FYI I don't think much of a useful contribution [b]could[/b] be made to this thread...
propinquity is a perfectly cromulent word 🙂
Whether or not he has sex with country people, I think George looks more "engaged" with his surroundings in the OP's link than mere alcohol would allow
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my money's on nutmeg, or maybe the stringy bit off bananas
propinquity is a perfectly [b]cromulent[/b] word
great new word :o)
George Michael is really not worth worrying about -so a slightly faded gay popstar is a bit of an idiot. can we have some news?
I find Jordan and her ilk far more annoying famous for what exactly? That and Popstars with no talent such as Cheryl Cole. And peaches Geldorf FFS.
At least George Michael wrote some good songs
great new word :o)
How about "phuckeridoo" ......... have you ever heard that word before ? As in "much [i]phuckeridoo[/i] about [i]phuckawl[/i]". Actually there's [i]two[/i] words there daddio, which you might not have heard before - two [i]great[/i] words. Not sure where I picked them up from.......reading something by Shakespeare I think.
I rather like the idea of a once great pop star begging for sex in toilets. Wish he'd get a taxi when he's had a smoke though.
I think he's a really fantastic singer and songwriter. He wrote Careless Whisper when he was 16, you know. I think I own 2 or 3 albums.
However, he's a selfish fkcuknuckle when it comes to driving when impaired (especially when he can easily afford to take a cab/driver home) and for that he deserves a kicking. I also suspect that you have to have a certain amount of cruelty or cold-heartedness to be in a one-sided open relationship but Kenny Whathisname is a grown-up so...
reading something by Shakespeare I think.
yeah, "Wevver tis nobbler in the fackin mind to saffer
The fackin slings and bleedin arrows of outrageous fackin fortune darlin
Ower to take a fackin great shootah and blow the bladdy dowers orf innit?" etc
Hi from China.
Just to let you know that I'm not hiding.
Cottaging is generally the act of going to a known rendezvous such as a public toilet and engaging in sexual acts with a total stranger or even group of strangers. I happen to know becuase as a student I worked for a number of years in a gay pub. The practice is often frowned upon by gay men, as it does encourage a very negative reaction toward gay men in the straight community. Not to mention the fact that it has also led to a wholesale destruction of public toilets across the country. Think about it, how often do you see public places where the loo has gone? There is a reason.
Personally, I find GM particularly distasteful, due to his arrogance and failure to recognise that he has serious mental problems. However, I do also therefore recognise by that token that he is in trouble and in need of help. Just wondered whether anyone else might pick up on that fact..... apparently not and find it more progressive to stick the boot in and pick holes in the OP. Hurrah for the STW massif.
Anyway, currently enroute to find new and better places to get the shirt in a photo for the club shirt on tour thread elsewhere.
BB
PS: Met my first two openly gay men in Shanghai yesterday. Very funny guys wearing make-up and lip stick and holding hands in a shopping mall. Strong statement in a country where until recently that would have led to severe retribution. Now that I do admire!
I may or may not have had cause to intervene in a fracas in/at/on the Russell Sq superloo with GM a few years back, quite a few actually now. Long story. 😯
It's simply not done.
Well when is the last time you got out of your flat?
Personally, I find GM particularly distasteful, due to his arrogance and failure to recognise that he has serious mental problems
That's an odeous bridge-dwelling.. goat-eating statement shirley!?
I dunno about George being very mental... and to be honest I don't pay him very much attention.. or any other celebrity for that matter.. (paying attention to celebrities being a serious form of mental deficiency IMO)..
The guy shouldn't have a driving licence that much is for sure.. but the rest? Well he's just a daft old queen who likes his drugs and booze and walking on the wild side isn't he..?
I don't really think that makes him mentally ill.. Unless non-conformity and enjoying the thrills of the seedier side of life has become a mental illness again? That sort of attitude harks back to a much darker world and would be a very sad thing indeed..
Not to mention the fact that it has also led to a wholesale destruction of public toilets across the country.
Really? Someone is having a lot rougher sex than me, then!!
Just wondered whether anyone else might pick up on that fact..... apparently not and find it more progressive to stick the boot in and pick holes in the OP. Hurrah for the STW massif.
Indeed Hurrah for us, your post was highly opinionated and bordering on homophobic, you in the wrong place if you think people are going to side with you.
Cottaging is generally the act of going to a known rendezvous such as a public toilet and engaging in sexual acts with a total stranger or even group of strangers. I happen to know becuase as a student I worked for a number of years in a gay pub
No shit sherlock.
Now im no expert on cottaging but I know where the local spot is, just like I know where the local dogging spot is. I avoid them both but I wouldnt stop other consenting adults from participating. Everyone needs a hobby.
I avoid them both but I wouldnt stop other consenting adults from participating. Everyone needs a hobby.
I think the problem arises when people who don't know about these local spots find themselves witnessing something they have a pretty clear right not to experience in a public place - whether that be Mrs Middle-class Suberbia being splattered by a circle of men or two (or more) gay men enjoying each other.
I must lead a sheltered life because I have never come across ( 😉 ) either.
Just wondered whether anyone else might pick up on that fact..... apparently not and find it more progressive to stick the boot in and pick holes in the OP. Hurrah for the STW massif.
Who is George Michael again ? I don't know about progressive but it's more fun taking you to task than slagging off absent 3rd parties :o)
Drink driving very uncool tho, it has to be said.
Though to be fair he never gets far does he.
Thats a fair point MF, but you focus on the gay scenario in your reply, its the almost unconcious view that its worse if its two men that I find disturbing. Why not have designated, publicised areas for this type of thing, then no-one would come across it unawares.
Some people dont want to see bikers flying through the woods, doesn't mean its wrong
Thats a fair point MF, but you focus on the gay scenario in your reply, its the almost unconcious view that its worse if its two men that I find disturbing. Why not have designated, publicised areas for this type of thing, then no-one would come across it unawares
That's agood idea, you could drop leaflets off and everything. Perhaps even organise open days.
....and find it more progressive to stick the boot in and pick holes in the OP. Hurrah for the STW massif.
It would not be STW unless at least once a week there was a thread which went:1) OP states opinion they believe to be held by the majority of STW.
2) It isn't.
3a)[b] OP either gets narky and defensive[/b] or 3b) abandons thread never to return.
3a it is.
Thats a fair point MF, but you focus on the gay scenario in your reply,
I didn't focus on the gay scenario at all, I gave two examples, one straight, one gay.
whether that be Mrs Middle-class Suberbia being splattered by a circle of men or two (or more) gay men enjoying each other.
I was just making the point that either gay or straight, it shouldn't be accepted behaviour in a public place.
EDIT: And used the dogging and cottaging type examples to illustrate my point.
to the OP, there are people having more fun than you, in ways that you may not choose, but either way, no need for envy and hate, just accept that you haven't much going on in your life and either change it or be submissive and seeth within your IKEA lounge - let us know how you get on