Cheese on toast with Worcester sauce I reckon
My wifes bottom.
My Daughters smile.
his wife has got a very nice bottom....
sunsets, properly good deep red sky glowing sunsets...
and sex
Converstations with a 2 year old.
CAKE!
*awaits "surf-matt" post*
Beetroot
Piccalilli
Carnation Milk
Cornbeef Ash
I'm a simple soul me. Simple to satisfy 😀
Satisfaction!
Mrs Grips, and baby Grips for joint first. Except Mrs Grips is potty trained so she probably edges it.
The solution that stops all the neighbourhood cats from shitting all over my slate front garden.
The unmistakeable feeling that everything is in it's right place.
Yeti - just lurk in the bushes, wearing your best suede bu**ing outfit and hissing like an enraged gosling. That'll learn 'em!
My 7 month old daughter laughing, closely followed by my girlfriends derriere, its awesome, then me because i am awesome too.
barnslymitch - Been there, done that, spent the night in the cell. My suede jacket is good but it doesn't seem to be 'the best thing ever' in this instance.
You just need to work on your hissing a bit more.
Surf Mat
Ahh, I think it was the other part of my snake impression that landed me in trouble before.
Gold plated Sodastream
That bit when your [s]stalking[/s] dating a lady, and you know its going well but you havent sealed the deal yet
Actually..... with all this talk of bottoms, I'm going to revise my assessment. My beloved's bum is the best thing in the world ever. Even better than cheese on toast. And praise comes no higher than that!
Beans on toast with a good pint after a long, wet and exhausting ride for which you forgot to pack any food, I reckon. In front of a fire. Surrounded by dancing girls. Or something.
Being self employed i love recieving payment off a satisfied customer for my work 😉
And chrome lugs on a retro road bike.
And a lovely cup of tea.
And listening to heavy rain outside whilst in bed.
Raleigh Activators.
Err Binners. You agree not to talk about my body online.
To see a child wearing CChristian Louboutin loafers....
'Best suede bumming outfit'?
Like, WTF? No seriously WTF??? 😯
Cant do the linky thing, but I'm pretty sure it happened. Then again, it could all have been a lovely dream. Yeti, dammit sir, explain yourself!
mmmm heavy rain outside when you're extra comfortable in a warm bed with a loved one... watching something you both enjoy. excellent 
But how can you have a specific suede bumming outfit? And to say 'best' suggests the ownership of more than one such outfit.
An outfit specifically for the purpose of bumming (I don't wish to know what). In suede.
Wronger than wrong.
psylocibin
Almost pee'd my pants laughing so hard... 😉 (Nothing's the same after having kids.)... Except Mrs Grips is potty trained so she probably edges it.
Sorry Hora. I know you say you're offended by me viewing you merely as a sex object. You love it really though
Tan suede, my man, tan suede! You should see the Louboutin studded number!
Elfin you're new here aren't you?
I am merely a figment of DezB's imagination.
Lagavulin 16yr old
The first day of summer.
Mum's Sunday Lunch
Mt ex-girlfriend's breasts liberally coated with butterscotch flavour Angel Delight.
16yr old
😯
psylocibin
Nearly that time of year.
Me
Yes, but do you own a tan suede jacket? With tassels?
whoah there mitch, it doesn't have tassels, that's your imagination running wild!
Once had a "show us your wife's bum" competition on another forum (clothed of course) which culminated in the "Rear of the Year Award" first prize was dinner at a members restaurant.
water
Yeti - I thought it did. My imagination is pretty wild though, it has to be said.
Today
Picking my phone up in work this morning and hearing 26month old baby Rosie say "ello Daddy"
A few years ago...
2 foot of fresh snow over night followed by a blue bird morning and that moment you take, for only a few seconds, after you've double tightened your bindings and are just about to drop into a perfect powder field.
the best thing ever? - a Spitfire in flight.
what's better than a spitfire? - 2 Spitfires in flight.
etc.
barnslymitch - if it did have maybe the cats wouldn't be doing the doo on my front garden and therefore it would be 'the best thing ever'.
See? I knew it would make sense eventually.
a really big dump
that leaves you feeling thoroughly emptied yet fulfilled
Marijuana
drop into a perfect powder field
agree, gotta be up there ...
*notwithstanding wife, kids, the bleedin' obvious etc
the best thing ever? - a Spitfire in flight
A Mclaren-Mercedes SLR nailing it past you at 'full chat'...
I think a footie player has one of these in Manchester. Jeeez I almost lost fainted.
Just say no!
Skinning into an area with my girlfriend, who has best bum, then dropping into 900m of Heaven with my girl.
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some git on a snowboard is trashing the gaff ...
Just say no!
er, that should be "Just say no thankyou"
red soled shoes
The internet
Pompously correcting the grammar or spelling of others ...
Schweiz - Member
The unmistakeable feeling that everything is in it's right place.
Oh! the irony.
lamp
Barnsley mitch's wifes bottom.
meh, just girls bottoms in general.
they really are quite excellent (with the odd exception i conceed)
£4 grip tape from CRC?
Prozac.
My wife. All of her*.
(*This does not infer that she's a huge biatch)
And a good fillet steak.
sorry to be so base but it's got to be world class sex*
*as opposed to just sex, there's lots of things better than sex.
Elfin you're new here aren't you?
Yes. And quite innocent.
What?
Whilst going through relative agony (wisdom tooth extraction/trainee dentist). I had a 3 way awesome mix up going on in my head to cancel out the pain! Which if you could mix all these things at once it would indeed be the best thing ever...
Riding some narrow single track during a sunset
Spooning
A cold beer after a hard days work
Yes.
Ahh so you probably weren't around for dezB's dream sequence.
And quite innocent.
And nor would you have been interested in it then.
Although actually it was an innocent dream, but barnsleymitch seems to [s]think[/s] hope otherwise...
smack, but the problem is, it's a bit [i]too [/i]good.
Jaffa cakes and my wifes 7 month pregnancy belly, and 4d scans of said baby
Nowadays, when I ride great trails or climb some mountain, I tend to think that this is the way life should be, so I just feel contentedly normal. Then I get depressed when back at work...
Your first E.
If you want to do the arse off, as I'm presently single I can be the impartial adjudicator. Mail in profile for pics
Elfin you're new here aren't you?
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Chan Marshall of Cat Power.
smack, but the problem is, it's a bit too good
very more-ish
Good God Almighty Harry The Spider; what on Earth is [i]that[/i]? 😯
Ooh it's horrible. Why did you have to do that? Nasty. 😥
Ooh, it's turned me stomach that has. Put me right off me dinner. Curdled the milk in me fridge...
Please, please remove it, while there's still time. For the sake of Humanity.
Chan Marshall of Cat Power
Hello 🙂
Elfin - don't worry he's gone now.
The forum is a better place without him in the eyes of many. His departure has left room for good people like yourself to join in the fun.
Well he looks like a thoroughly nasty character. I can only feel lucky that he was gone before I joined this forum.
No need for it is there?