Today
Picking my phone up in work this morning and hearing 26month old baby Rosie say "ello Daddy"
A few years ago...
2 foot of fresh snow over night followed by a blue bird morning and that moment you take, for only a few seconds, after you've double tightened your bindings and are just about to drop into a perfect powder field.
the best thing ever? - a Spitfire in flight.
what's better than a spitfire? - 2 Spitfires in flight.
etc.
barnslymitch - if it did have maybe the cats wouldn't be doing the doo on my front garden and therefore it would be 'the best thing ever'.
See? I knew it would make sense eventually.
a really big dump
that leaves you feeling thoroughly emptied yet fulfilled
Marijuana
drop into a perfect powder field
agree, gotta be up there ...
*notwithstanding wife, kids, the bleedin' obvious etc
the best thing ever? - a Spitfire in flight
A Mclaren-Mercedes SLR nailing it past you at 'full chat'...
I think a footie player has one of these in Manchester. Jeeez I almost lost fainted.
Just say no!
Skinning into an area with my girlfriend, who has best bum, then dropping into 900m of Heaven with my girl.
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some git on a snowboard is trashing the gaff ...
Just say no!
er, that should be "Just say no thankyou"
red soled shoes
The internet
Pompously correcting the grammar or spelling of others ...
Schweiz - Member
The unmistakeable feeling that everything is in it's right place.
Oh! the irony.
lamp
Barnsley mitch's wifes bottom.
meh, just girls bottoms in general.
they really are quite excellent (with the odd exception i conceed)
£4 grip tape from CRC?
Prozac.
My wife. All of her*.
(*This does not infer that she's a huge biatch)
And a good fillet steak.
sorry to be so base but it's got to be world class sex*
*as opposed to just sex, there's lots of things better than sex.
Elfin you're new here aren't you?
Yes. And quite innocent.
What?
Whilst going through relative agony (wisdom tooth extraction/trainee dentist). I had a 3 way awesome mix up going on in my head to cancel out the pain! Which if you could mix all these things at once it would indeed be the best thing ever...
Riding some narrow single track during a sunset
Spooning
A cold beer after a hard days work
Yes.
Ahh so you probably weren't around for dezB's dream sequence.
And quite innocent.
And nor would you have been interested in it then.
Although actually it was an innocent dream, but barnsleymitch seems to [s]think[/s] hope otherwise...
smack, but the problem is, it's a bit [i]too [/i]good.
Jaffa cakes and my wifes 7 month pregnancy belly, and 4d scans of said baby
Nowadays, when I ride great trails or climb some mountain, I tend to think that this is the way life should be, so I just feel contentedly normal. Then I get depressed when back at work...
Your first E.
If you want to do the arse off, as I'm presently single I can be the impartial adjudicator. Mail in profile for pics
Elfin you're new here aren't you?
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Chan Marshall of Cat Power.
smack, but the problem is, it's a bit too good
very more-ish
Good God Almighty Harry The Spider; what on Earth is [i]that[/i]? 😯
Ooh it's horrible. Why did you have to do that? Nasty. 😥
Ooh, it's turned me stomach that has. Put me right off me dinner. Curdled the milk in me fridge...
Please, please remove it, while there's still time. For the sake of Humanity.
Chan Marshall of Cat Power
Hello 🙂
Elfin - don't worry he's gone now.
The forum is a better place without him in the eyes of many. His departure has left room for good people like yourself to join in the fun.
Well he looks like a thoroughly nasty character. I can only feel lucky that he was gone before I joined this forum.
No need for it is there?
Free high quality pornography
It's nice to see so many men appreciate of the feature that a lot of woman hate the most! I hope you tell them...
For me I think that feeling when you're just concentrating on whatever you're doing (when it's fun) and you've forgotten all about work or what is bothering you.
and 4d scans of said baby
As an aside, congratulations on said baby but what does 4d mean? a video`?
Elfin - that Fred was a thoroughly bad man, coming on here upsetting people with his lefty liberal stance. I for one hope he gets run over by a bus. Or bummed off a tramp, I cant quite make my mind up.
bummed off a tramp
There you go again!
Ooh he seems utterly unpleasant, and not someone you'd want on here. Totally unlike me.
bummed off a tramp
[i]Bummed off a tramp[/i]? Would said tramp have on a special suede bumming outfit? 😯
Free high quality pornography
You know, apart from the sanctimonious holy-than-thou's amongst us who say Porn is wrong.. this is actually good. Free, abundant online porn is brilliant.
Thank you internet.
Up yours organised Religious ****s 🙂
Look, I'm not a tramp! Alright?!
Free, abundant online porn is brilliant.
Wrong.
But the free paper stuff found under bushes in the park when you were 10 on the other hand...
Did you bum that nasty Talkemada person? Is that why he was so nasty? Not surprising really. I mean, being bummed by a suede bumming suit wearing tramp would be enough to turn anyone nasty, I'd imagine.
"You know, apart from the sanctimonious holy-than-thou's amongst us who say Porn is wrong"
Who exactly says that then hora? I am (for want of a better description) 'religious', and I love a bit of frankie vaughan. PS yeti, the 'bummed off a tramp' thing wasnt, for once, aimed at you.
