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'Dundee couple in court for stealing a sex toy and custard creams'
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What no irn-bru? The guys clearly no gent with the ginger!
otherwise a class night out in Dundee
Wtaf
Is there a market for second hand sex toys?
Is there a market for second hand sex toys?
Depends whether used, and by whom.
Standard night out in Dundee by the sounds of it...
Is there a market for second hand sex toys?
A charge of reset = receiving stolen goods? First time I've happened across this phrase.
Is there a market for second hand sex toys?
A friend of mine says there definitely is. *ahem*
receiving stolen goods
Define 'receiving'.... 😲
receiving swollen goods
a bottle of perfume and a clock.
I had to read that twice before I realised it said 'clock'.
A charge of reset = receiving stolen goods? First time I’ve happened across this phrase.
Its what its called in scots law.
When I lived in Dundee as a lad, there was none of this sex toy nonsense.
We had Dundonian quines instead.
And the best putdown I've ever heard "If paa'er waz waa'er, ye'd drip"*
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*If patter was water (tried to type it as it sounded)
As an ex Dundee boy, all I can say is that they must be debauched ferry punters. Foreplay here is putting your kebab on a dry part of the bus shelter floor.