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What's it like? being you?
One sentence answers please. Go!
Better than the alternative
Lucky, happy and rotund.
tiring
I find you tiring too Charlie.
Being me is AWESOME.
Excellent answer iDave 🙂
Normal
It could be worse, I could be someone I don't like.
On the whole dry and sunny with some overcast days.
easy
Could be better, I am someone I don't like.
Fantastic, I am happy and lucky, even when I am struck down by man-flu and/or madly busy (such as right now).
Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN! 😀
Pretty weird at times.
Hard work on occasion but a hell of a lot better than it was before!!!
Rachel
Good enough not much I would change other than being 15 years younger
Slightly moist with occasional crusty bits.
Sunny, with a chance of squally showers.
Awesome!
Happy, boring and just the way I likes it.
Within the realms of mediocre, I sit happily right on top of the bell shaped curve.
you really don't want to know.
Moist
Sick to the power of rad.
[s]awesome[/s],[s]brilliant[/s],[s]great[/s],[s]above average[/s].....
Totally and utterly normal. 🙂
Not like being Surf Mat
Well today, it was a bit scary, especially the bit where I was informed by one of the patients that he had arranged for the CIA to torture and kill me, then he was going to do unmentionable and possibly illegal stuff with my remains.
Yeah, sorry about that mitch.
Just another day at the office yeti, but please, not the face. NOT MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
Smooth.
Still don't know why you wouldn't let me watch Ceebeebies though 😕
marginally worse than yesterday.
Because it makes you pant like a dog yeti. A dirty dirty dog!
Its not a child's face is it Mitch?
Serene.
However I ought to be stressed but I simply can't be bothered.
Hobbity metal geekery, shunned on a daily basis. SHUNNED!
similar to mitch... but i came into work wearing my kntted anti-torture suit 
It could be binners, and that's the thing we all need to be aware of ❗
I think it may well have been my embroidered therapy tabard that set him off phil...
Taking the rough with the smooth.
Mleh, s'alright I guess
ahhh 🙁 i've taped a knitted ladybird onto my hand-weaved therapy belt... couple of dropped stitches but still does the trick
****ing shit, but then I am an optimist
I've put in a requisition for a ward leopard, but none of the senior managers have got back to me yet. Suppose it must be a bit difficult to wrap up nicely, but I'm sure it'll be here soon. Leopard leopard leopard!
Kit... you seem like you need a hug??
i think we need to update yeti's HCR20 mitch!
Like living in an idiot.
If by 'hug' he means dismember and set fire to, I concur phil.
Like driving a Ferrari at 20mph on a bumpy road.
Nah, I think he seems down... I'm going to take him to a 'happy place'
Like being a fat nurse but without the nursing qualifications and experience.
maybe do a SONAR at the same time then?
ever had someone leave a group ride early cos their section 17 has run out? 😆
Being me is great on the rare occasions I get the chance to do it.
Yeti - dont wear your 'belt o' nipples' when you do, some people may find it a tad disturbing...
Binners, being me means I can stand naked infront of a full length mirror and pleasure myself 😯
Phil - I once had someone abscond from section 17 leave during an escorted off road ride I arranged. B*****d was off like Cavendish, I didnt even try and catch him. Anti psychotics and weight gain / lethargy - what a load of old arse!
EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. I feel violated now. And normally I quite like that. But not this time. I've just been sick in my mouth.
tried riding with a frail eating disorder pt and he blasted through 18 miles and didnt sit down on the bike once... incredible. my bikes nicer than his though so i win 😈
Dear Leader.
😈
I have also done a little sick in my mouth.
The thought of hora tossing his own flash bangs around in front of a mirror was just too much.
It was just a bit of tuna.
Smoldering and explosive because my parents made me out of sex and tankparts.
What is pt, Phil???
Rachel
Derek, its like whipping an old donkey around a field. Hard to watch, painfully slow and a right noisy racket.
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that sums it up
Crap innit phil - I was on my saucy cannondale, fox helmet, camelback, all the kit, and he was wearing jeans and riding a catalogue 'mountain bike'. Never knew that quetiapine was a performance enhancer!
pt = patient 🙂
Ah!! I just couldn't think of anything it could be short for...
Better than Hugh Hefner's finger.
Are you a sexual hand grenade then SaboteurCherie ? Do people pull your pin out and throw you into crowded buildings?
Hora gets called a sexual hand grenade. But for different reasons. More associated with going off unexpectedly
You smell like Hugh Hefners finger though
Binners just as long as you don't blow all over me 😯
Hmmm I don't go off unexpectedly, I would say I am a bit more calculated that that.
Cougar - MemberSick to the power of rad.
Theft is frowned upon here - give Elbry his feelings back!
(Or he'll set his metal mulisha dog on you!)
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I'm going to take him to a 'happy place'
I demand that you take me to legoland if you are going. I've never been and that makes me sad.
I'm going to take him to a 'happy place'
Macdonalds?
vacuous/falling/intensly vigorous/vacuous/falling/intensely vigorous/vacuous/falling/intensely vigorous....
Binners just as long as you don't blow all over me
Tsk. Only when it bloody suits eh? 🙄
Agonizingly frustrating.
Kit, oh Ki-iT... come here and give Uncle Yeti a hug!
Then we can go and get our Lego driving licenses with Torm...
Hora's performance is often compared Dancing on Ice. It seems to go on forever but eventually, it goes off.