i think we need to update yeti's HCR20 mitch!
Like living in an idiot.
If by 'hug' he means dismember and set fire to, I concur phil.
Like driving a Ferrari at 20mph on a bumpy road.
Nah, I think he seems down... I'm going to take him to a 'happy place'
Like being a fat nurse but without the nursing qualifications and experience.
maybe do a SONAR at the same time then?
ever had someone leave a group ride early cos their section 17 has run out? 😆
Being me is great on the rare occasions I get the chance to do it.
Yeti - dont wear your 'belt o' nipples' when you do, some people may find it a tad disturbing...
Binners, being me means I can stand naked infront of a full length mirror and pleasure myself 😯
Phil - I once had someone abscond from section 17 leave during an escorted off road ride I arranged. B*****d was off like Cavendish, I didnt even try and catch him. Anti psychotics and weight gain / lethargy - what a load of old arse!
EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. I feel violated now. And normally I quite like that. But not this time. I've just been sick in my mouth.
tried riding with a frail eating disorder pt and he blasted through 18 miles and didnt sit down on the bike once... incredible. my bikes nicer than his though so i win 😈
Dear Leader.
😈
I have also done a little sick in my mouth.
The thought of hora tossing his own flash bangs around in front of a mirror was just too much.
It was just a bit of tuna.
Smoldering and explosive because my parents made me out of sex and tankparts.
What is pt, Phil???
Rachel
Derek, its like whipping an old donkey around a field. Hard to watch, painfully slow and a right noisy racket.
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Crap innit phil - I was on my saucy cannondale, fox helmet, camelback, all the kit, and he was wearing jeans and riding a catalogue 'mountain bike'. Never knew that quetiapine was a performance enhancer!
pt = patient 🙂
Ah!! I just couldn't think of anything it could be short for...
Better than Hugh Hefner's finger.
Are you a sexual hand grenade then SaboteurCherie ? Do people pull your pin out and throw you into crowded buildings?
Hora gets called a sexual hand grenade. But for different reasons. More associated with going off unexpectedly
You smell like Hugh Hefners finger though
Binners just as long as you don't blow all over me 😯
Hmmm I don't go off unexpectedly, I would say I am a bit more calculated that that.
Cougar - MemberSick to the power of rad.
Theft is frowned upon here - give Elbry his feelings back!
(Or he'll set his metal mulisha dog on you!)
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I'm going to take him to a 'happy place'
I demand that you take me to legoland if you are going. I've never been and that makes me sad.
I'm going to take him to a 'happy place'
Macdonalds?
vacuous/falling/intensly vigorous/vacuous/falling/intensely vigorous/vacuous/falling/intensely vigorous....
Binners just as long as you don't blow all over me
Tsk. Only when it bloody suits eh? 🙄
Agonizingly frustrating.
Kit, oh Ki-iT... come here and give Uncle Yeti a hug!
Then we can go and get our Lego driving licenses with Torm...
Hora's performance is often compared Dancing on Ice. It seems to go on forever but eventually, it goes off.
Existential.
Shit.
Chin up Lowey!!! It could be worse. You could be Hora. Imagine that 😯
We night riding next week dude? I would say this week but I'm sorting my battery out with Lumi at the moment. Its an ex-battery at present
Barely contained self destruction.
I'm really quite good at focusing on the negatives of what a lot of people would view as being a pretty good existance, and as a reult find myself rebelling against anything and everything from time to time.
I'm really quite good at focusing on the negatives of what a lot of people would view as being a pretty good existance, and as a reult find myself rebelling against anything and everything from time to time.
Woahhhh heavy.
Couple of years ago it was shit if I'm honest. Now, its bloody ace. Relationship couldn't be better ( well, it could be a bit closer but can't have everything. )Mum and dad are cool. Flatmate is ok ( his gf is nightmare though LOL). V v happy to be me.
Mostly
Binners... Deffo. Wednesday ?
Somewhere between a DWEEB and AWESOME is a good place to be.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been before
constantly itching to press the self-destruct button