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happy smiley confident people are attractive people... well to me anyway.
Damn. So I am ugly on two counts.
I'm 6'3", 220lbs and don't mess with me type nonsense.
*Swoon*
[i]That said, I think this thread is a massive fail and was purely started so that Yeti could show off about the fact that he's kidnapped a woman who hasn't yet escaped and he's then had a smile from a check out girl in asda and assumed that she's wanted to 'climb on his penis'. Bless[/i]
Excellent 🙂
But so long as TSY is happy and so long as he releases her soon.
No harm done.
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[i]I quite like hairy men with big bellies which is where the pull to darts comes from I think..... [/i]
Very strange to my mind. Not wrong, but not what I expected to learn from a younger lady. Luv'd up or not.
Could be a thread on its own.
"[i]What strange physical attributes in others do you find yourself attracted to[/i]"
Phil. I meant it dude. Good for you both.
I thought I was there once.
But back on the treadmill now.
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*Swoon*
Stop it!
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it will come solo 😀 concentrate on making sure you're enjoying yourself (never at the expense of others of course young man) and, well you dont need advice from a youngling like me, you know you'll be (to borrow a phrase from earlier in the thread) 'knee deep in clunge' before long.
alternatively grow yourself a beer belly and a set of darts 
Jamie is only swooning as he knows rkk01 is spoken for.
He could tell just by reading rkk01's posts.
I don't care what any of you say, I'm still God's gift, they can't keep their hands of my gorgeous middle aged physique, and my bald patch drives them wild 😉
mintyjim... no offence taken. I do a lot of my posting under the guise of a bloke, just for a bit of fun really, also helps to get my opinion taken more seriously.
Phil - you've sort of hit the point, but there is a bit more substance to it.
Phil.
Too late mate, the STW lady who loves the hairy beer belly with or without darts, is happily taken.
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Don't mention RC helicopter though.
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Ref the [i]looking[/i] thing. Yeah, I play nice and its mostly a blast being single again with a few years experience behind me.
Just wish some of the women would lighten up abit.
Once the ice is broken its all good. But its just that factory default setting that initially gets in the way.
(thats the women I date / meet btw, not the women here, before I get flamed 🙂 )
🙂
[i]and my bald patch drives them wild[/i]
So err, do you shave or wax ?.
😆
and my bald patch drives them wild
how do you grow one of those then...! 😆
when are we changing my cassette and chain young furry lady?!
i was searching for a "waiting cat is waiting" lolcat... but i thought you'd prefer this one:
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My Google RSS buzz monitoring alerts just alerted me to a [b]RC helicopter thread!!!!![/b].
Tell me more.....
I'm sensing impatience in that cat. 🙂
I could possibly bring my tool down on Thursday night, or, if you're up in Wallingford one day... ??
mintyjim... no offence taken. I do a lot of my posting under the guise of a bloke, just for a bit of fun really, also helps to get my opinion taken more seriously.
What is your infatuation with androgyny?
[i]androgyny[/i]
I can't even say that word, yet alone read it or even know what it must mean.
Are you referring to the mating habits of seahorses ?.
For TSY.
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What is your infatuation with androgyny?
It's all about narcissism and an unwillingness to leave the closet.
[i]It's all about narcissism and an unwillingness to leave the closet.[/i]
U wins big long word competition.
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.My Google RSS buzz monitoring alerts just alerted me to a RC helicopter thread!!!!!
Lets not drag up the past shall we, it's still painful thinking about that thread, to this day I have not got over my disappointment in the men of STW, no matter how hairy or big bellied some of them are 🙄
Androgyny - that's a bit clever!
Androgyny / narcissism / European financial meltdown... what have the Greeks ever done for us?
Here's a thought though, if I posed as a woman on here I'd be branded a bit of perv wouldn't I? Ipso facto, TSY you're a perv.
kids gotta point yeti....
EDIT forgot to answer your question yeti.... you thinking of joining us for ride on thursday? 🙂
[i]Ipso facto[/i]
Oh lordy. Now people are quoting shakespeare.
Now people are quoting shakespeare.
They are? You sure?
Hmmm... we can't all start being honest about who we are... it would blow too many misconceptions.
I've sort of lost what this thread was about now... how about some Carly Simon?
I may well do Phil... but I'm already set to be riding Tues/Weds/Fri/Sat & Sun.
Can't look at youtube in work but I hope that's 'nobody does it better'. Tune.
Hmmm... we can't all start being honest about who we are... it would blow too many misconceptions.
Why not? You seem to be the only one who throws up walls on here....well, apart from Darcy pretending to be a wok smuggler.
[i]They are? You sure?[/i]
No 😳
Perhaps its the name of a daytime TV show host ?.
Nah, not a clue, I'm guessing.
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Jamie - if you had an e-mail address... you'd know 😯
[i]wok smuggler.[/i]
Is that the dude selling slipper SPDs on the classifieds ?.
Jamie - if you had an e-mail address... you'd know 😯
Not to sound like a big shot, but I have several email addresses. One even resides in my STW profile.
[i]Jamie - if you had an e-mail address... you'd know[/i]
Errrr. I'm guessing he doesn't want to.
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awww now im imagining jamie as a ickle kitty
come here jamie and let me rub your belly
Jamie - Have you always had that in your profile?
Do you want to come and do a 200 mile bike ride next year?
Taking the internet out of all of this..
I bet if sue and supertramp met elsewhere,they would get on like a house on fire.Having read some of the above,its so unlikely at a glance.. but very likely in reality.
Sorry,ive probably just made sue spit her tea over the table!
*IF
They were both single.
[i]Hmmm... we can't all start being honest about who we are... it would blow too many misconceptions.[/i]
Best get it out in the open my lovely. You'll feel better for it 😉
yes, come on Sammie, we want pictures!!
Rachel 🙂
This isn't about me.
It's about the allure of the involved.
Well, you're involved - we just want to see if it makes you alluring!!
Sounds like a market test for a new fragrance
Focus group BS
the allure of the involved.
The what?
*is confused*
Taking the internet out of all of this..
I bet if sue and supertramp met elsewhere,they would get on like a house on fire.Having read some of the above,its so unlikely at a glance.. but very likely in reality.
Sorry,ive probably just made sue spit her tea over the table!martinxyz - didn't have time to spit my tea - I was hastily running a mile 🙂
Love the needy mcneedington tag. 🙂
Not sure.
I think this thread was about the possibility that TSY might now have a love interest. Aside from himself, of course.
🙂
[i]I think this thread was about the possibility that TSY might now have a love interest.[/i]
I sort of feel sorry for whoever she/he is. LOL
Well, at least she will always know where to find him...
Rachel
I know Rachel, you can imagine the conversation. "In this relationship there's you and me, and this little forum...."
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This isn't about me.
It's ALWAYS about you.*
*Even when it's not.
wok smuggler
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I don't get the wok smuggler thing - am I being thick??
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Right. I'm off to get drunk.....and fill my own wok as it were.
Ah!!!! I get it ( doh! )
Rachel (goes to hide in the corner for a bit) 😳
[i]I don't get the wok smuggler thing - am I being thick??
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DD has participated in iDave discussions and I think has referred to having some excess weight, yadda, yadda.
"Wok Smuggler" is Jamie's nickname for chubby types.
OR......
I've got all that completely wrong. For which I will get royally flamed.
However, I don't mind. I've bigger fish to fry.
I'm leaving work now to go to my travelodge room for the evening.
Now you see why I wok late.
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[i]It's ALWAYS about you.*
*Even when it's not.
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I'm sure thats out of a film.
Jamie doesn't believe that Darcy has excess weight.
I trust Darcy implicitly, and feel guilty for ever questioning him.
I trust Darcy implicitly
Even after that bodyfat measurement technique didn't quite work? 🙂
Darcy.. if you'd done the measuring I'd believe it... and in that case I would be a larger person myself... I might have to do that iDiet thing just in case.
Eg a pregnant woman or woman with a young child is obviously "in her prime" and thus the depths of your brain thinks she would be a good choice.
er no!!
Nothing more terrifying than seeing a woman with a young child. there are dozens of reasons why she may have a child but none make her attractive to me. This probably works equally well for her so thats OK.