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least ther aren't hookers on every corner
How did you know they where hookers? 😉
tinker-belle - I've lost your e-mail and need to make contact. Mine's in my profile. Thanks.
Ay-up, CG's got her tattoo, and now Tinker Belle's got a single lady friend, she's in there like a rat up a drainpipe! Wahheyyy!
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😉 Only joking Elaine! 😉
Pete - you're out of order!
But, as you know fine well, I know a hell of a lot of fit young men. 😉
No tattoo, now considering Botox. 😯
But, as you know fine well, I know a hell of a lot of fit young men.
**smooths hair and flexes shoulders**
No tattoo, now considering Botox.
No need! You should see what I can do with some old spokes and a roll of gaffer tape! 8)
No tattoo, now considering Botox.
why not go for both and shave your head too? A few piercings might help as well...
**smooths hair and flexes shoulders**
you never told me you had [b]hair[/b]!
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I love this place 8)
Shut up Barnes! I have an image to keep up! 😛
Coudldn't resist Elaine, sorry. 
CG - ygm
I have missed reading and posting on here while off having little one. It's so nice to be back 🙂
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C_G - are you just offering Tink's friend your cast-offs?
You could at least help her get a fresh one.
TB... your friend is old news now....... defaultslipper where abouts in Reading do your [i]'friends'[/i] hang out?
You could at least help her get a fresh one.
if you mean a virgin, would that be any use to her? No idea what to do and over in a flash 🙁
My biggest worry about this whole thread is that thirtysomething years ago I spent 3 fun years living in Reading. Was your friend born in Reading TB?... 😯
ps, is the Boars Head still there? From what I remember that was the 'in' place in those days, that and some club out on an airfield just outside town.
Well, do you don't ned to be a virgin to supply that kinda lovin! Oops, said too much again... 😳
@psling - I think she is reading born and bred, any stories you wish to tell?
I think she is reading born and bred
I thought you were trying to 'pimp her out' (sorry but couldn't think of a better way of putting it) not scare everyone off?!
defaultslipper where abouts do your 'friends' hang out?
you have clearly never been down oxford road side of town on a saturday night! not the most fun i have endured in reading. i am just glad i am out of that place. i miss the friends, but not the town.
any stories you wish to tell?
LOL, no. I know a lot of people run Reading down but I have some good memories of my time there. It's changed a bit now though; no brewery smell in the middle of town for one thing!
I know a person who potentially fits the bill, normal bloke with no psychotic tendencies etc. email in the profile....
A bit late now, but she should try a skiing holiday.
It's not unlike mtbing - where there seems to be far fewer women than men.
This is indeed a very funny thread.
I was trying to get a decent pic of my semi-naked ex rugby player physique which would obviously have proved irresistable to your friend. Unfortunately my dog was watching 😥
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"Ok, I really shouldn't post this just before I leave work for the day, but I'll check it again in the morning and see if anyone has bothered to reply."
haha. Good work!!
I have a spare ticket for Farnham Beerex this weekend. An young attractive lady in a room full of over weight bearded men in sandals , All of whom would be rather drunk , singing some old rubbish songs, played by some even older , fatter men on accordians and ukaleles.
On second thoughts maybe not.
How about the upcoming BlueBells ride in Winchester? Not too far from Reading, and a lovely bike ride through the rolling Hampshire countryside. With a load of over weight, middle aged men in spd's. With beards
On second thoughts...
Hey CG . The Bluebells are out in my boader at home , so not long till the woods turn violet too.
Whoop I'm a sad sleaze ball apparently, awesome 8)
@OP -Look if this guy found someone, so will your ladyfriend.
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Ha ha I love the tron guy! 😆
thank heavens for support garments...
Is he modelling 661 armor?
did you see what i did there^^^^
[i]"Solo - Member
I was thinking Bridget Jones, one of those women saving themselves for Mr perfect"[/i]
Although a very enjoyable read I appear to have become carried away with myself and read this as 'women SHAVING themselves for Mr Right.... I'm in!
tinker-belle - MemberShe's done some group activity type things..... and has as far as I'm aware even tried line dancing classes.
you're not doing her any favours.
the amount of replies on this thread is amazing - why pay to do internet dating when you could just advertise yourself on here! 😆
Does she want kids (ever)? If so I'm not interested. Sorry.
She's done some group
We have a winner!
I think you should advertise her on classifieds!
FS: mid 30's lady, slim, 30k miles, average IQ, bit desperate due to biological clock, good looking and not too many owners. Has the ability to go red, hot temperature and loud whining noise.
Test drive available but must pay bill at restaurant and not run off or a set of marzocchi bombers will land on your head.
£: 50 cammels and a 20 elephants clap clap.
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"I shall call you 'wife Tuesday' aha!"
singletrackmind - you are not doing a very good job of selling the Winchester ride are you?
tinker-belle - there's some hot male totty coming. 😀 Perfect gentlemen from the Shires on their perfectly clean bicycles. I'll keep 'em in check, everyone's terrified of me 😉
everyone's terrified of me
spank me teacher!
please!
Nah, you'd enjoy it too much [s]and my whip[/s]
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You rang?
You coming then Cap'n?
I believe you're posh totty, although we've never met [s]you have deliberately managed to avoid me[/s]
Just playing hard to get, petal... 😉
Haven't really been paying much attention to these parts of late, as several things have taken my attention away. So, where and when, etc?
Well, we may have a posse of gorgeous girlies descending in Winchester on Saturday 8th May. If by any chance you are staying at your country pile for the weekend, how about a little party for the STW'ers?
I'll make sure they remove their shoes 😉
Will check the diary! (Is there a thread about it anywhere, so as not to totally hijack this one!)
Here you are:
So tinker-belle what is the latest on this? I have missed reading all the comments. Are you taking your friend on the STW ride organised by C_G or have the comments sent you running to the hills in shame?
Pic please ...
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Reading born and bred... is she a Pam Ayres -a like?
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Having promised the Cap'n plenty of girlies, please don't be shy! I will get frightened if I'm the only one who turns up. 😉
Was Pam Ayres from Reading? I thought she was all about the West Country....
Was Pam Ayres from Reading? I thought she was all about the West Country....
I think her accent was the normal one for places like Berkshire before they became suburbs of London.
You serious?!? **** me things have changed....
My word, is this thread still grumbling on?
She's not Dawn French is she? Near Reading (i think) and single, could be.
"she does have the occasional odd moment,"
If a woman makes that statement then we're talking serious fruitcake.
Pam Ayres is from Stanford in the Vale, a good thirty miles Westish from Reading.
Can I cut in here, or do I have to read the whole thread?
You can and you do 🙂
TB, take your friend to BBB, surely WCA will accommodate two more lovely ladies.
Loads of Forum Rides going on. Also, hopefully, Industrial Landmark Rides, that will certainly guarantee pretty much male-only participation. Apart from obviously the odd female fruitcake who may find it interesting!
Where has cynic-al gone?
he is bound to get his hole on this one 😉
Must have unglued himself 😉