[Closed] 2nd date, take flowers?

What's the problem with women with a history? Men have them too.
If she likes you enough to have a relationship that should be enough. You don't have to be the best in bed she's ever had, any more than you need to be the tallest / richest / fastest. Just right for her at that time.

I hate the shirades

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What's to hate?

Serious hat on:

If she likes you enough to have a relationship that should be enough

How can she know that after a couple of dates?

You don't have to be the best in bed she's ever had, any more than you need to be the tallest / richest / fastest. Just right for her at that time.

Thats depressing, almost like you assume she'd have low self esteem- go for the pick of the bunch at that moment.

You dont [b]need[/b] to have a girlfriend/boyfriend in your bed. Sometimes people are happy with their own space, only want to share their time with someone who is the one/right for them. Like I say, I hope I'm never single. I don't think I could do the dating scene personally.

I'm taking notes, flowers no, alcohol yes, drugs...although just did a little sick about the 'sports dating thing'

hora your mind my love.... 🙄

Wrecker...I see what you did there 😈

So actually, what this thread boils down to is not "do I take flowers?" but "what would hora do?"

When you've worked that out DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE!

Emsz I have the same sexdrive as I did when I was in my mid-teens 😉

Im gonna heave...

There's a joke in here about ladies and gardens but I haven't worked it out yet.

IIRC it was quite good fun to be taught new things by ladies who had more practice than me in the time when I was YFS.

You should see his sock drawer!!! 😯

binners, I don't get it?

I don't wanna know do i 😕

Ah.... well, I'll say nothing. I'll let you try and work out for yourself why the socks stored within easy reach of an adolescent males bed would be.... erm.... crusty

You should see his sock drawer!!!

*barf*

[i]hora - Member

Serious hat on:[/i]

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.....

This thread is a CLASSIC! Brilliant, more please. 😆

If I went on dating sites, every week I'd change my criteria wildly via size/ethnicity and age etc. Just to experience everyone 8)

Hence why I call it sports-sex. Big game hunting.

Any decent illicit dating websites out there?

Oi Binners. Stop making me mentally defile the bird from 'Frasier'!

Poor Daphne Moon...

[i]Just to experience everyone[/i]

Hora....
A legend in his own mind.

You can keep dreaming fella, but I think you've already blown it with Hels.
😉

EDIT:
You might get some action with Binners though 😯

Dating/relationship advice from Hora is actually invaluable, because it gives an in-depth insight in exactly what not to do.

[i]Dating/relationship advice from Hora is actually invaluable, because it gives an in-depth insight in exactly what not to do[/i]

**Assumes also that this ensures no continuation of the Hora Genome**

You're too late, he's bred...

[i]You're too late, he's bred...[/i]

What ?, you mean.... Hora.....
😯

...and I can say hes bloody more annoying than me.

[i]...and I can say hes bloody more annoying than me.[/i]

Annoying we can handle. THIS IS STW !

Its the BS that's cracking me up.
🙂

EDIT:

Oh, and BTW, its red wine, bin the flowers. If she doesn't drink, she can cook with it.
8)

They behave in a similar way in the pub though. Running about the place, randomly grabbing women, knocking pints off the table, babbling gibberish, never buying a drink. Like father, like son

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Cheeky bugger. I had my wallet ready on Sunday, I was going to buy all your drinks and have a massive bender but you said you had to get off so I reholstered my wallet 8)

You're too late, he's bred...

"This calls for wisdom: let the one who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and his number is 666."

😉

Binners...

I still don't get it. but if it involves hora I think I want to know anyway.

[i]number is 6[b]6[/b]6.[/i]

Thats Hora, there. In the middle.

Binners...

I still don't get it. but if it involves hora I think I want to know anyway.

Take the colloquial word for masturbation add it to the word sock and type it in to Google.

Apologies OP. I've ruined your thread. Every dating thread I turn into a smutpit 🙁

[i]Apologies OP. I've ruined your thread.[/i]

Nonsense. We need reminding of how awesome you are.... at every given opportunity. STW is were you belong.
🙂

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Now Binbins. Play nice !

Oh
My
God

Is this, like, normal behaviour?

No you haven't hora, some of this thread will have me chuckling for a while...

You Googled it then.

emsz - Member
Oh
My
God

Thanks heavens, the next step would have been diagrams! 😯

[i]You Googled it then.[/i]

Well, emsz was hardly going to resist, who'd have thunk it....
🙁

Oh
My
God

Is this, like, normal behaviour?

Googling **** sock? its fine, people have done worse..

I'm sorry we had to give you that insight into the mind of the adolescent male emsz. Fortunately most of us grow out of it by the time we leave school

Hora didn't

I'm sorry we had to give you that insight into the mind of the adolescent male emsz

[i]people have done worse..[/i]

What ?, like taking flowers with them on the second date ?.
😉

Wrecker... don't forget those 'working from home' too....

Is this enough of an insight into the male mind Emsz? Should we stop now?

I feel slightly sick now.

[i]I feel slightly sick now.[/i]

Given some of what you've posted in the past. I'm not sure that you are.
😉

Maybe Hora could send emsz an old one just to give her a better understanding like? 😀

It'd cost quite a bit in postage, I'd imagine 😆

It'd cost quite a bit in postage, I'd imagine

Rugby sock full to the brim?

Like a plaster cast?

Is Hora...

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"If I had to stew in my own juices, I'd probably drown."

This threads going well, isn't it? 😆

Sealskinz, please. They're waterproof & hold it in better.

** to return to the original question: wine & flowers. Do you know whether she prefers white or red? Fizzy is a bit presumptious, I reckon. **

[i]This threads going well, isn't it?[/i]

Just the same as all rest. I refer you to page one, where I did say that if you had to ask on here. You were in trouble. I was right, don't all threads end with discussion about Hora's [i]juice[/i] ?.

[i]They're waterproof & hold it in better.[/i]

I believe Nature's truly intended recipient does a better job, frankly.

I believe Nature's truly intended recipient does a better job, frankly.

yeah but it dribbles out between my fingers...

I believe Nature's truly intended recipient does a better job, frankly.

Are you sure? Tarte à la crème.

Nature's truly intended recipient certainly does NOT hold it in better.

Emzs, please don't google "Cream Pie"

Depends on what you're doing on your date? going out? meal in? if it's a meal in, then wine. more than one bottle. Nothing says "I fancy you" like alcohol does. 8)

Not flowers, they're a bit lame really.

Lame attempt to get off ****ing

I'm still trying to figure out how this thread went from a genuine question about flowers on a date to an indepth discussion on hora's baby batter and the viability of his progeny...

...god I love this forum 😛

Depends on what you're doing on your date? going out? meal in? if it's a meal in, then wine. more than one bottle. Nothing says "I fancy you" like alcohol does.

It's like an instruction book on how to trap a lesbian. Could you ever get one [i]that[/i] drunk?

Well I've got the flowers under the influence of work who all voted wine and flowers for various reasons, mostly due to a mate who proceeded to shout at the top of her voice about what she'd do if i turned up with wine and flowers. It encouraged me slightly:)

I was not quite expecting this much of a response, or Hora:)

hmm, just had a text she has the wine in already

Ok, i'm a bit (fashionably) late to the party, but surely it's not just a question of "to take flowers or now" but also "what sort of flowers". I'm sure the idle female mind will read all sorts of things into your choice of flowers........ 😉

Roses:)

You do realise that flowers are the genitalia of plants, don't you?

Pollen= male sex cell
Allergic to pollen? Just think about whats actually up your nose

Re type of flowers -

Local petrol station is always good for a selection of freshly wilting cheap chrysanthemums.

Big white lilies are a bit funereal

Roses are too cliché

and the local crem may be closed unless you get your skates on.

Brilliant thread just made me giggle for 15 mins. Also thought I would google the thing that Ems was tying to figure out on page 4 and spotted this halfway down google results
Sickipedia - W@*?Sock
www.sickipedia.org/subcategory/view/2178
You know you masturbate too much when you drop your w@nk sock and your wife shouts from the other room "I hope that wasn't one of our good plates.

Awesome!

On a more serious note, I would go with flowers, good ones though, I get lucky as the better half loves the tulips from Tesco which only cost a fiver 🙂

OP..you know the girl that shouted encouragement describing what she'd do to you if you turned up at her house with wine n flowers...? Go to her house!

Definitely take flowers.

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(Incidentally, somewhat appropriately, googling for that image returned the "Left Hand Brewing Company" as one of the first hits.)

It's like an instruction book on how to trap a lesbian

I believe you need to use chocolate as bait.

......with the biggest bunch of roses money acan buy and a huuuuge smile

I can't believe no one has suggest taking an Inflatable PVC Bondage Sex Chair rather than flowers. They're all the rage right now and even promoted on STW: http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/slightly-gratuitous-plug-and-rather-proud-moment-slight-adult-content

Beware!

I once took flowers on a 2nd date. The young lady was suitably impressed, and tootled off upstairs to put the finishing touches to her makeup or hair or something.

She called me up to help choose some shoes, but as I got to the top of the stairs I could see straight into her bedroom, there she was buck nekkid on the bed, feet behind her ears!

"What the..." I started to say.

"For the flowers she reassured"

I said "Have you not got a vase?" 😯

Looks at my sock drawer in a whole different light

Have you decided yet OP?

Can we reroll out Conan the gay pornstar again?

hora - Member

Any decent illicit dating websites out there?

Plenty more naughty fish.

(apparently) 8)

Can we reroll out Conan the gay pornstar again?

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