[Closed] 2nd date, take flowers?

binners, I don't get it?

I don't wanna know do i 😕

Ah.... well, I'll say nothing. I'll let you try and work out for yourself why the socks stored within easy reach of an adolescent males bed would be.... erm.... crusty

You should see his sock drawer!!!

*barf*

[i]hora - Member

Serious hat on:[/i]

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.....

This thread is a CLASSIC! Brilliant, more please. 😆

If I went on dating sites, every week I'd change my criteria wildly via size/ethnicity and age etc. Just to experience everyone 8)

Hence why I call it sports-sex. Big game hunting.

Any decent illicit dating websites out there?

Oi Binners. Stop making me mentally defile the bird from 'Frasier'!

Poor Daphne Moon...

[i]Just to experience everyone[/i]

Hora....
A legend in his own mind.

You can keep dreaming fella, but I think you've already blown it with Hels.
😉

EDIT:
You might get some action with Binners though 😯

Dating/relationship advice from Hora is actually invaluable, because it gives an in-depth insight in exactly what not to do.

[i]Dating/relationship advice from Hora is actually invaluable, because it gives an in-depth insight in exactly what not to do[/i]

**Assumes also that this ensures no continuation of the Hora Genome**

You're too late, he's bred...

[i]You're too late, he's bred...[/i]

What ?, you mean.... Hora.....
😯

...and I can say hes bloody more annoying than me.

[i]...and I can say hes bloody more annoying than me.[/i]

Annoying we can handle. THIS IS STW !

Its the BS that's cracking me up.
🙂

EDIT:

Oh, and BTW, its red wine, bin the flowers. If she doesn't drink, she can cook with it.
8)

They behave in a similar way in the pub though. Running about the place, randomly grabbing women, knocking pints off the table, babbling gibberish, never buying a drink. Like father, like son

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Cheeky bugger. I had my wallet ready on Sunday, I was going to buy all your drinks and have a massive bender but you said you had to get off so I reholstered my wallet 8)

You're too late, he's bred...

"This calls for wisdom: let the one who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and his number is 666."

😉

Binners...

I still don't get it. but if it involves hora I think I want to know anyway.

[i]number is 6[b]6[/b]6.[/i]

Thats Hora, there. In the middle.

Binners...

I still don't get it. but if it involves hora I think I want to know anyway.

Take the colloquial word for masturbation add it to the word sock and type it in to Google.

Apologies OP. I've ruined your thread. Every dating thread I turn into a smutpit 🙁

[i]Apologies OP. I've ruined your thread.[/i]

Nonsense. We need reminding of how awesome you are.... at every given opportunity. STW is were you belong.
🙂

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Now Binbins. Play nice !

Oh
My
God

Is this, like, normal behaviour?

No you haven't hora, some of this thread will have me chuckling for a while...

You Googled it then.

emsz - Member
Oh
My
God

Thanks heavens, the next step would have been diagrams! 😯

[i]You Googled it then.[/i]

Well, emsz was hardly going to resist, who'd have thunk it....
🙁

Oh
My
God

Is this, like, normal behaviour?

Googling **** sock? its fine, people have done worse..

I'm sorry we had to give you that insight into the mind of the adolescent male emsz. Fortunately most of us grow out of it by the time we leave school

Hora didn't

I'm sorry we had to give you that insight into the mind of the adolescent male emsz

[i]people have done worse..[/i]

What ?, like taking flowers with them on the second date ?.
😉

Wrecker... don't forget those 'working from home' too....

Is this enough of an insight into the male mind Emsz? Should we stop now?

I feel slightly sick now.

[i]I feel slightly sick now.[/i]

Given some of what you've posted in the past. I'm not sure that you are.
😉

Maybe Hora could send emsz an old one just to give her a better understanding like? 😀

It'd cost quite a bit in postage, I'd imagine 😆

It'd cost quite a bit in postage, I'd imagine

Rugby sock full to the brim?

Like a plaster cast?

Is Hora...

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"If I had to stew in my own juices, I'd probably drown."

This threads going well, isn't it? 😆

Sealskinz, please. They're waterproof & hold it in better.

** to return to the original question: wine & flowers. Do you know whether she prefers white or red? Fizzy is a bit presumptious, I reckon. **

[i]This threads going well, isn't it?[/i]

Just the same as all rest. I refer you to page one, where I did say that if you had to ask on here. You were in trouble. I was right, don't all threads end with discussion about Hora's [i]juice[/i] ?.

[i]They're waterproof & hold it in better.[/i]

I believe Nature's truly intended recipient does a better job, frankly.