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[Closed] 1st law of Masterchef

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Ice cream NEVER sets.

Just in case you're applying - HTH.


 
Posted : 08/02/2012 10:46 pm
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and always include a buttery biscuit base.


 
Posted : 08/02/2012 10:48 pm
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Don't forget your posh telephone voice.....


 
Posted : 08/02/2012 10:50 pm
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Is it just me or is Aki the proverbial 'box of frogs'?


 
Posted : 08/02/2012 10:50 pm
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my 1st rule of masterchef is

dont watch masterchef


 
Posted : 08/02/2012 10:54 pm
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and always include a buttery biscuit base.

If you insist...


 
Posted : 08/02/2012 10:56 pm
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Always take your own massively heavy pans. That way you can beat the shouty bastards around the head more efficiently whenever they start asking ****ing stupid questions.

"So do you want to win?"

SMASH!


 
Posted : 08/02/2012 11:05 pm
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Is it just me or is Aki the proverbial 'box of frogs"?

Absolutely!

But I'm strangely drawn to her..... ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 08/02/2012 11:26 pm
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Absolutely!

But I'm strangely drawn to her.....

me too.. with my strangling hands at the ready..

I'm having difficulty feeling the love this year.. it's hard to maintain the enthusiasm when it's on less than 4 times per week.. ๐Ÿ™


 
Posted : 08/02/2012 11:29 pm
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It amazes me that every episode they can ask: "[i]How much do you [b]want it[/b]?[/i]" (in the "[i]Suits You[/i]" style) without even so much as a smirk.


 
Posted : 08/02/2012 11:36 pm
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Don't do chocolate fondant.


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 12:19 am