You have 2 minutes to decide, what do you get?
Me: Trek Slash 9.9
You have 2 minutes to decide
I'm out.
Turbo Kenevo
[url= https://www.wilier.com/en/products/uk/road/cento10air ]Wilier Cento10Air[/url]
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@Kryton57: That wasn't so hard!
Frankie and Benny's
And if you do get that slash 9.9 I will be very jealous!
XXL Santa Cruz Hightower CC XX1 with reserve carbon wheels upgrade.
Hope.
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V10 29er.
Easy.
Or not. 😆
Pivot Mach 5.5 for me please
geometron. Easy
A quad bike with a digger at the back.
Got some moorland I'd like to 'develop' ....
A new Transition Scout, with a Lyrik and some other nice bits. Also assuming the other colour is more to my taste.
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KTM 1290 superduke
Rocket
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Argon 18 Gallium Pro
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Robot bike Co, as long as the credit card has enough on it to persuade them to do a wider rear for 27.5+
FlareMax or RocketMax.
As it's free can I have both?
Tracer Factory in Grey / Black
Petrol
Ventana El Conquistador 29er. Close to pulling the trigger anyway...
blackmountainsrider - Member
geometron. Easy
Your 2 mins will be gone well before you get through all the options
Probs an S-150 at the moment (if orderable)
Passoni to frame, Dura-Ace Di2 disc, LightWeight Wegweiser wheels, Deda finishing kit.
Something like this, but different.
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Nicolai G16 E-Boxx
Specialized S-Works Stumpjumper FSR 6Fattie in Carbon
Please...
Jones Plus, built with di2
One of each bike, in team xx1 eagle spec, in the pivot range. In a single transaction, obvs. Reckon £130k would just about cover it.
Cannondale Slate
Full pimpin'
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An Enduro bike. Something 27.5+ from Orange if I had 2 minutes to choose.
Beaten to it but a custom Passoni would be the choice without a doubt.
+1 for a Cotic Rocket. Or a Flare. Or a Flare Max. One of them anyway, just need to decide... 8)
BTR Ranger.
New TR 11
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The 8 grand Factor in Stonehenge Cycles in Salisbury. I need wireless gearing....
[b]Kryton57 - Member [/b]
You have 2 minutes to decide
I'm out.
😆
Best post of the weekend
Starling 29er.
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Trek Slash 9.9
Snap same as my choice
Cotic Flare.
In blue, no, orange, no, green.
Blue, definitely blue.
Ok, orange.
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Buggritalltohell.
In truth, it'll be one of those mobile Karcher washers.
In this fantasy world, maybe get Robot Bike to build me a Geometron
Ibis Mojo 3
Unoriginal, I know:
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Only have a 1500 limit. Might be the Transition scout frame on the classifieds.
the giant propel sl 0 at winstanleys I've been eyeing up
only common sense has stopped me pressing buy so far..I have no need for a carbon rimmed aero superbike
Custom built Liteville 301 mk14 (actually make that an as yet unreleased mk15 which I'm hoping will have 10mm more reach in medium).
Enigma Excel Disc:
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Custom Swarf 29er full sus with a Ti coil.
Lovely Mikey and then I sadly looked at the price!!
NW - glad you have changed you mind on credit.cqrds 😉
S works enduro. Boring, but it's what I would go for (unless I had time to do my research).
Unless this is one of those things where you're allowed to sell it on and get 4 cheaper bikes?
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cento10air ramato
Lovely Mikey and then I sadly looked at the price!!
Yeah, I know. One can dream 
Trek Procaliber.
Honda CRF1000L Africa Twin, DCT model , full luggage, engine bars, aux lighting.
Intense Spider 275c Factory.
Strangely, a Pace RC127+ is on the cards (pun down!) 🙂
I am boring, the only bike i fancy is a Whyte 905, after 5 or more years of riding full sus bikes, i find myself wanting a nice hardtail.
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That's proper ^
I've converted a cervelo s3 to basically the same thing but with rim brakes. Super tempted to order one of these frames soon.
A Merida eOne sixty 900e in non existent XL size. And with Di2 while I'm at it. Mate in Oz has one on order and I'm slightly jealous
The thing making all my bikes slower than they need to be can't be fixed by buying a new bike.
What is it?
Too fat.
Although I guess it helps a bit going down hill.
Although I think it would take more than two minutes to figure out how you actually buy one.
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Yeti SB6c.
This is a good game!
Yeti SB5.5
If I had more than 2 minutes I'd find a frame builder for a custom Ti fat bike
Robot 29er.
Kona 153 29er
Actually that genuinely will be, at least part of it !
It's not here until November though !
DTF it's 3T's Strada..
[url= https://www.3t.bike/en/3t-bikes/strada-1.html ]3t Strada[/url]
SWorks Enduro, with Ohlins coil forks/shock
Maybe a Geomotron, though I'd probably spend 90 seconds checking as quickly as possible whether some high end full sus option is available with a lot of reach and/or custom geometry.
Bugger the credit card transaction....it should be"your better half has agreed to another bike" Go!!
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Currently on a poverty spec version and always wonder how much better it would be with top end bouncy bits?
hairyscary - MemberAlthough I think it would take more than two minutes to figure out how you actually buy one.
And a lifetime to understand why 🙂
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Just for the fun of it 🙂
Evil The Following.
Pah! I give up try to post pics on here!
Anyway it'd be a Yo Eddy 2.2, Milka or Chameleon Fade or Team paint.
And a lifetime to understand why
Surely because they've stopped making the Rubber Ducky? Sensible decision, Process 153... non-sensible decision... pay to have Brooklyn Machine Works re-open and make me a Rubber Ducky.