Michael Mcintyre and James Corden
Kerry Katona and Katie Price
Wayne Rooney on monday morning
Either way.
Kerry Katona and any one of the previous Big brother contestants!
Edit - beaten to it by TJ!
Alan Carr youd never stop laughing,
Moyles off radio one, his ego wouldnt leave any room for fresh air to breathe,
Any football comentator,how they get paid to talk about balls all day,they would bore you death within seconds.
project - MemberAlan Carr youd never stop laughing,
Only after I had bludgeoned him to death with my shoe.
jim carey.. simon cowell eurgh..
strike that..
ANY of the greasy attention seeking media whores.. the very thought of it is making me nauseous..
Vanessa feltz and The "go compare man"
chris moyles! Fat obnoxious self centered prick! Oh yea and his sycophantic team can **** off too!! Yeah you 'comedy' dave!!
John McCririck or whatever his name is.
Joe Pesquale or Timmy Mallet
Jo Wiley and Craig David.
Probably Noel Edmonds - although a pick handle would make the time pass quicker.
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dippy from ndubz innit!
Nicky Campbell + Nicky Campbell
He is a double twunt. **** I hate that man!
tony blair/ cameroooon
any roadie or fixie,
anyone with sandals,
Stephen Fry telling me how frickin great his Apple gadgets are. I'd have to relieve him of his ipad and knock him out with it.
Anyone English if they beat Germany......
It's a long list.
Hitler, that dippy up above, that bloke who thinks he's black from pimp my ride....
But for the most nightmarish experience of your life, imagine being stuck in a lift with the man who knows everything about everything......
Richard Madeley.
There would be only one person stepping out of that lift I'm afraid. Unless of course he never said anything.
Which is of course, impossible.
Piers Morgan
Kerry katona.
Howard from the old halifax advert
exactly how large is this lift, and define "celeb", I don't think stephen fry or hitler are a "celeb".
I'm pretty twitchy on my own in a lift.
Vanessa Phelps, end of thread.
Steve Peat.
I reckon he's probably claustophobic and would scream like a girl until we got out.
davina macoll
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WE HAVE A WINNER!
Gok Wan
How about Rob Warner and Cedric Gracia.
piers morgan and simon cowell
Jordan and Posh Spice (actually on second thoughts that might kick off for a cat fight !!! false hair and plastic flying everywhere).
But for the most nightmarish experience of your life, imagine being stuck in a lift with the man who knows everything about everything......Richard Madeley.
It could happen
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Some excellent choices
Jordan and Kerry Katona are definites
I think if I got stuck with James Corden I would be unable to stop myself from doing him some damage. Most talentless over exposed idiot tv.
A close 2nd on that front is Richard Hammond.
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What a travesty. Richard could clearly been seen putting bottles of wine in his trolley there with the intention of paying for them. It's a lie!
Danny Dyer
James Corden
Alex Salmond
Poly Toynbee
Odious.
I'd go along with most of the above, going slightly sideways can't we pack them all in a lift and nuke it? For the sake of humanity?