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[Closed] Who's the worst cyclist of all time?

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Doesn't have to be famous. Let's hear your stories.


 
Posted : 04/03/2011 2:27 pm
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Hello


 
Posted : 04/03/2011 2:31 pm
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๐Ÿ˜ณ


 
Posted : 04/03/2011 2:32 pm
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Does Elbry 'ardcore-rad-to-the-max freerider get a place?

Embarrassment to the sport of mountain biking, if anything...


 
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Floyd Landis....


 
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I went into the back of a stationary car in the middle of the road at about 25mph, which might make me a contender.


 
Posted : 04/03/2011 2:37 pm
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Floyd Landis.

Although, I too have ridden straight into the back a stationary car. As I came to my senses I thought "hmmmm, this boot lid looks very much like Lynn's". Lynn was my boss at the time.


 
Posted : 04/03/2011 2:40 pm
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I hit the back of a stationary car whilst doing about 5mph fiddling with and looking down at my gears.

I also ploughed heavily into the back of a car and went sprawling all over the back window because I was staring at pretty girls.


 
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Ricardo Ricco


 
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Wrote off my mates brand new Orbea whilst concentrating on keeping my computer dead on 30mph, should have looked up to see the car in front had stopped.. Hurt a bit.


 
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I hit the back of a stationary car whilst fiddling with and looking down at my gear

I went sprawling all over the back window because I was staring at pretty girls.

My advice would be "knock one out before you ride your bike"

All of the above could have been avoided.


 
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I went sprawling all over the back window because I was staring at pretty girls.

I did the same, only it was a bus ๐Ÿ˜ณ


 
Posted : 04/03/2011 3:02 pm
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Everyone rides intot he back of a car occasionally;

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good choice of car sponsor too...


 
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Love that pic ๐Ÿ™‚


 
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Whatever happened to Rucanor as a sports braynd? I'm sure I had a Rucanor badmington racket at one stage.

Might have been a sweatshirt though. Can't remember now.


 
Posted : 04/03/2011 3:25 pm
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For me it's semi-pro freestyler Richie McCoy aka DJ Deed


 
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rode a fantastic trail in verbier full of tight turns, exposure, fast sections, steep bits, rocky bits and general great trailness all the way to the bottom no dabs and no issues then proceeded to ride and then fall off a small bridge down onto some rocks using my body as a brake whilst proclaiming "How great that trail was!!!" cue alot of faffing with ambulances, possible rides in a helicopter and a day in the very clean swiss hospital. :o)

so maybe me?


 
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For me it's semi-pro freestyler Richie McCoy aka DJ Deed

๐Ÿ˜† I loved that thread. And it seems that Team McCoy is still up and running.

Although I shouldn't laugh. I'm probably not as good as he is...


 
Posted : 04/03/2011 3:37 pm
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I snapped the frame on my first ever bike.


 
Posted : 04/03/2011 3:42 pm
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Lance Armstrong.


 
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How has no one posted this yet

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Posted : 04/03/2011 3:50 pm
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he's a natural cyclist, you can tell as his knuckles are facing forwards, that happens after years at the handlebars.


 
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Team McCoy - brings back memories of a hilarious thread...


 
Posted : 04/03/2011 3:53 pm
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Despite his decent technical ability and adventurous streak, Kenny Wilson must get a vote for his ability to fall off at nothing. He can be riding along a straightforward bit of LRT chatting about the route when suddenly he isn't there anymore 'cos he's couped it. Great style marks too ๐Ÿ˜‰

His previous online nom de plume of 'Falloffalot' was well earned.


 
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