Porc Marianne : A giant phallic representation of a running segment in a part of town called port marianne.
I did take a ride up "anal alley" the other day.
Anyone guess where I might be referring to?
^^^ s**** ^^^
Total Carp - slightly dull climb past the fishing lake
Wah, Wah, Wah, Waterloo - Abba inspired road loop
I am the Eggman - past the egg farm
i like "beasting the milf" made me chuckle
'Cackling Chav' near Captain Cooks Monument in North Yorkshire always makes me smile.
Dick Dastardly's Deadly Pine Cones.
Named a new trail Shit In A Bag recently after the ubiquitous dog shit bag left at the start. Hardly genius level.
Any segments I create tend to have descriptive names, but my ride names tend to be weird.
However, I do like "Kate Moss's Ugly Sister"
"Willy Wood Drag" is a good local one too. Bizarrely it is descriptive rather than random.
There's a bit of trail near me that comes past the local dogging spot (I only know that because of night rides, not personal experience 😯 ).
The uphill segment is called 'Yeah yeah, the cum stains gave it away', and the downhill 'sneaking off for a quick blowjob on route eh?'.
Bast**d hill.
Partly because I have the KOM and partly because it is.
All the jocular names are very good but my favourite is a real smutty place name "Breasty Haw Climb"
It's fascinating how dogging and MTB are so intertwined. Symbiotic, one could say.
Because I named them ..
Baby Jake: a climb up to Norbury with, at the right season, a sunsplashed cornfield at the top. Parents of young children will get this one.
Chucky Hill: a climb up to Wolven's Lane where one of my mates did a hangover-chuck years ago, he was forever nicknamed Chucky.
Both are pretty stiff climbs, Baby Jake is limit of my ability on a single speed.
My wife named a segment in Whitehaven 'Hippocrocopig' after being heckled by some of the local female delinquents. It's quite an apt description of them by all accounts!
"James' mum is fit"
and new favorites "To the shop" and "From the shop"
😆
QUIMOIL !!
There was one on the calder road, "McCabe Grass" which is a bit of a blast from the past. But it's gone now
Hirsute commute.
Ain't no quim likes to party like the quim down in Darty
Copyright peepshow
Turned on strava around centre parcs last weekend, expecting some segment to be named after that Mum's Net thread. Got as far as "Sarge fell off and chested a tree", down one of the local trails.
Longleat centre parcs? ^^^^
Bit of a resurrection but just remembered a segment near where I live, always makes me smile when I see it :
Burner, as in thigh, not "she's a witch" 😆
One of my own.
https://app.strava.com/segments/7248305
Zoom in to see it in all of its magnificence.
"Sam is a mangina"
Zoom in to see it in all of its magnificence
Crikey that is small. Have to use the satellite function to zoom in far enough to actually see anything 😉
Proud and erect though isn't it?
Good effort that it has been ridden by 22 people despite one dangleberry being bigger than the other... 😉
Tremendous effort !
"Nut chaffer"
Pebble hill 16% ....near betchworth station.......nice little warm up...lol
House of shit, around hebden way.
"Doggers dirtbike dirtbox dh, no roady girls" which leads on to "****est section of path in the world"
"Have Jedward washed and brought to my tent" I wish I knew what this meant?
"donkey magic"
"bunch of *****"
"Gary's back passage"
"Certain death"
Mangina...says it all really
"cottager's return" and "stumphumper" were both renamed by Strava but "Sex trex deep throat nine" still exists - all on the same heathland.
I like the simple ones like "hurty" - does exactly what it says.
Slightly OT but I'm on holiday and these people already have an advantage due to their really fast names.
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Took me a while to work out ' sex tree deep throat nine '
Yeah don't mess with G Principato
My favourites to date -
Beadle's right arm & Alf Ramsay 's porn dungeon
Thread resurrection for laughs!
'Adam's Spaffy Rim Dinger' - A flinty descent in the Chilterns.
'What's Didcot been eating?' - A particularly smelly section of NCN5 round the back of Didcot power station and landfill site.
😀
Slut Wood to Bounce Horn
le delicious boulangerie rouge
Granny Ethel's Strawberry Jam
Beannaidh Hill.
It helps if you have the Gaelic
Show us ya plums
Only one that springs to mind is "A dog named Sue".
'Jerrys black plum run' on the mendips which obviously involved Jerry, an incident with some roots and resulting fruity coloured plums!