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chakaping - Member
Well to do Cotswold lady in tweed,
[b]Did she have a pearl necklace?[/b]
perchypanther - Member
It's a wonder she didn't [b]have a stroke[/b]
Fnaaarr!! 😀 Suddenly I'm 15 again!
Have you looked to see what the sticker she slapped on your arse says yet?
Have you looked to see what the sticker she slapped on your arse says yet?
Her phone number?
It's weird how we can laugh about this but had it being an old man slapping a young ladies lycra clad arse there would probably be multiple pages of outrage by now!
That's not woman bashing? Well, yes it is. And seeing as you're having difficulty with this one, I'll explain why.
The poster is suggesting that a man would (as the OP did) laugh it off but a woman would have been outraged and caused a fuss.
As has previously been pointed out, it would have been different if a man had slapped a woman's arse.
If you're still having difficulty with it, ask yourself how you'd feel if a big butch man who could easily over power you slapped your arse when you were riding your bike in the middle of nowhere.
how you'd feel if a big butch man who could easily over power you slapped your arse when you were riding your bike in the middle of nowhere.
Erm ok I see it now, I get your point. It's ok for small weak men to slap big strong women on the arse in the middle of nowhere.
I'm not saying what is ok or what is not. I'm just suggesting that using a little empathy may help.
Not sure if your mind is completely closed, km79, or if it just doesn't work very well but I'm bored now so I'm off.
YOUNG MAN!!
km79: Stop being deliberately obtuse.
[quote=The Pilot ]The poster is suggesting that a man would (as the OP did) laugh it off but a woman would have been outraged and caused a fuss.I thought the poster was suggesting that "outraged of STW" would react differently if the assault victim was a man or a woman.
km79: Stop being deliberately obtuse.
I'm not. I understand perfectly. When it comes to arse slapping strangers if the perpetrator is weaker than the victim it's funny and ok, however if the perpetrator is stronger than the victim, it's an outrage.
How does the slapper know in advance whether or not the slapee is going to object?
I carry a sign
And WTF was the OP thinking, rich old lady going in for a bit of slap and tickle in the Cotswolds. You was quids in there my son but you ****ing blew it.
Could have been a nice secluded cottage, Fiat 500 and the life of riley for you with a cheeky payoff in the impending will.
^^^ this. Op has missed out
I keep doing honc in anticipation
I've had similar, pulled up road bike on commute home at a junction, a car has come alongside and the 80-something lady in the passenger has made a comment along the lines of "not many of them to the pound" and started stroking my thigh!
We went to watch the Tour of Britain last year depart from racecourse near me, one of the lads i was with had a lady in her 40's literally start rubbing herself up against him and telling him how much she liked cyclists and shaved legs (not me!)
This was actually on part of 'Heaven of the South' route. One more reason to enter in a few weeks.
Little old ladies in Spanish bars have arms like Mr Tickle.
As habitual wearers of lycra we tend to forget the effect it can have on women who aren't accustomed to it. I sometimes notice the looks when we stop at cafes and I have also had a couple of "phwoars" sent in my direction. Walking up Preston station platform in full lycra with a bike was interesting; there were furtive glances from several women.
I went to see a middle-aged lady physio about a sore back some years ago and she somehow managed to pull my pants down and continue the back massage right down my bum while getting out of breath and red in the face. Should I have complained?
Is "obligated" a word?
tang's arse obvs takes some beating.
My missus went shopping in Cardiff last saturday whilst i was out riding.
When she got back, she took great delight in telling me that someone had patted her on the bum in a crowded street.
I said "thats assault" but she was quite happy about it, even flattered.
But then she is easy.
I've had similar, pulled up road bike on commute home at a junction, a car has come alongside and the 80-something lady in the passenger has made a comment along the lines of "not many of them to the pound" and started stroking my thigh!
I see you've met my nan.
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