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Pulled over to let an old (I'm talking my Grannies age) lady pass on some woodland Singletrack and she stopped for a pleasant chat. Well to do Cotswold lady in tweed, very polite. As I rode off she gave my buttocks a firm slap.
I was on my custom cx/monster/all road/gravelle btw.
Anyway, here's a pic from today pre violation
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A game old bird then 🙂
i'd be chuffed
It takes all sorts.
Sexual Assault.
Best get it reported in case she's preying on other riders too.
what did you say to her to get a slap on the arse?????
Well to do Cotswold lady in tweed,
Did she have a pearl necklace?
Quick, write a column about your horrific ordeal in the Guardians opinion section.
She probably thought I needed a hand when she saw a drop bar bike with a 11-40t cassette.
Go get her number for me please, ta. 😉
Oh, wait.. she might be on Tumblr.....
That's what you get for going out wearing skimpy clothes 😉
It's weird how we can laugh about this but had it being an old man slapping a young ladies lycra clad arse there would probably be multiple pages of outrage by now!
I assume you're not involving the police anyway 😆
No my Guardian 'experience' piece is titled 'I nearly got eaten by a tiger in the wild'. And after today, pt2.
She probably thought I needed a hand when she saw a drop bar bike with a 11-40t cassette.
Do you think she was eyeing up your ring as well?
I mean your chainring, you dirty bugger.
It's a wonder she didn't have a stroke.
[quote=tang ]No my Guardian 'experience' piece is titled 'I nearly got eaten by a tiger in the wild'. And after today, pt2.
Pt2. My run in with a Cougar in the Cotswolds
Chapeau Welsh farmer
Is your username an acronym for Tempting A Naughty Granny?
Was she fit?
It's all that beige. Like catnip to grannies.
MarkBrewer, have a think why there might be outrage if a man slapped a woman's arse when she was out riding her bike in the middle of nowhere. And stop trying to stir up trouble and pit the sexes against each other when there is no need to do so.
I'm going to file this under 'the dangers of self employment and the lunchtime raz'.
have a think why there might be outrage if a man slapped a woman's arse when she was out riding her bike in the middle of nowhere.
I don't see a difference.
Let's not forget man-man and lady-lady slapping.
MarkBrewer, have a think why there might be outrage if a man slapped a woman's arse when she was out riding her bike in the middle of nowhere. And stop trying to stir up trouble and pit the sexes against each other when there is no need to do so.
I think someone has never had their arse slapped by oap and is feeling a bit left out 😆
Not trying to stir up anything I'm just pointing out that if it was the other way round it would be looked at totally differently when it's technically the same thing.
I don't see a difference.
Really?
I sincerely hope for your sake that you are being facetious.
Let's not forget man-man and lady-lady slapping.
I think you're missing pre and trans too.
Really?I sincerely hope for your sake that you are being facetious.
Well, motive being equal, it's either acceptable to slap an arse or it's not. What gender the arse/hand belongs to is irrelevant.
Growing up with a side of the family that inhabit tweed, large country houses and public schools, they do slap everything from horses, dogs, children and probably staff.
Jokes aside I am open about the fact I was the victim of predatory abuse as a youth. Today's interactions felt more like the above.
I'll never forget lady-lady slapping.
Well, motive being equal, it's either acceptable to slap an arse or it's not. What gender the arse/hand belongs to is irrelevant.
Do you not think that was is important is the perception by the person slapped?
If they feel threatened by it (which it seems the OP did not) then it's a problem.
This is without addressing subject of the historical oppression of women by men.
Being a white middle class man, I don't get to decide what women are allowed to consider sexist, or minorities consider racist.
I can have an opinion on it, but I don't get to say that having my backside pinched is the same as me doing it to a woman - because that is obviously nonsense.
*Edit*
I think the thing here is that the intention *is* so often different (or feels different) when a man does it to a woman.
Si
Scc999 has put it much better than I ever could but, yes, this is exactly the point.
What also bugs me is that a funny story by the OP was used to have a bash a women when there really was no need.
And anyone who objects to this is immediately labelled overly politically correct.
Am I the only one to notice that he pulled over to let her pass him? DROPPED BY A GRANNY!!! 😉
Do you not think that was is important is the perception by the person slapped?
No. It's either acceptable in society to randomly slap an arse or it's not.
What also bugs me is that a funny story by the OP was used to have a bash a women when there really was no need.
Don't think anyone is bashing women here, maybe just pointing out some hypocrisy.
So, if the OP was female and they hadn't objected to being slapped how many STWers would have been offended on her behalf...
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Also...
have a bash a women
Can't see that. Was a post removed or something...?
[quote=scc999 ]Do you not think that was is important is the perception by the person slapped?How does the slapper know in advance whether or not the slapee is going to object?
She might have been a bit frisky but calling her a slapper is a bit much
So who took the photo of you on a bike with ya arse over the back wheel? & why?
As a prison ossifer, am suspicious.
And we're off....
Whoosh...
[quote=thestabiliser ]She might have been a bit frisky but calling her a slapper is a bit much
Badoomtish!
Badoomtush.
Ooh. Get [s]her[/s] [s]him[/s] random non-gender specific entity
#assosexual.
As a sponsored person I am obligated to take a pic when I ride.
While I wasn't overly offended, I wouldn't advise arse slapping a stranger to anyone, even a 80 yo dotty lady.