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The most beautiful helmet of all time

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Majestic.

https://twitter.com/vismaleaseabike/status/1764608865897763206?s=20


 
Posted : 04/03/2024 12:17 pm
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Rick Moranis Spaceballs


 
Posted : 04/03/2024 12:21 pm
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I know it's about the aero but that must introduce the risk of a neck injury... even if they don't crash.


 
Posted : 04/03/2024 12:21 pm
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I'll admit to being a bit nervous when I clicked on this title ;o)

Rick Moranis Spaceballs

It looks like they bought this helmet and just painted it Yellow and added some logo's!


 
Posted : 04/03/2024 12:25 pm
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I’m getting strong Rick Moranis in Spaceballs vibes from that. I’m not sure I have the big Schwartz to handle it, personally.

edit: I should reply faster and with more economy, apparently.


 
Posted : 04/03/2024 12:26 pm
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Posted : 04/03/2024 12:27 pm
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The UCI has rules on tube profiles so bikes stay bike shaped and dont become aerodynamic abominations.

Do they really not have anything on helmet shape?


 
Posted : 04/03/2024 12:33 pm
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<checks date first> Wow !


 
Posted : 04/03/2024 12:35 pm
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Do they really not have anything on helmet shape?

Not yet but I suspect this might be the catalyst for them.

FWIW I unironically love this stuff. Time trialling is dorky and whichever way you cut it looks silly. I say lean into it and embrace the nerdiness.


 
Posted : 04/03/2024 12:40 pm
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You'd have to be really fast in the first place to even think about wearing one, because that's a strong look !

I can imagine that the theory is that the front of the helmet aligns with the hands at the end of the TT bar to create one uniform bow wave... would be rubbish if you can't keep your head still tho


 
Posted : 04/03/2024 1:18 pm
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Wondered if this was a Christian Horner thread ..... Thankfully not


 
Posted : 04/03/2024 1:21 pm
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It's got to be getting close to being banned for bringing the sport into disrepute.


 
Posted : 04/03/2024 2:28 pm
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Needs that space for some snacks and juice to keep the engine running...


 
Posted : 04/03/2024 3:03 pm
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Screenshot_20240304-140920

I thought it was going to be this helmet

https://www.bikeradar.com/news/2024-oakley-aro-7-aero-helmelT

Cearly less mad than the time trial one

Neither of them look delighted to be wearing them Screenshot_20240304-141018


 
Posted : 04/03/2024 3:11 pm
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The OP's helmet looks like a cross between the original Alien xenomorph's head and a giant phallus.

The Oakley looks like someone´s gone digging in the Star Trek prop cupboard.


 
Posted : 04/03/2024 3:28 pm
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Was expecting to find that someone from the women’s forum had posted a topic in the wrong place.


 
Posted : 04/03/2024 4:25 pm
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I think it will be banned by the next round of UCI regs. Went out in my Giro Aerohead yesterday. TT was cancelled so took the fixed wheel TT bike out anyway. Rear wheel got more attention than the helmet. I did park the visor at the cafe stop!

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Posted : 04/03/2024 5:15 pm
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BTW the Oakley is a just a rip off of the Giro Air Attack Shield of a few years back. I wrote off two Air Attacks in a season, but wasn't brave enough for a shield version with visor. The Aerohead is fabulously comfortable and suits most TT positions - I wear mine with contact lenses, and they're very common on the track too. The new Visma helmet fills in the gaps at the shoulders. There are a few others that do the same. From the front, it makes a lot of sense. From every other angle, less so!

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Posted : 04/03/2024 5:35 pm
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I did park the visor at the cafe stop!

I spy an aerocinnamon bun


 
Posted : 04/03/2024 6:02 pm
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aerocinnamon bun

indeed. It’s my local cafe I normally walk there with the dog! Full bun after a 100 km loop.

thought I’d get a few odd looks. But no.


 
Posted : 04/03/2024 6:05 pm
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Watching the opening TT and the Visma helmet didn't look quite so extreme from the side as the earlier online photos suggest. Now I'm no aerodynamicist, though I did study some fluid mechanics as part of my civil engineering degree, but I'm not convinced that extending the front of the helmet like that actually benefits drag reduction.


 
Posted : 04/03/2024 10:30 pm
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I think the Fifth Element wants its gun back


 
Posted : 05/03/2024 9:58 am
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Chris Boardman did a funny Insta post:

The GB team researched this approach to aerodynamics circa 2006, thanks to the bravery of @Ed_Clancy After careful consideration of the… | Instagram

Shame the embed function is still absent.


 
Posted : 05/03/2024 10:00 am