[Closed] SSEC10 - want to enter? You might want to look inside.

Yup, there'll be enough maggots on you by the time we've found you in the hedge!

Talking of maggots here's a song about him.

oh, maggot, he's a modern day fagan
turfing out your pockets like a christian burns a pagan
dripping with charm, style and panache
he'll leave you sore like a venereal rash

they tried to catch him, he says, 'time to dash'
he always leaves a party with a wallet full of cash
he's a bastard, but he's always looking flash
with his shoes like Dick Turpin, across his waist he wears a sash

sporting top hat, with a pocket watch too
the tallest member of the goldie lookin' crew
watch out if he's there when you're pissed
he learnt his science from the man, Oliver Twist

of his crimes, we tried to compile a list
selling sexy DVD's of a willy being kissed
stealing pensions on the old and infirm
made a fortune selling doctors fake sperm

like Charles Dickens, there's a lesson to be learned
beware the maggot cos the worm has turned
whoop......whoop......whoop
All of de yout' shall witness de day that Babylon shall faaaalll

just like Jack The Ripper, he'll do you up a kipper
and he's like a highway man holding up a Newport nipper
he's smarter than Sherlock Holmes or ITV's Taggart
Ii'm dapper, refined and they call me the maggot

turn your back and your pocket, he will pick
his eyes and talons are fukin' deadly equipped
like a chameleon, i'm the master thief
using a disguise, dressed like Penelope Keith

you gotta smoke a reefer or two
you gotta smoke a reefer or two
you gotta smoke a reefer or two
you gotta smoke a reefer or two

i steal money and hide it in my rectal hole
taking belongings in my ultimate goal
i'll take your china, your silver and your soul
by darkness and night, i shimmy up the drain-pipe

the maggot, the maggot, that's who i am
don't ever trust me, always doing a scam
i punched a woman and stole the baby and a pram
i even sliced my penis up and sold it as ham

gold chains and watches, maggot's got plenty
he pinched them from ladies and upset the gentry
like Sherlock Holmes bumming Watson, it's elementary
he's the modern day menace of the nineteenth century

a gentleman thief, a scholar and a rogue
doing the locomotion like Kylie Minogue
he's got the strength of ten, like a maniac
and i'm also identified as Spring-heeled Jack

whoa, here he comes, watch out, son, he'll rip you off
whoa, here he comes, he's a money grabbing bastard from Newport

i'm maggot with the GLC
big shout to all the Valleys
free Dick Turpin and the ring stinger
Big up to Dipper Nan
Merthyr Connection
Postman Port, big shout out to Postman Port

And Mark, running the bar
Always sorts it
Big up Hafodrynys hotel
big up to pontllanfraith crew
Also the west end crew iun Abercarn

I did a wheelie on a Penny Farthing
Big wheel up, big wheel up
All the bus routes
X15, 53, big respect
Red and white at cross keys
and their rivals glynn williams

Respect to you all
All those that know fake Elvis
On their transister radio......

Maggot, signing out, 2000 plus 3.

every man do his ting, a little bit different

WTF, you need to get the woksupportmuscles fixed and get on ya bicycle before you explode!

Mmmmm.

My lack of riding due to the stagedivingwokinjury does seem to have sent me off on a tangent. 😉

[i]in fact if there are some 'in' jokes please let us in on them[/i]

"I'm more singlespeedy than you", copyright the outcast circa 1930

"Tazzy you're out for giving away the singlespeed secret"

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 😥

right, that's it I'm shaving my beard off in shame!

in fact if there are some 'in' jokes please let us in on them

"I'm more singlespeedy than you", copyright the outcast circa 1930

[Brummy]
There's no denying that Nick, yow are considerable more Singlespeedy than mey 😉
[/Brummy]

[pedant mode on]

That should be yow [b]AM[/b] considerabley more singlespeedy than may.

[/pedant mode off]

****ing essex boys dow know shit. 😉

be quiet Brummy boy

Well thats my pre entry in

Well thats my pre entry in

Well you sent an email that is no use as it doesn't have the info on that we need!

One of these days I'll teach you the difference between Brummy and Black Country. 🙄

8)

racist 😉

I,m not begging you corporatenichewhores I will just crash the event I might hand over some dollar then again I might not

And dont forget about the kids race

Kids race??? 26ers are allowed to ride with everyone else.

You do realise any vehicles on site without the correct accreditation will be clamped or removed !!!! 😯

Seeing as we have our resident vehicle specialist and we can get your vehicle moving with a ring pull and a bit of twine i would be careful very careful

points at King of Sweden and laughs ass right off 😉

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you'd better not be planning on bringing that with you ton!!

You see this cheese thing - are we talking niche cheeses, or are we going for simplistic and pure things like a huge ass block of cheddar?

Go on Ton ignore him up there and bring your maggot infested cheese. 😀

Cheese is cheese, bring what you like but it would be nice to get some nice local cheeses. WITHOUT Maggots!

i cant afford that stuff...........primula is my barrow... 8)

How about goat derived stuff? ... the bloke 2 farms down makes his own.

the bloke 2 farms down makes his own.

With or without the aid of a goat? 😆

[i]One of these days I'll teach you the difference between Brummy and Black Country[/i]

wordesley born here 8)

rOcKeTdOg - Member

One of these days I'll teach you the difference between Brummy and Black Country

wordesley born here

Did you forget how to spell Wordsley when you left then? 😉

LOL @ Splosion!

S8tannorm, sounds niche 😉

is ticklemore goats cheese made with unpasteurised goat’s milk using vegetable rennet.
niche/acceptable enough if I get in?

Good point Stu ... I must also check that his goats are nannies and not billy goats 😉

Ohmyfunkinggodbloodyhellimscaredforlife!!

WARNING
DO NOT MISTYPE GOATS INTO GOOGLE AS GOATSE please for the love of all that's fluffy in the world.

that has put me right off finding niche cheese 😥

WARNING
DO NOT MISTYPE GOATS INTO GOOGLE AS GOATSE please for the love of all that's fluffy in the world.

Are you new to the internet? 🙂

[i]Did you forget how to spell Wordsley when you left then?[/i]

it was 42.75 years ago!

taz thats wrong.

Ayatollahofniche I know the internet has some very dark immages, but I REALLY do not need to see things like that jsut because my paws can't use the keyboard very wellwhen hunting for goats cheese, please don't hold it against me for my entry. Many appologies I did warn warn folks........WHY DID YOU LOOK YOU FOOLS 😯

tazzy.

The 'tollah likes stuff like that really. 😯

and he's asking people to play in the woods with him? is the SSEC10 going to turn into some sort of blair witch project with cheesey effigies? scared now 🙂

That'd be considered a respectable weekend in the FoD 😉

The 'tollah likes stuff like that really.

cheesey effigies

Too right Clubber, those with 6 fingers and webbed feet get a free entry!

Can you still get in if you have a cheese allergy?

and is it permissable/possible to stay at least 50ft from the Giant cheese board/effigies in order to avoid anasomething or other shock?

Can you still get in if you have a cheese allergy?

Yes but you will die! I suggest entering SSUK in August instead to be on the safeside 😉

When do you find out if your lucky enough to have got the chance of an entry???

The invites to enter will be going out soon.

We just need to finalise the entrys for the european contingent first. (seen as it's a european championship we need to get at least a few europeans in the entry :-))

only a few i hope

We're waiting for a bloke called Tom to pull his nichemagic togeather.
Fingers crossed most will know next week.