[Closed] SSEC10 - want to enter? You might want to look inside.

Looks like its me for the win then. 😉

I've put mine in, so fingers crossed otherwise all my special cheese will be wasted

I got some cheese dust for you to eat. 😉

44:11 should be about right for the flatlands shouldn't it? 😉

A bloke of your standard should be able to push round the FoD on 44:11 no problem. 8)

well ive fired mine away and one for the brother in law as i cant get hold of him. best i get in my new ss frameset arrived yesterday 😉

hmm twicky

It appears as if it might be a bit of a clique fest. Is anyone allowed to enter, or do you have to understand the in jokes?

goeffj.

Just fire your entry request off like everyone else.

Anyone that comes up with a witty reply in less than ten words is in. 8)

If it's anything like the UK SS champs at Drumlanrig then it'll be a hell of an event.

the event is not gaye enough for moi

clique fest?

sausage fest more like

sausagejockeycliquenichetastic....................
ton's in.........i hope. 😉

fontmoss.

I hope your sausage has some cheese to go with it or you won't be allowed into the party. 😉

....it's better than walking (of course)

Are there going to be prizes for how niche your cheese is?

Was that a stupid question?

And in the spirit of th normal "what tyres for...?" threads...

What cheese for SSEC?

I hope your sausage has some cheese to go with it or you won't be allowed into the party.

a week of not washing should produce some potent results 😉

"a week of not washing should produce some potent results"

yey, back to forskinzola jokes 😀

Everybody from the UK has an equal chance of getting a place based on how funny/good your answer is.

There are some great ones btw. We will be sharing them on the weekend and there'll be a prize for the funniest!

Thanks for all the emails so far!

based on how funny/good your answer is

That's me stuffed then, do you accept bribes? 🙂

when do they need to be in by?

Soon!

bribes

"I want to buy some cheese"

mine was pooh but ive been baby sitting after nights. Let me go so i can have a weekend without kids or work i beg you 🙂

mine was pooh but ive been baby sitting after nights. Let me go so i can have a weekend without kids or work i beg you

And...........................

;-\

got my entry in 😀

Some good funny sentances coming in!

Here's a couple of my favs (Some people really don't know what 10 means!!)
iwanaridethessecbecause
I've had enough of the 12 step nichewhore recovery programme.
I have a nice smile & a bottle of Jagermeister.
I come from Italy and will take with me an impressive quantity of cheese!
iche bin eine pocco fromage en boufant.

I guess I could have said "because I fancy another ride with your wife, Sheldon", but people might misinterpret that.

It appears as if it might be a bit of a clique fest. Is anyone allowed to enter, or do you have to understand the in jokes?

Everybody from the UK has an equal chance of getting a place based on how funny/good your answer is.

So basically that was a 'yes you do have to understand the in jokes'.

So basically that was a 'yes you do have to understand the in jokes'

only if youre judging them presumably, any witty/funny banterous answer will have as good a chance as any in joke

any witty/funny banterous answer will have as good a chance as any in joke

Correct!! in jokes have nothing to do with entries, in fact if there are some 'in' jokes please let us in on them 🙂

Funny though the people moaning about not getting an entry haven't bothered to write an email, yet.

when are we getting our emails to tell us we are in...........
and if i dont get in, there will be some ears getting thicked.......... 😉

in the ssec smallprint:

Threats of violence against our staff will always be prosecuted 😉

Here's a couple of my favs (Some people really don't know what 10 means!!)

god damn it, mine is not in there. DO YOU REALISE HOW HARD MY DRUG ADDLED LITTLE BRAIN HAD TO WORK TO GET 2 CHEESE PUNS IN 10 WORDS!!!! 😛

god damn it, mine is not in there.

mine is 😀

i dont know if thats good though 😕

fontmoss- you can go right off people you know! 😉

i try my best 😛

grumm - Member

So basically that was a 'yes you do have to understand the in jokes'.

No it was a basically "yes you do have to own a singlespeed and have a sense of humour"

can you have a ss without a sense of humour?

why else would you want to push a bike everywhere just to take pictures of it up a hill to convince people that actually you've ridden it 😀

I know of no such humourless folks and I think it should be written into law that anyone found not having fun on a ss should have their bike taken away and they should be forced to ride a £99.00 special from argos for the rest of their days!

what is that cheese with the maggotts in it.

push a bike everywhere just to take pictures of it up a hill to convince people that actually you've ridden it

Tazzy you're out for giving away the singlespeed secret. 😉

£99 on a bike, **** I'm not spending that much

and ton, I've banned that cheese and told the Italians not to bring it along!

, I've banned that cheese and told the Italians not to bring it along!

Lightweight.

it is nice with black pudding on a sarnie....... 8)