I need inspiration for a funny slogan to put on our annual 'off of the year mug' and you're a witty bunch so thought I'd ask you lot.
Can be as rude and disrespectful as you like!
What can you come up with?
Off of the year?
Hmmm..... Its good but doesn't really take the p##s as much as I'd like.
No. I'm asking what is an 'off of the year?' Off the bike?
Yep.... a crash/stack/otb moment.
I can usually find one online but they seem to be a bit poor this year.
Loves the boaby?
Maybe speak to binners?
Yeah, the bikes ok.
Hold my Tea and watch this...
#1 loam taster 2018
No text, just that old pic of Gee Atherton naked (if text is necessay, then, Bregante's or "It's all about the bike."
Guaranteed to spill it.
Caution: Prone to spills
Or
Chief gravity tester
I got this on a mug for my Dad once
He's colourblind, I told him what it said, so he then spent the next few years telling people that his wonderful son had got him a "world's best Dad" mug, and watching their reactions...
its as shame you dont work at STW towers or it could have been "worst forum *upgrade* of the year "
would be a hotly contested cup that one !
Whatever you print on the mug, have it printed upside down.
I'm gonna hug that tree
If it's a big mug...
I fought the law, the law was gravity, it won
I love the taste of mud in the morning
Not enough mid stroke support
Loving these.
Not sure I'd get away with the see you next Tuesday, but it's tempting.
Liking the 'massive helmet' suggestion.
Actually 'hold my tea' is very good too. This is definitely going to make my job as trophy supplier a lot easier.
If you can read this flip me over
(but upside down).
+1 for Cock Womble
****OS
Also colour blind so that circle of dots is just a circle of dots.
I got this on a mug for my Dad once
Brilliant story, 👏🏻
To borrow from Charlie the Bikemonger: My drinking club has a cycling problem.
Two Wheels And Terrible
Holy Flaps have some funny stuff
Crash test dummy
May contain hot liquids
How far do you really want to go?
There's lots of choices out there....
But you won't get much more STW than:
"2nd Prize"
"Get well soon"
"They bought me this mug because I fell off my bike and hurted myself"
"Thirst Aid"
A blue safety helmet and a harness:
Ahh, a misinterpretation of the thread title 🙂
Something like this with an appropriate slogan, such as "more accident prone than Boris" might work though…
He who dunks wins
Just had a look on the Holy Flaps website.
Absolutely nothing suitable but made me laugh like a drain for fifteen minutes!
His wife would cut my balls off with a blunt spoon if I bought him any of those.
I got this for mrs750 last year
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Kidding-Yourself-Sarcasm-Friends-Novelty/dp/B01M8GHBB9
This year is going to be
No pudding
I love Louise
Shalom Jackie
If 'Unt' too rude, how about 'OCK' or, so it not rude 'rash OTY'