Saw this cyclist on a quiet road today & thought...'hmm, should I or shouldn't I' So I did. Approached him at a slow pace & just as I got to his back wheel, blasted the car horn & shouted out of the open passenger window, '****er!'
The look on his face was priceless! He even said I was a Knob, but it was funny.
You lose points for not hitting him with a half-consumed McDonald's milkshake. Poor show.
I give you 5 responses before someone calls the Guardian news desk
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They don't even pay road tax.
Try it on a horse next time might be a more exciting reaction
The hook is baited and the line is cast.
Do horses have horns these days?
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LOL @ Brakes response!
Absolutely true, I swear on my youngest son's life.
I called you a lot more than that after you sped off. Head cam caught it all though so go YouTube your car reg.
He didn't have a head cam though, I know cos I looked.