MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
To the rider locked into the 'rad' zone riding your gnarled up skill compensator Turner who passed me and a client on the dog yesterday.
i salute you sir.
we were both so impressed by how you sweet tyres ripped through the dust and the way your rippling biceps caught the light of the afternoon sun, how we gasped as your ripped abdominal muscles struggled to cope with the mid life girth that was trying to catch you up.
i held my student back to let him take in the full majesty of a true mountain bike cyclist in full on radnessity. i also made sure that, as my young learner was wiping the damp sockets of his eyes from your exquisite dust, i took the time to explain that if he paid attention during class he ,and the other 4 beginners that i was taking care of that day, one day might be worthy of one day clipping in your left foot.
as the blurred image of you whooshed regally around both of us, my young disciple inquired as to the safety of being passed so quickly and so thoughtlessly on such a narrow trail especially when the end of said trail was only 10 english meters away. how did i answer?
"one day young man, and only after you have listened, learnt and eaten enough cake and bought enough kit can you aim for the heady heights of being such a ****" amen
You're a crap teacher - didn't you explain to your followers what elbows are for?
that is too deep a question for me to answer.
I'm going to use the word "radnessity" more often.
Had a pair of rads riding past my self and my wife and daughter on the blue at Llandegla, just barely missed my wife and my daughter had to move before being punted , their radnessity was very obvious , we then met another family further up still reeling from the same pair of rads.
They where truely impressive on the blue route a real pair of d**ks.
Amen to that brother!....
Real pro riders are usually very polite and can overtake safetly on the most insane lines...
"No need to move over its not a problem, I can nip off the trail and get round you if I just bunny hop this log and manual through this ditch then rejoin the trail ahead of you by riding down that fallen tree trunk. *hop, Boink, roll* there we go! Have a good ride. see you later!" etc.
All with a cheerful smile and wave.
The lard arse majority arn't going fast enough to cause a problem...
its the wannabes. They think they are something and desperate for everyone to notice how amazing they are... Nobs!