Such an inconspicuous crash, im off to the bimblers thread 😕
😯
That's beyond belief that crash looked nothing, not very high speed, how on earth did that happen?
Nasty nasty nasty.
Watched it but wish I hadn't. I now have a rather funny feeling below....oooff 😯
See, evolution works. His kids wont be falling off their bikes.
Oh no no no no. 😯
Ouch.
My mate nipped his lal fella against the back of his saddle and ended up with a snake bite style cut.
Oh how I laughed!
That's gotta smart
Proper mate that, filming it from crash to A&E 😆
Yeah, thats going to sting a bit!
Not good.
I'm sure one of the Muddy Moles went out for a solo ride 3-4 yrs ago and damaged something down below. Was pretty grim IIRC.
That will definitely test the theory that "chicks dig scars".
Oof.
Vomits
Recently got me sack squished between my thigh and a fence post in an even more inauspicious and comedy crash than on that video (though impactful enough to tear a hole in me troosers). Incredibly me actual nut was missed (we're talking millimetres) and so I'm here to tell the tale..
How would you bandage up something like that?
Reminds me of the time when someone on our wednesday night ride went over the bars.
When I say over the bars I mean not quite all the way over.
He caught his ballbag on the end of the bars and ripped his sack open.
They had to put one of his nuts back in before they stitched it back up. 😯
GiantJaunt - Member
How would you bandage up something like that?
Staples maybe? You'd certainly be hoping it wasn't a young hot nurse with her top buttons undone!
Salami slicing
Yikes!
Much wincing here, same as when my goalkeeper was taking down nets, slid down the post and ripped one off on the net hook. 😯
I'm sure one of the Muddy Moles went out for a solo ride 3-4 yrs ago and damaged something down below. Was pretty grim IIRC.
Yep Danny had a little off and bust a blood vessel in his little fella and he was pissing a fine stream of blood until he went to A&E!
Years ago when I used to rock climb I was short of a harness so made one up out of a couple of slings around the pelvic area, which was fine until I took a fall and crushed a bollock. Years of pain followed and even a scan, when the room door opened and about 15 (mostly women) students came in to watch. I still managed to make a baby who is 17 now so at least the other side was still working.
[quote=GiantJaunt ]How would you bandage up something like that?
it's not hard
I daren't open the link... I'm such a wuss!! Can some kind soul describe what I'd find in there should I decide to have a look?
I'm assuming it's some kind of crotch related injury... the thought of which makes my blood run cold.
Shit - that even made me wince!
Rachel
Whooooah! Yowers! I must admit to being a bit nervous watching that, and somehow it was both less and more distressing than feared.
Rob - no mangled bones, but a worrying todger injury!
I'm surprised that nobody criticised him for turning his bike upside down - not very STW
I daren't open the link... I'm such a wuss!! Can some kind soul describe what I'd find in there should I decide to have a look?
imagine a split where you really wouldn't want a split.
Thats painful but not Wayne Shelford painful.
damn and double damn...
That will definitely test the theory that "chicks dig scars".
made me spill my tea!!
Oooof - that's going to smart a wee bit!
Gonna be known as Loosenob from now on 🙂
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GiantJaunt - Member
How would you bandage up something like that?
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Hard to tell from the video but would the damage have been done from bar ends or lack of bar ends?
Bike ok ?
On the bright side - he now has a mangina.
Deffo a pork sword/handlebar interface incident. Essentially, bar digs into ground a la pole vault, expcept you launch using your genitals (with full body weight behind them) as opposed to your hands.
I did the same as a teenager, no open wound, but a nasty hernia and bent Ti handlebar.
hooli - I reckon it was the flat pedal that got him. Could have been worse!
Rachel
slimjim78 - Membera la pole vault, expcept you launch using your genitals
HA! HA! This is funny, because it's a bit like saying you have a really long penis!
Well, anyone know of any padded shorts with added CE rated cock protection?
HA! HA! This is funny, because it's a bit like saying you have a really long penis!
Not since the reduction surgery.